Dating Profiles: The Good, the Bad & the Absolutely Unhinged

What makes someone instantly swipe right—or immediately run the other way? In this hilarious and surprisingly insightful episode of The Women Are Plotting, Etienne Rose Olivier, Heidi Willis, Jane Gari, and special guest Daisy dissect the wild world of online dating profiles. Using real dating profile photos and bios—including many from Etienne's own years of online dating—they share unforgettable stories about great dates, terrible dates, unexpected romances, and the profile pictures that revealed far more than their owners intended. From bathroom mirror selfies and shirtless beach poses to bizarre bios, "Naked Elf on the Shelf," and some of the funniest dating profile mistakes imaginable, the conversation explores what attracts people, what sends them running, and why first impressions matter more than ever. Along the way, the hosts discuss dating app etiquette, profile photography, red flags, green flags, confidence versus narcissism, and the surprising disconnect between someone's online persona and who they really turn out to be. Whether you're actively dating, happily partnered, or simply love outrageous real-life stories, this episode is packed with laughter, relationship insights, and practical advice that might just help you survive your next swipe. Send us Fan Mail Email us at [email protected], and find us on all the socials. Be safe and be excellent to each other.