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EPISODE · Sep 19, 2025 · 38 MIN

Dancing Dirty, Letting Go & The Hills Have Eyes

from This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast! · host Jen & Ashten

🚨 New Episode Drop 🚨Remember those childhood fitness tests? Yeah, nothing like being told you’re a failure by the Presidential Seal while you wheeze through a mile in third grade. (Shoutout to the one kid who ran it in five minutes while the rest of us faked asthma attacks 👏).Then we switch gears to the true GOAT: Patrick Swayze. The man danced, fought, AND cried at a pottery wheel—basically the holy trinity of 80s masculinity.Sprinkle in some unique family stories (the kind Netflix would label as a “limited docuseries”), friendship hot takes, and a few political convos that somehow didn’t end in fistfights—plus trivia and fun facts to make you that person at brunch.💡 Takeaways:    •    Fitness tests = childhood’s Hunger Games.    •    Patrick Swayze is why mullets will never die.    •    Every family has an uncle who should come with a warning label.    •    Friendship = forgiving dumb decisions until you die.    •    Politics = Thanksgiving dinner with less pie.    •    Random trivia = free tool to annoy strangers.    •    Nostalgia = cheaper than therapy.    •    Laughter heals… except rope burns from the climb rope.👉 Listen now, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and text your old PE teacher an apology.

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