Dave's Naked 3AM Food Binge, Paul Reads Creepy Relationship Stories, and Dave's Spooky Nightime Tales!

Send us Fan MailThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:76 Tromboners!Dave Loves Hall & Oates!Dave Is Deteriorating Before Paul's Eyes!Stereotypically Gay!Beanie Feldstein's "Funny Girl"!Dave Still Can't Stand Lea Michele!Blowing Ass Smoke !Stage Parents!Cancel Culture!Gross Blobs Masturbating In Front of Unwilling Audiences!It's Our Perogative!Cemetery Picnics!"The Sandlot" Was Paul's "The Goonies"!Dave Got Paul "The Weeping Book" From the Mysterious Package Company!Paul Wasn't a Good Sport About Things!Dave's Naked Midnight Food Run!Horrifying Mothman Husband!Paul's Funny = Dave's Horrifying!Jars of Blue Eyes!Lilly Muff!Paul's Creepy Eye Weights!DOLLS! FUCKING DOLLS!Dave Hits the Microphone With His Story Hands!Weird Finger Sucking Demons!Mah Wyfffeee!Kicked By A Mule - Speak A New Language!Smell Sense Memories! Yummy!Drinking Elisa!Argument Boners!Funeral Boners!Dead Bodies Aren't Hot - Literally OR Figuratively!Paul The Exorcist!The Masturbatorium!Episode Links (In Order):"I Wanna Get High"!SNL - Enchilada!"The Sandlot"!Mysterious Package Company!Chilling Relationship Stories!Tommy Talker Doll!Elisa Lam!Jon-Erik Hexum!MUSIC CREDIT!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: [email protected] To Find Us!:  Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!