Darryl - Jacob Haller's songs

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In 2016, the hosts of Love YA Like Crazy announced a contest: write a song for the podcast, ideally inspired by a book or something else related to the podcast. In 2017, we picked the winners, and Jake sent all the entries to music. This is one of the runner-ups. The lyrics are by Craig [REDACTED] and can be found below: A four-footed fiend they call Darryl Terrorizes my neighborhood park His blood-curdling wail Makes mothers all quail And sequester their kids before dark. Darryl the Devilish Dachshund Has diamond-hard fangs made of flame, Eyes black as coal, And a pitiless soul – All packed in a five-inch-tall frame! Darryl the Wiener Dog Demon Will savage your soul, so they say, With mayhem and malice – But I'm not so callous: I think that he just wants to play!

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In 2016, the hosts of Love YA Like Crazy announced a contest: write a song for the podcast, ideally inspired by a book or something else related to the podcast. In 2017, we picked the winners, and Jake sent all the entries to music. This is one of...

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