Dave's Sex Toy Buying Blunder, Bill Cosby Ruined Dave's Childhood, and How To Embalm A Body!

Send us Fan MailThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Dave Starts The Show Off With A Stroke!Dave Cannibalizes Paul In The Night!Paul Won't Let Dave Pee On Him (Selfish!)!"I'm New To The World Of Gay Sex! No. Really."!Farewell, Brooklyn Nine Nine!Dave's Sex Toy Buying Guide, 2021! (False Start #1)! Dave Wayne Brady's A Song About Gen X!Dave Nearly Castrates Himself With His Microphone Arm Spring, And Paul Gets Angry! Elder Abuse Follows!Dave's Sex Toy Buying Guide, 2021! (False Start #2)!Bitch, IKEA AIN'T THAT HARD!"We All Kin Down Here!"Dave's Amazing Ability To Self Pander!Dave's Sex Toy Buying Guide, 2021! (FINALLY!)!Paul Does An Amazing Interview!1980's Forest Porn! It Was A Reality!Dave Is Offensive For The 29896986395th Time This Year!Dave Likes To Monopolize The Show Notes! AND The Show!LGBTQ+ Medical Representation Is Important!"What Ya PrEPping For Big Guy?"Paul Hates Being Called "Husbear!"Vocal Fry Sucks!What To Do With A Used Sex Toy?Detachable Penis!Dave Acknowledges His Stupidity!Paul "Yes, And's" Dave's Acknowledgement!Paul's Middle Aged Wine Tasting!Dave's Will Forte Impression! We Love Will Forte! Hopefully He'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend!Paul Cracks Dave Up!Our Volumes Are Fine, Paul! Jesus Christ!Dave Is A Confirmed Ice Wino!Is New York City Still Flooded?Paul Brutalizes Wine Names!A Truck Drives By And Ruins Dave's Tribute To His Dead Professor!Your Favourite University Professor Is Probably Dead!"Cockeye Jones" Returns! This Time, It's Personal!Familial Drunks!We Love John Mulaney! Hopefully He'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend!Trigger Warning - BILL COSBY IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR! THIS IS HIS STORY. WHOMP! WHOMP! (THINK SVU)!Bill Cosby Raped Other Peoples' Daughters!NBC's Thursday Night Line Up!Lame Gay Sex Experiences!We Wish Animal Kingdom Was A Porno!A Murderous Kitchen-Aid!The Attack Of The Killer Shit!Dave Can Embalm! Can You Believe It?Boneless Legs and Empty Eye Sockets!Mummification Is Cool!Dave Wayne Brady's A Second Song!Aquamation Is Where It's At!We Love The Gals At Hollywood Crime Scene! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friends!Episode Links (In Order):Sexual Predator Bill Cosby Leaves Prison!Step By Step's Josh Byrne!Animal Kingdom's Ben Robson's Ass!Hilarious Jaboody Dub's Safety Training Dub!Aquamation! Flush My Ass Away!Golden Girls Drop Dead Danish!Hollywood Crime Scene Podcast!Goofs and Gaffes!Bill Cosby and Andrea Constand Were Actually Associated With Temple University.MUSIC CREDIT!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: [email protected] To Find Us!:  Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!