DAN GETS LOCKED OUT/ FIRST ONLINE DATE THROUGH ASIANAVENUE/STEALING CHICKEN WINGS AT BUFFETS

This one is a doooozy (but a fun one!) Dan’s dumb dumb head forgot his keys at home and is recording this episode with only 6% on his iPhone6s outside of his third floor outdoor balcony. He talks about his latest video collabo with stand-up comedian Andrew Orolfo (Corden, Netflix), “ROGAN PEOPLE” not eating beef in over a month and Dan opening his love life on Asian Avenue and his first online date with username xXTimberDanXx (no it’s not a porn site or asian fetish site okay?). SHOUTOUTS TO ALL OF MY INTERNATIONAL LISTENERS. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU EXIST. Also what’s the deal with old school Thai Red Bull in the glass bottle that was made for Dr. Kevorkian?