Dancing On Dead Clams
from The Chelsea Channel
I am back one more time to complain about The Cape and Islands.. Apparently I still had a lot of feelings about cobblestones, mothball cologne, whale blubber in the walls, shell driveways, stolen land, and the specific performance art of acting dumb on vacation. This episode is about what it feels like to be a local watching your hometown become a Disney World you were never supposed to be cast in. And about the simulation. And the clam shells. Enjoy
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