Dana Patterson: Taurus Hedonism, Fated Fame, and (Barely) Surviving Your Saturn Return

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Dana Patterson — model, creator, and unapologetically fabulous Taurus! Dana joins Aliza for tea, tarot cards, and some spicy astrology sips. Together, they spill on spiritual inspiration, brutal heartbreak, and why Saturn Return really is that bitch. Plus, why a Gemini Moon and Sagittarius Rising are always down to clown.🌞 RETREAT RSVP: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞In this episode, Aliza and Dana dish on Gemini Men (spoiler: it’s nothing good), the hidden magic of predictive techniques, and manifestation rituals designed to actually keep you inspired.  Plus, Aliza reveals the extraordinary astrological transits that suggest Dana may be entering one of the biggest eras of her career. It's funny! It's thoughtful! It's witchy! But, most importantly, it's very hot. So grab a cup and sip the brew; tea is served!🌞 RETREAT RSVP: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞(0:00) Welcome Dana Patterson to the Tea Party(2:01) Tarot Pull(3:02) Taurus PSA — It's Time to Wake Up!(4:33) Taurus Sun Qualities(6:49) Fame Signatures in the Birth Chart & Authenticity(9:07) Saturn Return: Heartbreak & Reinvention(15:29) Manifestation, Magic, & Lunar Wisdom(19:22) Mars in Leo, Jupiter in Leo, & Career Predictions(20:50) Rapid Fire Astrology Questions(26:19) Can Astrology Tell the Future?Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.Episode 32. This episode was recorded on May 13, 2026.———You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyFollow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.podJoin the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.