Dating is DEAD

There was a time when "going on a date" was an euphemism for paying for sex. I'm here to tell you the only thing that has changed is now there is a middleman. The restaurant or activity you go on is where your money goes instead of the woman's or the PIMP's pocket. Everyone thinks they know the game, yet no one seems to be happy. Society is becoming a cesspool, and dating has led to its demise. Mark my words. We will start to see a rise in arranged marriages again amongst the higher economic classes and those who wish to set themselves apart. I'm going to part the red sea with my well-read perspective. If you're here for your daily dose of reality, you've come to the right place.