What are they recorded that's in for for who Gary Fisher Princess Leia hmm wasn't that called the force awakens? Well, you know hey let's start off like we do with every podcast that we've recorded not let out this episode is brought to you by Yeager spice delicious going down so smooth tastes like Christmas tastes like Christmas vanilla spices cinnamon Some shit we can't pronounce hot toddy, but it's cold has you're in it. Yeah, I'm Dan. I'm Brent and this is to be named To be named hey actually that might work We've thought of so many different names I'm really gonna sit on it.
I mean I think sit on it because I don't want to have the barrage of back and forth I feel like I feel like we should not even top five. I think we should do like a top three Yeah, yeah awesome. We're trying to record kicks You're saying top to a top three to a top three and then we present them to each other same time I think I think we might you're really into it like I would be fine with x yz Yeah, our number three on yours. Fuck you.
We're not named at that. Yeah name it the Dan show Yeah, I think we would we'll both have like oh, yeah one veto one veto We're immediately after looking at the list you're like nope, which I doubt either one of us gonna come with something that Either one of us is gonna be like yeah, we definitely don't want to know some people have talent for annoying this shit I mean you're not one of them guys like fuck dude But my wife says that about me about picking on music and you know how you don't know you don't want something Until someone chooses it. I'm like hey, what do you want to do? Just like pick something out.
I don't care. We want to get a I don't care And it's just like that's really different. I agree with you. Yeah fuck hearties.
I don't give a fuck. Let's just go eat Yeah, just not hard. Yeah, exactly. You know what I'm saying.
I mean I mean I'm saying I mean I really did like what we think We know I don't hold a place in my heart. I like that name a lot Because literally that's what we're doing. We're talking about what we think we know. Yeah, the original premise was a more interesting idea It has changed but I know that our mutual interest in Conspiracy supernatural supernatural paranormal aliens history, you know weird shit.
Oh, how about ancient aliens? I don't even think what we think we know is is adequate. You don't well, okay to be honest though tonight We're supposed to do animals. Yeah crazy things about animals.
I know honestly how much research you do 30 minutes medium 30 minutes all total probably now Oh, yeah, I'm talking about the same. That's not really between reading and YouTube videos and refreshing your memories of like I'm just a lot of stuff. I don't know what you say. So I'm pretty sure quality By the way, yeah, you know that there's a lot of media wall last year I make through well.
No, it's like killing off walls. No way and you can get it from them as well Not me not by sex, but well, I would assume I sex I mean obviously through sex as well sure, but it's taking a dark turn so quick, but what I'm saying is we're not really researching it I mean we don't yes enough. I think honestly me and you need one of those gonna research anything probably not much No, we're gonna bullshit through most of it and that's why I know you still have listened to episode one of it But I've been encouraging you to listen to the bogey monster because I forgot what we're aiming for is very similar to what those dudes do like There's been a couple episodes where they don't even get to their topic and even when they do it's like 10 15 minutes just getting it out there. Yeah, I mean I don't care about like I think you have this Fine, but you're right, you know name is important.
It's very funny. I'm not the time anybody hears this It'll have a name, but you know we need to figure that out. Yeah for sure. We do I mean we don't I mean we don't have to talk about that this time.
I mean yeah, I just want to bring it up to see your thoughts on it I think so we'll go right down like a top three. Yeah I think that's gonna be easier that we're gonna instead of bouncing stuff off each other Well, how's it how crazy that we're gonna record a podcast and then name it later? It's not that weird. It's not what it takes time to do and stuff over and just like this podcast It's gonna take us recording over and over and over to get Conful enough to know and to get in the rut of what we are.
Nobody really cares. Yeah, by the way, we're from Charleston, South Carolina Yeah, well, I think you are well We live in Charleston. I'm the least racist southern city what you know, well that's started the war, bro Well, I'm just talking about now though that dude shot a black church and now it's like there's an area of town That's called secession ville. Holy fuck.
I didn't even think about that. Yeah, that is the fucking name of it. Yeah Succession bill. Why do I not remember where the fuck that is falling or not falling?
I'm sorry James Allen. I know I grew up off of Yeah, right over there my camp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right in your old neighborhood Yeah, I lived up I grew up on James Allen right by the beach not a bad place to go though No, I came here on purpose because of the sunshine. I've walked to the beach from there before I mean, it's a fucking walk, but when you're 14 what you walk there from camperoad.
No from session bill That's basically the same thing. Well, if you all yeah, it is you went all the way down to the following from there You walk there. Oh carrying surfboards what and there's no way to surf in Charleston. You think you do that now?
Oh fuck no, I just fuck just completely destroying your neck That's not true because like I may be fat and I get out of breath, but I have endurance I get going like I like to hike and back back and all that but I can get over the homes like I'd be fucked for zombies but like Running man, I could probably do that. I feel like I could outsmart the zombies depending on what kind of zombies Yeah, I mean if you're talking like 20 days later zombies. No, not so much. Yeah, but I mean like walking to zombies Oh, yeah, no, you just take out the stairs, bro What steps you don't even block them turn down.
It's just what they can actually your steps I mean what if you need to leave the house that's real flatter that's true zombies don't climb boom. I just save your life I'm coming up. I appreciate it. Speaking of which Do you own currently or ever want to purchase a samurai sword?
Do you have one for sale? No, I really want one though. Let's see. Just I mean similar to picking up this glorious equipment like I Can't I can't do things have asked come well, I can no I can do things.
I fast don't give me wrong I don't want to do things that aren't even remotely legit. So I couldn't I ever I never No, I could if it was functional like you can get like a katana from a factory. It's functional like you can still You could display non-functional sword decorative hell. No, why would you do that?
That's what the point is? Oh, you know fucking sword Why would you do that? You know honestly, I think it'd be better off with a machete She's gonna cut the bony's here than a katana. Not if it's the right kind I mean what's that?
I mean why get a folded steel katana when you can just take a machete because you can get that learns with it Yeah, you can do that with a machete and a machete is much easier to sharpen further away Not if we're talking zombies dude. Do what katana? Maybe has like half a foot on the fucking yeah, but I'm talking like stabbing power as well Yeah, you're gonna have to get up close and personal with a zombie What is stabbing a zombie with a katana gonna do? Oh right up through the nose cavity of the brain dude You got to destroy the brain everybody knows that yeah, and everyone knows when you're surrounded by zombies Just swing wildly well, you're not gonna be swinging wildly if you're surrounded by zombies.
You're gonna be running No, I'm gonna be the first to die out with two shades to circles your own You're gonna die. I will win milla fucking zombie to the ground You're going to die immediately. You know it. Well, no, I'm not gonna die already.
There's too much weight There's just too much weight of meat. I'm not gonna die because I'm gonna They're gonna simulate this in a warehouse and I'm gonna sling like on hooks over my head I'm gonna sling sides of beef at you and you do your helicopter move and see how quickly you get knocked over by just dead weight coming at you I'm getting surrounded by zombies is if I'm taking a shit or sleeping which case I'm not gonna be alone So I'm not gonna have to worry about it. Well, then you're not gonna need your stupid helicopter move. Yeah, you're gonna.
Yeah, I will No, I want distance because they're slow moving that I'm gonna run up. Yeah, there's a what's gonna go away. They're so slow moving You're just gonna be able to kick them the fuck away. Yeah And there's you're not gonna have to kill anyone.
I mean I really want killed a bunch of fucking zombie like thousands of zombies on your trip to America And then I'll send they can't with the cure and they're like oh no we can heal this we turn back human I want to do that at all. Oh, I killed a bunch of people feel that at all really when you could have just been kicking them away the whole time No, they were threatening me are you gonna feel bad about somebody invading your home? And honestly, I don't think I'd have a I think I would just basically just walk around the neighborhood and like get a cattle What's a group of cows called cattle? Yeah, I heard I would get a hurt as obvious to follow me and then have some trap set up Mmm.
I get there I get there. I just button and it just chops other heads off or blows them up whatever Either way, I like the chaps all their heads off idea. Yeah, just a giant seems really unreasonable elaborate trap How you went there first instead of explosion, you know the easiest thing to do zombies can crawl I'm gonna have like a wire Did I have to make this elaborate trap so when they walk in I just cut all their heads off at once no one in our New reasonable blow them up. Why not just dig a six by six by six whole.
Yeah, I just haven't walk into it Boats I'm gonna run around a hole. They're just gonna keep walking towards you into the hole. Yeah, some sand boats We would war Z zombies we win. There's so many of them.
They just crawl on top each other Yeah, I still say boats we win because we're on the coast a Lot of people say mall no more warm Walmart all that crap. Mm-hmm. You know what I say house York town. Oh, you can kick off the freaking gangways.
Yeah, the gangways and once those are gone No, uh, sealable doors. Yeah, are they still bus no. Oh, yeah, they're like submarine doors, man Yeah, I know but I think they still just I know a lot people out still how they open and close them I mean, it's permanently open down for the doors and stuff. Hmm.
I would think like I'm saying locally Yeah, I would think go to the airport and just get inside the biggest or actually go to Boeing Get inside one of those bones. I'm at there's one door to get into a fucking claim point. That's not a bad idea I'm I'm sticking with the traditional like walking dead type zombie because if you throw too many variables like world Where's he or a new letter is just too complicated. Yeah, I'm talking about slow Yeah, yeah, you know, you're just getting to a plane.
There's only one door to a plane. I feel like planes less defendable against other survivors though What are they gonna do? There's one door to the plate is 40 feet up in the air He's shoot a hole in a plane. Yeah, they don't know where you're at in the plane or that don't even know that you're on yeah You have to get a share car then again Yorktown Yorktown's pretty good Yorktown's pretty fucking good Also schools and the schools I've always thought about that solid.
That's why I kind of yeah, dude There's a couple of them around here. Have you seen some of those flood doors that they have? I forget which one it is. I think it's bill Hall.
They have like the like the metal pistons They go into the freaking concrete really yeah They're like like like bomb shelter style like if you go into I think it's the hall the ones that are shaped like honeycomb You go into the cafeteria giant metal doors on the cafeteria and they have like interlocking like like Stabilins type type like panic room doors. It's insane. I've not seen that That's where I would go the tides have you seen what they put in the garage like the steel? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he put this up.
No, let's get through that. Mm-hmm. You drive a car into it. Yeah I don't know I might break it.
No, cuz it's designed to hold back thousands of gallons of water Hmm amount of pressure So if not machete or samurai sword, what is your ideal zombie apocalypse to ammo? Yeah, yeah Well roads are packed stores aren't open. I got a thousand rounds at my house at 22 ammo so Fucking mob handle. I mean there's slow zombies dude.
I deal. I'm saying ideal weapon Well, let's just take this zombies are decaying correct in theory sure so they're gonna be they're gonna be smooshier smooshier Yeah, and what do you need to kill a zombie? Do they start to death? Maybe mmm see that sometimes no, I mean it really depends on what sort of room what sort of lore you're looking at I mean let's say zombies do not start our death and only to kill them is to kill their brain Yeah, and they're slow moving and dumb and detach their slant.
What's a slow moving and dumb like walking down style, but oh geez I feel like their vision's not so great. No, the vision's horrible. They go by smell smell in here I mean they can see if you're close enough. They're right there.
Yeah. Yeah, you know hearing is their number one. Yeah too much noise Okay, first step. I only wear socks.
I mean that goes back on a lot of shit except in the one that's you running Yeah, I can run the socks I'd run my feet lead and get eaten by zombies and you're not running that's the whole thing you will never have to run what yeah You will why you're gonna run out of food why we should have to run Because you're outside and there's zombies everywhere and other survivors fucking slow Yeah, there's a bunch of them and that's that other survivors is big problem. It is I feel like honestly seriously I think most people would get along Eventually, but there is a situation of listen foods running short fuck you get fuck out of here And which is is this how Kirkman wrote walking dead? I feel like this is how he wrote it He's just having a conversation when I see here's another problem ever really see walking down I've seen first season That's it never ever made it mmm. Oh, it's really good.
That's all for it, but it's just too much Just too deep for me. It's like not that deep It's like if you're just born you're like hey, I want to get the Star Wars. It's like but I understand there's a lot of Star Wars stuff There's so much stuff out there. It's hard.
It's hard to choose something I'm just trying to think of ideal weapon for zombies ideal weapon I would do traps man. I wouldn't even I would do something about resettable traps because I don't I had a hand-held weapon Fucking flamethrower you can make one of those pretty well. I mean but fuel fuel fuel. I mean club I also think a baseball bat would be better than a katana Yeah, it's gonna take a while to smash that skull bro.
I mean fuck you. Yeah I mean it's gonna wear and tear you're gonna dent it here and there yeah, but I mean you could kill a lot of some chainsaw Okay, it's chainsaw gas fuck old school chainsaw you know we're to be able to hold the two sides. No That plays into your trap idea where you know cut everybody's heads off I would definitely have traps and that would also help against other survivors I think honestly like walking down the season from whatever really don't listen to it It's more about survivor versus survivor than it is zombies are just there. Well.
Yeah, some zombies are very constant danger But it's more like survivors other survivors of the real danger. Correct unless there are too many zombies Like let's say like when he was they're not they're not fast moving unless they're hungry and there's food there They do start moving fast. They do kind of lunge at you. They lunge.
That's a lunge. That's what I'm saying like and also just why I'm with the katana or maybe even Okay, I'm saying that wrong. Maybe katana versus samurai sword samurai swords a little bit longer. It's not technically a katana I say it's like a short source.
I was thinking samurai sword when you said katana though. Yeah, I was I was too Like I was too but it's not for like a three foot sword. I think it's pretty long. It's like four feet Yeah, but you're right.
I agree with you. I think katana might be better shorter Easier to use easier to handle because you're not gonna need it unless they're up on you in which case I don't want to be able to push yeah, you don't be able to move quick You're gonna want the double on the back. You're gonna want to you're gonna want to lean out of style I listen your temple No, but I mean if we're going walking dead style zombies, huh? I guess spoiler alerts.
I mean is that I think no no no no So this is about it. So if you get by zombie you tightly don't become a zombie if you die you might you might become a zombie if You die regardless how you don't know how the whole thing's going with walking in No, I think I think you I don't know Everyone and if you die you may or may not become now. It's both But getting bit you definitely become something okay. I'm not going that even dude I'm just going walking dead style like as far as the zombie I feel like well I'm talking about if I get by the arby zombie classically if you get by zombie you have a limited amount of time to be normal And then you get like the flu and you freak out so regardless of how bad the bite is if I get bit at all I'm a zombie.
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, I'm laughing. I have a standing agreement that if either of us get bit by zombie No, it's an automatic automatic. I'd be down till I change no automatic. No.
No, that's how everybody gets burned in the movies, man They're like, oh well, we'll just keep you around until listen things happen and then that person ends up biting somebody No, if we're gonna turn anyway, you don't know that I'll give you that permission right now, but if I get bit by zombie I'm telling you right now. If I get by zombie. That's cool. I'm let you go your way But let me live and try to fuck it off me while I'm human.
No, I'm killing you immediately. No, you're not Yes, I am you can try to stop me, but I'll kill you cut your balls off while you live You'll be free to freak out about getting bit by zombie you're gonna do I'm gonna do hide it from you and you won't know until I change and bite you on the face exactly that's why you kill people immediately Oh, I know, but that's why I know but I know but I just owe the criteria for the perfect weapon You want know what how no ammo wait, how how how a halber yeah one of those It's a long and unwieldy. You're not walking through a bunch of door. I want a dagger You know Chris give me Chris actually cutless would not be a bad idea But this is pretty good because you won't swipe in you don't want stabbing.
He's not gonna do much You want swiping stabbing is good through the brain though. Yeah, destroy the brain. That's the common denominator It's really spine. There's not a lot of shopping with wait.
What did you say cutless? Cuddless pretty good. I thought you were talking about a rapier there for a second Oh, no fuck that rapier would be good for stabbing. Yeah, but it wouldn't stop shit You guys Oh, it's funny So many causes are good too because they've got a really nasty hilt on them like the whole like hand covering hill Mmm, mmm.
I just on the face. I'll get in the knuckles. That's a pretty good choice. Yeah Not as long as you're not gonna be able to find any of those weapons Sure, you're if shit was going down right now, where would you go to find a fucking guitar or a cutless?
Oh right now? Yeah, no where yeah, exactly that's what I'm saying. You said I'm saying that's why I need to buy one I mean why we're talking right now zombies attack. What do you do?
Also, I mean you stick together well, clearly I have an woman bet. I mean till I find stronger people you're with me I have an woman bet. Oh, do you sweet? Yeah?
Weapon wise pretty scant. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah Well, don't forget that Now if we're getting this report news-wise and the roads aren't destroyed yet I am getting in my car and driving someplace either with weapons or fortifiable I would say we get my car just because it's the work truck. Well, yeah, that would help Again that gas thing's pretty small.
It is small get better mileage on the Nissan But this is what you guys think first few days of it epic like that gas stations are still gonna have gas Yeah, that's what I'm saying like it depends on how it gets released. You have honestly I don't think gas would be a problem and I think it's gonna be more street crowding I don't think it's gonna be like oh every guy's this good It's gonna be street crowding is gonna be the problem. Street crowding is gonna be the number one everyone trying to get out I think you're gonna want bikes. You're gonna want to not get out of town And you're gonna want me as long as you can but you're gonna want to be able to stockpile locally if you can well now Here's another thing dude across the street.
It's got a couple bikes if everything's you want to shit bikes motorcycles no Bikes not motorcycles initially yes, I mean I agree with you totally dirt bike is ideal if I don't have access to dirt bike I'm going motorcycle I would go pedal bike over motorcycle. You're gonna pick up our survivors What's the advice I say my fucking bicycle? Why are you on a bicycle to get supplies on your way back? You're gonna have a backpack full of stuff.
Oh, you're talking about together supplies. Yeah, no I would be on foot on foot is a dumb idea. No, it's not so best idea. It's gonna take so much longer So you're gonna say hidden think about this okay, so it's you me and Terry the apocalypse is right now Right now right now.
We look out the street. Some of my neighbors are already like I'm like that's nothing it wouldn't spread that quick. No, it would it be it'd be months they would contain it And all honestly we don't have any worry about it's of course not because they would totally contain it in time unless it was an air One virus correct wish case we'd be fucked anyway, so no let's say we're you know one of the 100,000 in the country there immune yeah, okay Anyway, it's not be a block lips right now now. Do we hear this from news?
Do we just happen to look out see zombies? I think we look out and we see One of my neighbors chewing on another neighbor and we're like that's a mother fucking zombie dude and they pick up a call the cops We both give it a zombie we give each other one of these like it's on You wouldn't have you jump this off you go what the fuck is our neighbor doing he's on basalt's in our name? Oh, yeah, you call the cops, but it's busy. Oh God busy when you call the cops is not a good signal.
Nope That is the worst thing I can have on the television nothing but pre-recorded infomercials Not even that yeah, I think the beef comes later. I think it's pre-recorded infomercials There's there's no news initially they get going autopilot for a while most TV stations can go on on a pile But do they switch it autopilot or does autopilot automatically happen? I've never worked into a station I don't think automatically I don't think it automatically switches to I think it would be I think you check radio worst case scenario Neighbors in the face not once busy you turn on the news and it's just where the newscasters would be and no one's sitting there Yep, okay worst case scenario you go. Okay.
It was definitely obvious. Yeah, so we both know at that point It's on okay, so do you run out drop your neighbor set off? No, not right then cuz you're not sure lock this shit down Okay, I barricade barricade exits and entrances we we fucking I don't have anything Do I have anything I have hammers hammers would work? I would I'm serious I would fucking destroy my stairs and we would hang out upstairs No, what we would do is we would go into your adagloule area here We knock a hole in the fucking roof and climb upon the roof so we can see what's happening outside That would help a lot you can get out from a bathroom window though.
Oh straight from the roof. No problem Anyways at what point do you decide is definitely zombies? I'm killing my neighbor I'm not well see I wouldn't immediately attack because that would draw attention. I don't want to incite other potential zombies You might want to kill them while you can.
No, there's no more zombies around. Nope. Nope. Nope.
I don't want to take that chance That's a chance. I'm taking I mean are you jumping out into the street and killing my neighbor? I don't know if there's no zombie just like munching on a Neighborhood cap behind the bush that's gonna be like nah. I'm not taking that chance.
Okay. I'm laying low and I'm observing immediately I'm taking out the stairs Okay, we're all staying up here. We're all staying up here. I think about it.
I think about it food food Obviously we move all food and all that shit upstairs. Probably taking the stairs is when we need to leave to get supplies And you don't have a rope ladder in your house Well, then we'll break up some wood That's just gonna fail and one of us gonna fall through if you might as obvious. Hold on we're gonna break up some wood We're gonna do tree style ladder. Well time out first of all.
I'm not staying here. I'm gonna get my wife and kid good luck with that Can I come back? Sorry, you're dead Brent. I can't come back.
Well, of course you can come back. Oh, how do you know? I'm gonna come back Man what if it's so fucked up that you can't answer zombies, but they can talk and pretend to be normal son of a bitch You're taking to hold it I'm not that this is like that. This is like rowdy rowdy bipers.
They live And then oh, thanks a little higher write it down Right there she does, but I'm definitely gonna get my wife and kid of course you want to and if I'm of course you'd want to I'm definitely going to try it. I can't reach a crowded. Okay, she's a crowded you can't drive back. What you're gonna do walk Tary's at movies.
No, she's not saying zombie. I'll go happen tears at me and you're here. What happens? I said right the fuck here.
Really? Yeah fucking cold-hearted son of a bitch. I'm not going hard. I know that she knows what to expect I know she knows what's up.
I don't know it. She'd be blowing my phone up Are we assuming that cell towers just go down because of course they're probably go down There's no reason that we go down immediately besides not immediately like 9-11 when I let it happen That's a good point not immediately. There's just amount of calls locked the system up Well that happens with rising pretty quickly. Yeah, and it will happen because they can take over but what I'm saying is Right over right towers.
Well, what I'm saying is like let's say three weeks after zombie faculty happens to three weeks work Maybe not as long as power still on stuff ones work, right? It's the longest power still on I mean There's nothing that keeps the power on power plant what power plant? Yeah, who runs the power plant power plant people? Yeah I mean, I'm assuming it's pretty I don't know.
Do you know? No, I don't know. I'm assuming it's pretty self-contained There's not too much maybe maintenance here. I mean, I'm assuming we have power We lose power in a storm Yeah, but I don't think we lose power turn zombie pug lips not for a while.
You're right. That's I'm saying three weeks I'll give you that I mean I wouldn't push a month. Okay. I'll let's say we start our All right, we so we have power for let's say three weeks.
Let's just put a time on okay great thing about that stores Food's gonna stay cold for three weeks in theory. Yeah, that's not even rated I mean depending how fast it spreads. I don't man There's gonna be a lot of fuck so many fucking gun toton crazies Have you been to the store on her during a hurricane? Yeah as soon as that apocalypse happens everybody's going to the store Let's say it's a horrible idea say at least 50% of them are zombies.
They're gonna be full of fucking zombies We're gonna live off the food we have here. I As long as I can tell you based on eating minimum food based on what I know we have if there's power What I know we currently have and and we ration even with you and brandy I know see that's the thing I call you you come to my house because I have more food than you just cuz I have a kid I don't know that you do I have a food. I'm shit little food. I mean either way Based on my current situation.
I could probably last two months. No shit. Okay. You have more food than me I'm saying rationing oh god.
I fucking hate rationing. I'm such a fat ass I would go over rations yet. You really only need I would risk zombies for fucking Taco Bell like that's how fat I To not go hungry. You need 1200 calories a day that much.
I thought was less than that No, you you burn a thousand calories in sleep. Well, let's be honest. I mean we could probably go yeah You mean sure 20 days 20 days on water. You're not gonna be fine But I'm saying you're not gonna be able to get back to your your wife.
I definitely will you'll die on the way I don't think I would man if it just happened I think I have a very good chance of getting there and back if it just happened I'm saying if it's spread pretty quickly and I mean if I'm literally seeing zombies across the street And we're looking at the news and their news is already off. Yeah, then the roads are back And you're not that's why I'm saying motorcycle. I'm also saying and I don't care. I don't care about this I don't know that motherfucker if he's over there I'm gonna kill him and take his fucking motorcycle Because yes, yes, I will holy shit Dan.
I'm serious if the shit has gone that bad. I don't know that motherfucker I need his motorcycle more than I need anything I need his motorcycle because you can ride around the cars This cars are gonna be fucking clogging up the roads. I get that but I don't think a motorcycle is the way to go Long term. No, I'm saying I'm saying why though.
I'm saying intermediate. I'm saying pedal bike with a small backpack No, you're gonna kill by survival. I'm not gonna do kill by survival so promising I would like with no backpack. Would you kill me if you saw me just peddle my with no back back?
No, I'd leave you alone Yeah, let's get one no back back So it's gonna go back I loaded down it's only half the danger and you're gonna get two rifles fucking slung over your back And I'm gonna cross bone your hand. Yeah, let's kill that guy and take his shit any weapon any gun It's almost an insta-kill. I don't have any guns No, I'm just saying if you saw someone gun you would kill them to take their gun Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying if you if you I'm gonna creep on with butcher. I found a fucking see I have I mean just 22s, but I mean well you're stuck here.
You're stuck here man. No, I'm leaving during the podcast She goes a shit immediately you can't get on the road good luck because you're not getting very far I'm going with it the roads are crashed and I'm animal foot always or slow your house is roughly At least 7 15 miles from here. No, not 15 my road Not 15 my road all the way down 78. I know for a fact that says me.
Yeah, actually you might be 12 miles from here What is that? I don't know what that says me is Park Circle Park Circle's exactly that's the opposite direction Yeah, but I'm saying distance wise. It's roughly 12 miles from here. Yeah, you're right It is pretty long before I hit snake red.
Yep. Anyways 15 miles Even if I'm walking that's two miles per hour fuck. That's a long time before I get there. Yep.
Sorry, Brandy I'm telling you that's why you don't go and then my daughter's on James Island. Exactly. That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying. You don't go.
We'll go there eventually exactly. How you gonna get there? I'm on a fucking motorcycle motorcycle bro. Right.
I'm telling you I'm thought about this Overboard Listen, I gotta um can we pause for that? I'm gonna pee here. Do you want to keep talking? Mmm?
Is that right? Yeah, okay? Yeah, I gotta get a good idea. Alright, so zombies Okay, you love your cat.
Yep animals can also become zombies. Yep. What do you do? Snaps fucking that that quick.
Yeah, I'm not joking No, I know but like can you imagine like all the wild animals like that would become like raccoons like they can climb shit? You don't say there's I fuck say it doesn't matter You have to be squirrels climbing through your attic good point It's I don't believe it's gonna be as common Are you fucking serious because I feel like if a zombie is able to infect an animal happen it's gonna eat it This is what happens you kill a zombie and animal eats the rotting flesh of the zombie becomes a zombie I don't think it's gonna be a running flesh. I think the only way it's even possible is if a zombie like Man, I try to bite a deer and a deer is quick enough to get away and then it's a zombie deer now fuck a deer They don't have teeth vultures are gonna come down and eat the dead flesh fine period Once vultures become zombies they're gonna attack everything that lives man. You're taking it to a whole other level This is totally outside of all lower what lower what we mean what lower of all like night of the living dead through today?
Yeah, there's been a couple of zombie anything zombie ever listen zombie ever Okay, so I mean It gets to a certain point where I mean you can keep going on but like if it was Communable through mosquitoes. We'd all be fucked right well sure but then again. We don't all get A lot of people where we're supposed to am so disease you get from a scatoe malaria malaria. There are some carriers.
Yes There's some people that are Will not get sick from malaria. It's rare, but there are some carriers. That's why the disease was There's a certain percentage of people just in general that would never becomes obvious. I think just in sheer Probability figures it's gonna be possible.
Okay, so how could you go about killing someone before they become a zombie if they might not be somebody turns Into a zombie. I'm not taking that chance fair enough the Zombie would you try to get to a national guard armory if I could yes because I have access to the Emergency Management Center in Columbia. I set up the entire system I honestly think something sits on top of the National Guard I think they're like the consolidated dispatch center that they just built The 911 center. Yeah, that's gonna be the place to go.
It's fenced all around That's where I kind of get the whole prison thing with walking dead like it makes sense. It does make sense Yeah, cuz I mean it's fence like I mean unless I hit this button to open that door No one's coming in but then you have some crazy asshole who just rams the fucking fence opens a big fucking gaping hole And now your prison becomes a prison right right? I think I just go to a church and hope that they can't stand on all the ground That's really messed up considering you don't believe in God. Yeah, I know I mean I think at that point I would actually That would be yeah, that would make you not believe more right I think I think it'd be the same for me How crazy would be it be a grain a lot more?
Yeah, what is I mean? I'm about as a stupid question I know it's not here. What if in the Bible there was something about zombies like like the next time the Lord strike it's back It shall be with the risen dead And unless that I Looked for the line from Ghostbusters the day neck right says towards the end of the movie was a and the Sun the turn like sack off and the dead will rise from the great. I think I'm in the rivers will run with blood Something like that is not in there.
Yeah, but don't there's nothing I mean I would think everyone would be like dude It's a zombie's in the Bible, but I don't know that but me either what if though What about I'm just saying like how fun crazy paranoid would you be about zombies even more so I think it would be a little bit more And embedded in our culture. What if I was wrong in like the Egyptian book of the dead's right? It's a good question. I mean no one knows Bible's right.
I'm just saying like I mean our mommy scarier than zombies Not my opinion. I mean mummies are zombies right are they I mean if you discount like the mommy movie I was concerned mummies like a There an under reanimate I mean I agree with you it's similar like a really made a course and I don't think they're I think they're I just rapid. Oh, what's the word? It's kind of like the thing and Judaism No, what's the thing in Jewish mysticism the Monkeys no, I'd say yeah It's a really common word.
I can't think of her. I know not zombie though. No, it's like a Christ, it's like an automaton, but it's well, it's not a tonic is it not being controlled by something else right this one's saying like It's like a flesh robot kind of I feel it's obvious though right I feel like a I feel like a mummy is supposedly the reanimated spirit of a previous being okay, I feel there but It acts a fucking lot like a zombie sure it does well it moves like it doesn't bite people it chokes people death It's out for revenge versus on right food. Exactly.
There we go Yeah, like you know curse the mummy You woke me from my slumbers and I'm gonna kill you and I mean mummies from what I can tell are more unkillable than zombies, correct? I don't know I feel like if you separate. I mean, there's usually only one one mummy never seen a decapitated mummy But you a lot of them have fucking magic well in movies they do curses and Lotus yeah, I agree with you It's usually just like a physical harm movies really aren't that scary to me because there's usually one of them They don't reproduce that's what's so scary about zombies is that they reproduce? No, they don't yeah, I understand they make more of themselves.
Yeah, they spread like a virus. He's sexual yeah I think what would be the most terrifying. I think werewolf Where will be if there's a lot of them sure? I mean because they spread as well you bit by where if you become werewolf that's fair vampires But then again werewolves every 30 days other than that.
I mean if you're like full moon werewolf That's the only time they come in werewolves. I feel like vampires are more frightening. Mmm. Yeah, but if it's like classic vampires You have to invite them in fucking not worried at all bro.
Yeah, I'm not answering the door tonight. I'm gonna be inside I'm saying what if you make sure I'm inside every night There's a vampire ever dinner. Yeah, I'll just be inside every night. So you can start with that So I'm using a wall over the day.
I will go out and get supplies come back home for tonight I think it'd be pretty I mean werewolves though like full moon they can kick open doors. They will fuck you up cuz they're wolves I think that's again at night though. Yeah, but they're like Terrifying they don't have to be invited in they will break your shit and consume you two point. They're fucking werewolves I don't know why there hasn't been some sort of horror movie about like Where cats cuz cats are so much more frightening than wolves big cats.
Yeah, that's true So much more fucking for a saber to tiger. No, I mean a fucking tiger. Just a tiger fucking tiger Yeah, tiger's a terrifying. I mean big cats and general scale.
Yeah, I don't know mountain lions fucking real lions tigers Bob cats I mean a Bobcat can fuck your life up. Oh, yeah Shit my cat can fuck my life up. Oh, yeah, if your cat went crazy to the point where it's like it was trying to kill you It might yeah when his claws are 15 pounds his claws are trimmed. I will gladly show you many many bloody claw marks But I'm just saying if your cat went crazy.
I was like, I'm gonna go everyone in the house It would freak us out. I mean you'd be locked in a room going big time open the door. Yeah, cuz gonna love you your neck That's okay. It's natural tendency is to go for your neck.
It's a mouse not big enough to bite your neck No, it would fuck you up before you kill it. Oh, yeah, even being 50 pounds now imagine like an 80 pound Bobcat Fuck or 150 pound mountain lion. You have no chance or 400 pound tiger. Oh, I mean, yeah Yeah, I just like yeah, you see it.
You're like well, I guess you're gonna go to the darkness. Yeah, it's pretty friendly movie. You know, it's real What yeah, that's a true story. No way.
Yes, the line right yeah, the line's in Africa and The reason anybody knows about it anything happens No, it's bell-killer and I think I think I was always down the bear. Oh, yeah Don't remember that one. I don't know. I'm trying to blame There's some people where they're hunting a bear and like the bear just fucks everyone up I can't remember what it is called right now.
We remember the one with the line. Yeah No, I do remember that I do remember that I remember time the reason anybody knows about that is one of those two dudes lived was Remington like from firearm. Yes. Yes.
Yes, our remaining steel the porn actor hit I was thinking Remington steel the TV show from 80s. I just assumed it apart. No, I didn't steal I think it's actually Damn it No, but the it's real spooky the Text-dermy bodies of those lines are in Chicago the actual lines from the like the ones that the movie about no shit Yeah, and I'm telling you Even though they've got glass eyes you look in the eyes of those things and they're frightening So we'll scare the crap out of you. No cats because they're like oh ghosts in the darkness and there's a couple of freaking big lines They're like oh, what's this oh?
It's like from the movie and you look at those things in the eyes It will give you chills. It's creepy now I did not mean to bring this back to animals like we originally was talking about whatever but hyenas No, hyenas are of the cat family Which I didn't know that until I was looking up which makes them like ten times more frightening right? How are they not canons? That's what I thought they were canons they're part of the cat family.
I feel like somebody just fucked up there No their feline which makes them scarier for me. It makes it scarier. This feels like another episode Now, it might be I just wanted to mention it just fucking big cat scared the shit I don't mean bother to me a little bit that given a zombie scenario that you're not really ready No, I'm probably right I'm gonna survive long than you not if you're taking if you're lagging it Oh back to see your wife if it's walking dead zombies only people had to worry about survivors. I have nothing on me I have no problem.
Not necessarily. Not necessarily. How many people have become zombies? He's not.
He's not. He doesn't matter. What? I can walk across the top of the corner.
50 zombies. 50 zombies in front of you. You're going down. You're going to cross the bridge.
I wait for them to pile toward you, because they're going to move in an arrow shape. They're going to try to get to me. Well, they come from both directions. You're walking across the bridge, because you're, it's Charleston.
You're going to have to take a couple bridges. You're right. I get you going. One side of the bridge.
I wait for them to all come over to that side to come towards me. And then I fucking run across and go around them. They make a red rover line across the bridge. What are you doing?
The zombies want to do that. That's a thing. It's in front of over. So we get much of space.
And besides, I mean, if you're rotting, you're not going to have that much strength. You don't know that. You do though. I mean, it's not like a skeleton.
I mean, it's moving because it has muscle. Yeah, but it's muscle is what's moving the arms. I think you're underestimating dead weight. I'm just saying.
I'm going to climb on a ladder and fall on you with my weight. Why would you do that? It sounds like it would hurt. Because I'm on zombie.
I'm dead. Why would you climb on? I'm sorry climbing ladders. You're underestimating just dead weight.
They're not going to touch me. They're going to reach out for you. They're going to grab your ass. No, they're not going to get close enough.
So you think you're going to fucking bob and weave around thousands of zombies? They are slow. And you know, even if we're saying a handful of survivors on the way home, what do you do? What do you do?
You get back in Brandy's zombie. Well then I kill her and head to Jan Bellen. Well, she's dead. But not a zombie.
I go, wait here. I'm going to go get Anna. And then I leave her and never come back because I knew she was going to come zombie. I lock the doors in my eye.
You don't kill her. No, I know where she can't get out. I'll never go back in there. So you don't love her enough to just kill her in the end?
No. I just made you say no. I don't love her enough to kill her. You never know.
Oh, you're just talking about the cure thing? Yeah, there might be. Yeah. Now if her face is falling off and like she's dead now.
She's dead now. She's dead now. I see bones. She's been chewed on by a zombie.
She's got a big gaping wound. She's got a big gaping wound on her shoulder blade. You can survive with that man. That's not going to kill someone.
Yeah, but you should be bleeding. And you know, like zombies like their blood like wagulates. Yeah. You know, like a dying person.
Like any person, everyone's blood coagulates. So you're just going to lock her in the house? Good luck. Listen, peroxide alcohol.
Good luck. Good luck. I'll be back. I'm going to James Allen on foot.
It's going to be a few days. I will tell you that is a weird minor fear of mine because Terry and I have the whole like zombie pact. Yeah. And if you get bit, you're like, no, no, I, I like that.
I like that part. Not that part. I'm a part. Are there really zombies?
That's what I'm saying. That's why I would never come on. That's why it's going to be tough. That's why it's going to have to be like, oh no, there's definitely zombies.
There's four people down there eating someone. You're missing a leg and bleeding and not dead. Right. I mean, I would have to be 1000% sure it's zombie.
I feel like it's going to seem pretty obvious. I don't think it would be. I think it's going to be more like Sean of the Dead where he like walks around for half the day seeing zombies and he doesn't realize it. I mean, think about it.
Someone had the flu real bad. Yeah. They'd be super pale, coffin kind of shuffling real slow because they feel like shit. Yeah.
You wouldn't. I mean, you'd look at them like the fuck around that person. Yeah, pretty much. But if a bad flu came through and moat, let's say, that's probably a big report.
It's 60% of people got sick. Yeah. Not dead. I feel like we would hear about it pretty quickly if it was spreading fast because the news is so sensational.
Well, it's going to be straight like this. They're going to be like, real bad for this year. A lot of people have a fever dreams. Yeah.
Acting out. Yeah. No one's going to be a newscast. I mean, maybe Alex Jones will be like, fucking zombies.
They're everywhere. Bad songs. Yeah. I mean, it's not going to be initially they're going to blame a lot of stuff.
It's going to take forever for someone to be like, listen straight up zombies. I know that sounds crazy. I feel like you would determine that before someone told you. Exactly.
That's what I'm saying. I'd have to be a thousand because by that time, it's going to be like the news is just not going to be a problem because it's that bad. Okay. So scenario zombies here right now, you dip.
You're going to try and take the transit transit. It's not going to get far. Maybe maybe I have to foster Creek. Yep.
Just told everybody where I live. It's funny. Like it's funny. It's funny.
It's funny. Like we have listeners. I know right. It's not like you get to address out.
Eight, four, three, you're going to get out to the foster Creek and you're not going to get anywhere. No, I'm going to truck it off foot. You're going to truck it off foot. It's nighttime.
Yep. And you're going to make it the let's I mean, let's go on the low side. We'll call it 15 miles. I'm legit going to drive the workshop through a ditch.
I'm going to drive it until it wrecks until it's not run. You have any idea how long it's going to take you to walk 15 miles? I'm going to drive. I'm going to drive.
I'll get there driving. All right. I'll give you five. Five what?
I'll give you five miles on the road before you get stopped. I'll be able to get all over there. Not bridges, man. Yeah, well, nope.
Well, anyways, scenario you stopped five miles down the road. So I stopped five miles down the road passing through. Are you doing all these cars that are stopping from me? Are they empty?
Well, yeah. There's there's people that are either in the car talking and make a much noise. Yeah, they've more than likely they've abandoned their vehicles because the traffic has stopped. It only takes two or three vehicles to stop traffic.
I've been a vehicle. I'm going to scrape my ass in between that and the side rail. I'm going to find a way around. Okay.
I will find a way. I'm saying traffic. That's what I'm saying. Physically possible.
I'm going to give you five miles before you get to a point. I'll travel sidewalks. I don't give a fuck. I mean, if it's not my apocalypse, I'm going off road until my car breaks down.
Fair enough. And from here to my house, I think I could do it on sidewalks. Okay, let's just say five miles. There's a complete fucking cars everywhere.
People are crashing because there's a zombie that jumped out of his car and started eating people. And so there's a fiery crash. Well, I mean, I would hope that everyone would be smart to kill the zombie and stop the infection. They're going to run and scream me.
They're not going to kill the zombie. No, there's going to tell Americans around here. That's right. Someone can't wait to shoot someone.
That's true. Especially black zombie. Oh, man. Hey, man, stop killing them.
I'm just saying. We got that out. Yep. Yep.
That's it. That's it one time. That's it one time right there. That mark.
Yep. Wow. Anyway. First of all, let's say you get within five miles of your place.
Cool. What have you got? In my place? No, I mean, what have you got with you?
You're in survival mode right now. You're trying to get back to the crib. I'd like to find a truck. You don't know where Randy is.
Are we still saying there's power in cell phones? Cell phones are busy, but there's power. Okay. Cell phones systems down just because everyone's drunk while everyone.
So you're, I haven't been able to get a whole brand out. You're literally on repeat. Read out, read out, read out, read out. Let's say you're, let's say with my headphones.
You've made it, you've made it to 26. Okay. That's roughly, well, you've made it for than that. You made it to 26.
Okay. You made it to 26. Okay. What do you grab out of your truck?
What do you take with you on the harrowing journey back to your crib? I have a, by the way, you don't even know she's there. No, I totally get that. I have a one foot flathead screwdriver that's going in my pocket.
Oh, money. Yeah, money. Honestly, it's the only thing I take out of my truck. I'm going like, anything?
I have my phone? You take a flashlight. I don't have a flashlight. My phone is my flashlight.
You don't have a flashlight? But I have a 4X rechargeable battery for my phone. I'm going to charge any USB device. I bring that.
I bring my phone. I'm taking, you're going to take a medium amount of hand tools because you're going to take them at some point. No, you're going to take your, you're going to take them. And that, that, that one screwdriver.
And actually, my 10 in one. Just because it's not your fill set. It's, it's, it's just too useful. It's too useful.
You're going to take your linings. No, that's not my linings. Yeah. The one foot long screw, flathead screwdriver.
Because you can do so many fucking things with those. You have a knife? I do have a knife. I do have a little like, little four inch knife.
You're definitely bringing that. That's close on my belt. I'm not bringing that. That's fucking pointless.
Yeah. I mean, unless you're trying to saw it on the face. That's stupid. That's a waste of time.
Yeah. Drill pointless. Not going to hammer. You got a hammer on the truck?
I do have a hammer. Yeah. Climer? A what?
Climer? Yeah. I'll bring that shit. Yeah.
I forgot about that. I mean, I'll take a good five minutes to look at my truck. Yeah. I'll grab everything useful.
Yeah. I really don't think of anything else I would take though. I mean, there's not too many useful killing tools in my truck. So you can get back to it.
Honestly, I would bring my four foot ladder. Oh, good call. I mean, if I need to jump up on top of the floor. It's almost a one off though if they grab it.
The zombies don't grab and pull. If I need to get up on top of something. They should go up on something. That's going to be super handy.
Fair enough. I mean, four foot ladder super light. I'm not going to weigh me down. I agree with you there.
So you get all the way back to the crib. All right. I say I make it all the back. I'm definitely starting my first gas station.
That's a nooka right there. Just to see what's going on. See if anyone else is going there and everyone acts normal. I'm going to buy actually shit.