Dating App Guy #1 and the Gospel of Golden Girls

You know what they don’t tell you about healing? It’s glitchy. It cries over cucumbers and Googles divine purpose at 3 a.m. while eating peanut butter over the sink. In this episode, I unpack what it means to love God while screaming at Him in the Target parking lot, how I got ghosted emotionally by someone who didn’t technically ghost me, and why I think Golden Girls are more sacred than most churches.There’s no resolution here—just honesty, presence, and a few loose pretzels acting as communion wafers. If you’ve ever felt too much, not enough, or somewhere weirdly in between, welcome home. You’re not broken. You’re breathing. And sometimes, that’s the whole damn miracle.