David Carotene vs. The Knuckle Sandwich

Do you remember being taught things by teachers as a kid, things that as you got older seemed suspiciously false? The biggest and most egregious example that comes to mind always is that of Christopher Colombus. They told us he “discovered America” and that he was one of the, if not the greatest explorer the world had ever seen.Well, it is that time of the month… where we welcome back in Drinks w/ Ron to facilitate a battle of myths. Old wives tales taught to us by authority figures and painted as absolutes. In this month’s bracket, we assess everything from the aforementioned Columbus to The Food Pyramid to the direction a toilet would flush in the southern hemisphere.Of course, you know that’s not all… We also discuss Happy Gilmore 2, the gallon challenge, and Gumby (to name a few).And if you enjoy what we are doing here at the Pit and would like to support us further, please check us out our patreon, where we have exclusive extended episodes! Today, Rob and Colin measure their Hitchcocks… Just two grown men, whipping out their experiences onto a table and comparing them in a totally nonchalant fashion.We also have some merch for sale up on our Etsy, as well as a limited run of embroidered beanies out now! Only a few left… Shoot us a DM on IG if you’re interested.EtsyPatreonLinktreeThicc Disco - Black Magic NoizeInstagram:@ruining_your.childhood@feral_williams@aralessbmn@blackmagicnoize206@strangeloopanimation