Welcome welcome. I'm out of the basement for two hours. I'm losing my mind I've been locked in. This is my fourth day in the basement and I'm starting to get a little bit It's weird.
It's just weird, but I'm out now Join of course by the council of eight-year-olds AB in the middle like Jesus Jesus AB in the middle there. We got fucking cursed units. Yeah, Ian. That's not we don't like that That's not working.
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Yeah, I'll be about spaghetti. Cam you look pretty cute Thank you very much your smile is adorable. I'm just sparkling. I'm just a sex Zach.
Zach. You have a baby filter on right now Cuz it's not working We're funny. You are a funny guy. No, I'm not making a joke.
It doesn't look like it's working great. Okay there Maybe the hair in your face I'm closer. I have to say Zach being a being a kid doesn't exactly suit you. That's an ugly kid right there And Ian is just a fever dream that's just you look like an elder boss.
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I think you're supposed to like go back. Yeah, no, I figured okay I beat this boss and I'll go back and try but they're still too strong Yeah, well If you don't know how to play the game This has got to be the most unforgiving one because I feel like they give you tools to make you more strong They give you the pets and all that cool stuff in the horse So like they give you more tools to be stronger But if you don't know how to play Souls games, it is you'll get absolutely body will be a torture experience for you I can't uninstall and refund it Wow, but that's because it wouldn't play right? Yeah, fucking good love because I'm rich quit you did. Where did you rage quit?
How deep in like the the second meanie boss Because there's like a dungeon with those jumping things and like a fire It's like a bunch of fire and shit. I couldn't get past that so I honestly think it's open world He might have had a different yeah, I don't know where you went I don't without saying too much because I didn't want to spoil it for you Ethan But I did fall into a trap like 10 minutes into the game that teleported me to one of the hardest areas of the game Like 10 minutes in and luckily like you said luckily I've played these games before so I kind of like knew how to get out of it and So unforgiving yeah, these games fuck you. I told I'd be I'll give a hundred bucks if he beats the first boss hundred bucks Sure, I don't got the game, but I'll download it. I'll read the green burst by being the boss It was 80 bucks.
Oh, they raised the price on it. You got suckered by the wax edition my bro $60 you probably bought the digital deluxe it. What do I get with my extra 20? What the hell?
I'm gonna download this weekend. I'll pay well anyone that wants to play I'll pay for it and if you could beat the first boss. I'll give you a hundred bucks Ian your Exclusion everybody that's watching you think we'll pay you $100 By the way Ian are you enjoying it because I know you're a soul's fanatic, right? I actually haven't tried it yet.
I Was getting roasted before the show because I kind of did the boomer thing and I reserved a physical copy what Musical media in the years 2022 and Ian is out here getting physical media and so when does it provide? Oh, I Went I got a notification to which this proves how it's a time to go your item is ready for pickup I went at nine o'clock the store didn't open till 11 oh Ian I'm so Ian why don't you download it? I'm gonna pay for it. You download it return the disc, okay?
I'll send you the money I want you to be happy. Oh, he's a boomer. Look at that face. Dude.
That's filters are crazy good Anyone else want to take up the challenge? I'll give it a shot. Yeah Yeah, I'm gonna buy you guys all out in ring. I love this game I want to talk to all you guys about it.
If hundred bucks is on the line. I might have to reinstall obviously 100 bucks dude by the way that you on filter is so good. Yeah So what we're gonna do no, that's not good. It's up up up.
So I wish I could do it. Yeah, I wish I can do it. Yeah Oh my god, dude Anyway guys, it's fun. Really fun.
Let's wrap this shit up and go play. I know exactly. Let me get back in the basement Bro, I love sleeping on the couch and I love my dog man But there's not enough space for the three of us on that couch. No, definitely not and they get right up in there I finally took a shower this morning because I didn't want to go up into the bedroom I finally went up there with a mask on and showered I was going on like four three four days without showering wait I don't have anything down there.
Yeah, there's a shower. Yeah, I don't have anything there. It's empty What am I gonna just run water on myself and no towel? No toilet have a way to just get well I freaked out when I got the news so I just went straight downstairs all I brought was my toothbrush and toothpaste gotcha I flossed it was great.
Wanna feel fresh? You know what by the way So what's the deal with Ukraine because you know obviously you guys heard the news But then the like the market was like way down and then this morning the market was way up because apparently China was like Where Putin said that he's down to have high-level talks, but that doesn't seem to be actually a thing based on what I'm reading on Twitter now I mean I wouldn't I wouldn't Watch the markets too closely to determine what's going on. I mean I change it is it is first of all I hate this market. It's just it's like disgusting debauchery I mean but but like it is interesting how it responded like it went all the way back up to where it was and it doesn't even seem to be true Wasn't it slowly declining a lot of it less several weeks in anticipation of all this yes And then also there was like a 5% loss on the day when it happened, which was like catastrophic.
It was massive It was a 50% I think oh no in Russia dude The Russian stock market was the single biggest loss of a soft market ever lost 40% That's just and they lost like 30 to meet prior down with 70% I just can't I just fail to understand how it's worth it for him like the Russian economy is going to be so ruined by this But on the good on the on the plus item Stephen Seagal is totally is on board. He's out there at the front lines Just taking out Ukrainian soldier the flick of his wrist stopping bullets Yeah, it's unfortunate with somebody like him on their side. I think that they're unstoppable The ultimate warrior no they drop he air drops in they're shooting like anti air mid foot big ass bolts at him He's very true and down. He's in his key deflecting.
Oh, yeah, definitely in his key the 4x L. G They had to make a custom belt for him because I should the normal ones just don't fit Vled to me a Ooh, then my favorite thing is all these American who are like just Unironically it's being like I support Russia because they're a nationalistic fascist Christian Fascism like oh, yeah, I saw that Russia also threatened Sweden and Finland today. Yeah, I was like for all you better chill right now That would be a mistake on their part. I was like a threat.
Yeah, I want to mess with Sweden or Finland Over anything they fucked them up longs kind of right kind of But Sweden and Finland are really stable strong. Oh, yeah, well respect countries They said oh because Sweden and Finland were there was a conversation about them joining NATO apparently yeah And so put one was like yo Swedes and Finns Don't be joining NATO or they'll be consequences like shut up bitch. We're gonna write topless on a horse fuck you guys a piece Yeah, it is scary, but like fuck hand dude. Yeah fuck that dude You know Putin's one of the richest people in the world because he's just such a mafia criminal it's Yeah, especially isn't further.
Yeah speculated that he's one of the richest people in the world just in his house No, pull it up he's such an evil guy he really is and Actually, it's kind of nice to see but also sad is that the Russian people from what I can tell are just not in favor of this war at all Yeah, I mean that's a house. Is that is that the new Xbox? Yeah, it's this sorry wait. He actually lives in this It owns it.
I guess it is is there yeah, where's the button The controller must be huge too Yeah, what the fuck dude? Yeah, yeah, but that's the kind of money as he just yeah Multiple multiple multiple minutes 200 billion allegedly 200 Billy yeah Yeah He owns gonna be do something you love he owns like actually you know Putin he has a point you know New Crane shouldn't be joining NATO. It's a provocation and they're totally justified. That's what that's what you know I'm thinking let me pull up since we're talking I didn't expect to talk about this soon, but let me pull up all these Americans who are unironically supporting Putin which to me is just It's just It's all it's hard to wrap my brain around it There's actually people like this and it's not just people I mean this is Steve Bannon.
This is this guy's a huge deal. This was Trump's top advisor at one point He did get kicked out fairly early on I don't know I genuinely don't know how big of a deal He is in like conservative world anymore. He's like a top propaganda's in fundraiser and like he's behind he's like a puppet master No, yeah, but he he was forced out of the Trump administration at one point and from what I know he basically just does this radio show now Like he's not directly involved politics. Well also he was he's the founder of Breitbart right or something Yes, but he isn't with that anymore either and that's what I mean It seems like he's a little bit more on the answer is worth you see is that oh, I'm sure he's worth a lot He's got to be right right.
Yeah, the other guy that he's talking to his Eric Prince who's like should probably be in jail So what what's the deal with Eric Prince because I saw someone saying he's a war criminal and I don't think about him He founded a mercenary group that was contracted by the US He sold it a long time ago. He's not the owner of it anymore, but he is a former probably still CIA asset and Just generally a bad guy. Yeah, blackwater was a mercenary group the army. They're still around They've just changed their name.
They're called like academy now or something. We're called the unicorn They changed it's something like sunshine and beauty. They're just like mass murdering freaks I think now their Xe services. They've gone through a bunch of name changes.
Yes, so they might be some other thing Well guys watch this and tell me what you think just give me your snap judgment here This is this is well in the reason that Putin ain't woke. He is anti-woke Russians people still know which bathroom to use They know how many how many genders are there in Russia, too? Okay, that's all said that's that's that's not that's not they don't have the flags They don't have the pride flags outside on their own. They're they don't have boys swimming in girls a college swimming It's not backward.
It's how bare as hell savage. How medieval how medieval this is why this whole thing's a scam It's a total and complete scam and here's a beauty of this by the way. Have you ever seen a less? I'm not I know I'm not a picture of health, but have you ever seen a less healthy looking dude than Steve Bannon dude looks like He has cancer in every organ He's just oozing plus from his pores.
Oh He's got a picture of Jesus behind him shit, dude. Thank you. Yeah, I mean so so he says it by the way in Russia Putin literally says There's no gay people here. It's outlawed to be gay in Russia.
So that's progress for them Also, they hate trans people so much and I don't know why really don't but that's pretense I guess for supporting him is because he's not Putin Who says who says that there's no gay people in Russia is Not woke, so that's why we support him. What do you think about that? I mean it's not surprising and I have I mean This has been a take for a while. Yeah, a lot of aspects not all but a lot of aspects of the wait on it culture over in Russia is What conservatives want here?
Yeah, it's crazy Interest naturally align their white Christians, you know, I mean these guys have more in common with Isis than liberal democracies I'm telling you The reason that Putin ain't woke he is anti-war she's still know how medieval this is why this whole thing's a scam It's a total and complete scam and here's a beauty of that's wait. Where is it? They said it was cut something Putin ain't woke he is anti-woke the Russians people still know which bathroom to use They know how many how many genders are there in Russia, too? Okay, that's all sudden.
That's that's that's not that's not they don't have the flags They don't have the pride flags outside on their on their they don't have boys. It's what the fuck this posted that Steve Bannon say we should be So okay, whatever oh I wouldn't trust the captions. I mean everybody's gonna put their own fucking spin on it Just what he actually um there's some really great content coming out of the oh, Jay this is fun This is great Jay station by the way Friend of the show he says I aligned completely with Putin's traditional views and support Russia fully Putin is the greatest leader in the world is he for real? I mean you're the you're the Jay stationologist here.
Oh, he's a hundred percent for real. He's a hundred percent absolutely Then why does it mean he should probably try to try to migrate to Russia don't you think well? He's just a fucking idiot. So yeah Is it either guy did the gay potion like I feel like you put you put in jail for making that video in Russia, right?
So do not go to turn oboe 3M It's what I want to see by the way. I keep saying about how Russians are taking over Chernobyl. I'm like why why do they want Chernobyl? Well, it is Fairly close to the Capitol and I'm at I We got Chernobyl guys, we're not I'm not an expert on Ukrainian Geography but there is probably some tactical reason that they are trying to catch it.
I'm gonna turn it back on Well, it also just might be a matter of them wanting to secure it so that it doesn't get hit and fucking irradiate all of Russia because that's The what do you call it the jet stream goes? That's good. I think everyone is down with that. I think everybody is benefiting if Chernobyl does not get fucking blown up Yes, that would be very good.
That's good. Let's support that. I guess thank you, Dan By the way, this is just to show you guys I start saying I've seen some crazy takes from people online like Eric Swalwell, who's a Democrat hate to see it. He goes we need to kick Russians out of university.
I was like you dumb fuck Oh god, you stupid idiot. What's next internment camps? These are the Russian people don't they're not fucking war cream But Putin this is Putin you stupid bitch. What an idiot Yeah, so don't blame the Russian people.
I mean Russians are not they're not to blame for this This is literally the act of a dictator. This is what's going on in Russia right now by the way. Just just to show you You're saying no war Yeah, yeah people marching through central Moscow this evening chanting no to war as people are extremely great and they're all dead now I hope not they're all in a ditch really old not I don't think they can take care of that many people They probably just blame it prison for a little bit. Hopefully I Depends on if they're the organizer or just a participant or something right now organizers might be Might be getting might be getting scared live scary, but it's not all Morons, there's actually some some really great content coming for example Oh, is that Gabe who was that right called gay?
Oh, it's Bruce. He time it's what time Bruce he time I took over Bruce. He now cuz I want baby. Fuck yeah, I mean I keep so small Can I see a bigger feed?
You have to turn off the council for me to pin him. I'm afraid. Yeah, hold on. I gotta see what your Bruce.
See what what does that mean? Oh, that's right. I what baby, okay? Okay, Bruce from the longest yard.
Okay. Yeah, dude that shirt is out of control, bro Oh, yeah, you know I can see through it, right? Yeah, yeah You look good man. You look happy.
Yeah, what's your heart you following the news in the Ukraine right now? Well, I hope you I hope you think that better fuck baby. Yeah, but baby, right? Yeah, though just get along and I want everybody to be happy.
You know, just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, let's go me too Friday baby Friday no war on Friday, right? Yeah, is there war on Friday Gabe? No, no Friday. Oh Oh war on Saturday no no war at all no war How's your tick talk is your tick talk getting any traction?
It's um, it's getting traction and other papers. It's such though I've known the shadow back restriction. Oh, how did they fuck did the piss in my ass thing work for you at all? Did I ask you guys?
Yeah, it is good right? It is good. It works good. Yeah, fuck you want if you ever want a new one I can help you do you want a new one or you go with piss in my ass for now?
But let's try a new one. Okay, how about How about Um Shit you could do a shit on my tits. It's not on my test now. We discussed that we didn't like that one.
We beat up that you could say My ass you might ask you got my face No, no, no, no, that's that's not feel free to try name with some some suggestions here, too Fuck my tits I like that. Fuck my tits. Just go fuck my tits, baby. Come on I think that one's good.
Yeah, we did big dick energy. That's pretty good. Big dick energy spit on my tip. Can we suggest it?
Spit on my tits. Yeah, spit on my tits Gargle my nards. Um, what else we got here. It's got to be shocking and unexpected puke on my face.
Ew, my ass That's vulgar. I think uh, fuck my tits is funny coming from you That's what's right there. If they don't give me any community guidelines violation, I'd be okay, you know Yeah, that might not help if that's the concern You might need to think of like a PG thing for you to say that could help your tick talk. Yeah, I know It's all about community guidelines.
It ain't about business where people will laugh to get a laugh Right one with you know, I don't like caves and I don't know somebody reported on um bully and harass You harass canes chicken It's my opinion. I don't like to know I don't really I'm not crazy about canes. Well, hold on now you were our videos about to get banned for harassment gave you better don't It down when you're talking about canes chicken. I don't want to get banned for bowling Uh-oh, so well, you know what we're gonna think for next week Let's try to think of a PG thing for forgave to say PG one Yeah, because I don't want him to be shadow bands.
Okay, but if there's if you have one last message for Vladimir Putin If you're speaking directly to Vladimir Putin, what would you say to me? I just hope that that will come to a sense of sight, you know Let's get along. I just want everybody to you know be friends, you know Get along together work as peace. That's about it.
That's all I want Just weekends Just have fun, you know, I like to get along with my my enemies and my foes, you know, I feel happy Maybe some way we could air drop some white claws over the battles. Oh, oh, yeah What flavor would you drop? It's you know, lime or cherry lime or cherry fuck baby. Yeah All right, dude.
You have a great weekend. Okay. Thanks for checking in. We'll see you next week.
Okay, peace Take care buddy. You're the best Careful with that by the way. Yeah, careful showing that for real. Okay.
Yeah. All right. Take care Take care All right, take care buddy. Okay.
Sorry. Peace. There you go All right, we'll see you next week Uh cam you need to uh Thanks buddy. See you next week Wasn't me this time You gave me a little bit of uh It's just the okay.
I know I know but they can't have that but they can't have it. No, they're taking it back Take it back Dude that felt there's a crazy all right bring back the council. I don't want to see Jim Carrey Love that close up What's happening you're moving your shoveling everyone around this is how it is. Can you give me an all righty then love?
All right No one already there. Hey, he said all right and held up the fucking white power. Oh, I said all right then like your gym carrey Think I got a face filter on Do you know what was the turn of bro? What What you don't know you don't know what asa and terra that's a I don't know no Dude that movie was made like 20 years before he was born already then I thought that was ubiquitous You bake you with this for people you pick with us and for people are a jam, but for You guys don't know already then right?
Oh, I definitely do yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're all millennials exact is like exact basically a boomer I am. I'm definitely I'm so look calm dressed where there's all everyday basis All righty.
Well, anyway, we were gonna talk about all the celebrities who are doing good things for Ukraine for example This uh woman here her name is and Lynn McCord. She is a actress So we're got a bit of a uh, what was the gal good thing? Uh imagine We got a bit of more we got a new imagine on deck. Wow 26 million views.
Okay. This is viral. I think put may have seen this Dear president might have reported. I'm so sorry that I was not your mother If I was your mother you would have been so loved held in the arms of joyous light never with the stories plight the world unfurled before our eyes appeared Demise of nations sitting peaceful under night sky if I was your mother The world would have been warm so much laughter and joy and nothing would harm I can't imagine the stain the soul stealing pain that the little boy you must have seen and believed and the formulation of thought quickly taught that you lived Putin's crying right now.
It's just it hits so deep. He's gonna step down from power. Yeah, and uh go full democracy and in Russia Is this a pre is this an act of war? Is this an actual cyber warfare?
Yes, and on her part I mean, I think they need to pass this by our government before putting out statements like this. This is definitely This is too far Cool. I'm just well Is this why you now decide no one will get the best of you God you just it's just not okay. Only she had only she had raised him.
It's only putting it uh Been sucking at her mommy milkers things could be different. By the way, you know her kids are messed up She's like I'm the perfect mother. I would have raised you meanwhile her kids are like bitch I'm fucked up because you're my mom you keep making these weird TikToks instead of playing with me I'm the perfect mom. I would give world a piece to everybody meanwhile her kids are like stabbing each other in the corner Oh, we got the three million subbies back.
Oh, do we really actually got them like immediately after we made that announcement? So we're not subs. Yeah, see this I'm telling you listen. You gotta just trust me in love on this kind of stuff.
Yeah, we have no shame clearly No shame at all. We're gonna hit four million I feel like I made it this far without asking for subs. Well now you got us You'll get the subs without having to be cringe. I mean level to the cringe by the way I think people are on something just because of the the frenemies disappearing Yeah, it's a lot of leading off it.
Yes. Yes. Yes. And yeah, I mean you've openly Started to mock a lot of people that I think at least the chunk of our fan base is a fan of and I may have upset some people but I think the biggest thing really is just the the vestiges of the frenemies subscriber base that that haven't a lot of them have hopped over We see this message all the time of like I was a fan of Trish's I started watching frenemies and now I watch you guys all the time But you know lots of them probably aren't interested in this content and so they're unsubscribing Dan.
Are you aware that you're floating in the bottom left corner And me the bottom of corner has this mini me and Dan Oh, you just took it off before I cut through it. Okay, just or a lot on this console But we do not grant you the rank of master. Oh, dude. Don't say that.
You know what happened last time. Did that that is true? There you now see I'm back in the corner. Dan.
The hell is that? Bring it back now now. I want it every time I cut to it. He turns it off.
I can't show the audience. I'm not doing anything It's too. I think it's just when you cut through it. It's gets go.
You have to cut to me Oh, it's only there when I'm cut to you. Okay, so I can't show the audience We're gonna have to take our word for it. Okay, whatever So, well, okay. Thanks guys for subbing.
I think I guess that's good. Yeah, we burn a few blocks Saying that we're losing subs because you're always late. Maybe Saying that a lot in the past. I've probably lost a few that way You know certainly is something to think about Well, um anyway back to uh this girl who's changing the world forever.
God. She's such a good mom dude Fix me mommy Is this why you do not hide nor away shy from taking back the world? It wasn't because so early in life all that strife you didn't have to put you didn't have to post this This could have stayed like in the drafts You know kerbon again once said one of the most beautiful things a person can do for their soul Is to write a poem and then bury it never show it to another person just do it for yourself. She should have done that.
Yeah Wacked your little body with fear Little body she just called him a manlet. I was your mother if the world was cold. I'd have died to make you warm I died to protect you from the unigens. Meanwhile her kids are in the corner like the heating's not on their freezing their ass off The violence the terror the uncertainty I would have died to give you life.
Oh dear mr. President Perhaps the torture of unwritten youth would not within your heart and be a script and Such fealty gets that world that you thought was so many times she shoot this Perhaps you would hold dear human life and on this night instead of mother Three or four takes I would guess maybe more. I don't think she's a one-take wonder no The russia you would call me and I would set your mind quite free with the love that only a mother can give And only a mother can take away. Oh When holds she does wait what the fuck does that man?
She's like I would love you, but also I'd fucking I'd also might leave you I might have been but not unconditionally. That's a good mother right there. Let me go back. That's looking off guard Dude, I don't think mothers are supposed to take away their love.
That's kind of the whole point, right? Love that only a mother can give and only a mother can take away. Oh Chilling actually I would have left your ass in a dumpster by kfc a little piece of shit. That's how he became ploughton When holds she doesn't harm at bay and leaves her boy for the promise of a man whatever your story mr.
President I can't imagine how it feels in your heart, but I know if I was your mother I would be a start Towards the aware are you trying to adopt him like what do you want to do you want to get a time machine? I just she goes if I was your mother that would be a start like also I'm pretty sure pooting probably I don't anything but I know in russia. You don't want to make fun of someone's mom Like that's specifically bad there and she's basically calling his mom like a terrible person a terrible mom This is nuclear. This is this could cause a nuclear Imagine how it feels in your heart, but I know if I was your mother I would be a start Towards the awareness of what a powerful being of light you could be if your mind was only free from the violence You've seen when you were just two or three.
I can't believe I was born too late. What the fuck your dad? In a different place when I would have loved you so what's to play wherever you go? Dude, you're how long does that go?
Got off dude lady stop it stop it. I think couldn't might be getting off to this I think he's got like a mom. I'm so sorry that I was not your mother Wait, what's happening? I was replaying I think yeah, dear president Vladimir Putin.
There's a response. I'm so sorry that I was not your mother You would get so many raspberries after your bath real funny ones on your little Putin belly You'd have so much you'd shake like a bowl of Putin jelly If I had been your mother, I'd let you say a blade to watch a 90 day fiance You wouldn't understand it, but we'd have fun anyway If I were your mother, I would rely upon you heavily for the likes on instagram before you were evil To build yourself a steam and you'd say I like myself the way I am If I were your mother you wouldn't have to invade Ukraine Instead we'd splash in puddles in the driveway in the rain. Yeah, perhaps it's not too. I get it good stuff though Man that stuff.
What is I wonder if she's had any follow-up tweets or anything from her being lampooned. No Let me check with all the tweets and replies No She just dropped that bomb and disappeared not even like or anything. Wow Well Ann Lynn You are definitely the champion This year Of cringe thank god. Thank god.
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I'm now pro The wonder cure war with China just for the sake of ending TikTok No, we can always just launch the first war the first nuke. Yeah first right it's easy. It's easy Someone said the war just started attention seekers already making poor content about it Yeah, pretty amazing. There's been a lot of us scamming going on.
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Like I know what a monkey is and I know what a gorilla is You know what I mean? And I know what a orangutan is Oh, so so this is a chimpanzee. So they're kind of like between gorilla and monkey You know, no, no I mean in appearance it definitely looks that way to me. Well, I guess yeah, monkeys they're great apes So they don't have tails monkeys always have tails is the the big difference so like orangutans, uh, gorillas Chimpanzees, so do you think you could take an alpha chimpanzee and a one verse one?
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I'm gonna teach you how to read not read a book I read 50 books a day. I spent 10 seconds on each book I skim remember when we had that revelation tylopas says he reads 100 books a day and then he revealed that he's just skins them You're not reading it you idiot Oh Yes, so you want to tell me about white chimpanzees are so dangerous We're stepping on Joe Rogan's toes here. I'm intentionally doing that. The whole fight ones we want is a is a knowledge to our boy There's just horror stories.
I first you like to one tour ladies face off That could just be that he got it. He just got lucky with any you know what I mean? They're just proficient at tearing faces off They like to destroy anything that is not stuck to your body or like fingers and toes and she like ears So what would you rather fight a chimpanzee or gorilla? Yeah, he's probably a gorilla.
No, stop it. He's a fucking breaker. Nick or something probably. Yeah, it's sure he'll be fast Yeah, you'll have a chance against an 80 pound chimp though.
They're like crazy strong though It's like they're like ants. They can lift like 100 pounds over their body if they lock onto your face Right choke that monkey out I go right for his kidney All right, what have you guys say? Do we have can you pull up a video of a human fighting a chimp, please? No, we don't have that yet.
Well, there's only one way There are videos, but you want to catch a wait. No, I don't but you actually think there's a video of the people fighting chimps Yeah, there's like 911 calls and they're like horrific. They're like fucking horrific and they're not fights. Well.
Yeah, you have a while You're not trying to fight it if there's a great tip in your eyes. I'm talking one-on-one man-to-man combat fight to the death Like the chimp might take you by surprise if he's like a pet in your house and tears your face off then you're already at a disadvantage Would you would you fight the chimp? Yeah, I'd easily take out a chimp. I grab his little hands Yeah, this fact says chimps are about 1.5 times stronger than humans relative to their body mass good thing.
I weigh 300 pounds Makes me stronger still chimps are impressive All right, so let's talk let's talk we got so much to get to all right so fishing fishing for Right, especially fresh and fit we had discussed last week about inviting them on the show you guys overwhelmingly supported having them on To debate me and hason 70% so we reached out to them and you guys tell me what you think so we said hey come on the show first we said Here are the whole conversation here first we said let's just do a zoom call because they're like in Florida and it's just It's just a stupid little it's just a habit conversation. Yeah, it can easily be using call just not that serious I just want to talk to the goons and they then they go here. Let me pull it up. This conversation is unbelievable This has been hooked over in the sensor, right?
This been censored is there any there's not any person here? I'm hearing a lot of silence from the No Yeah, okay, so this is the whole conversation here So it said would it be with Ethan or is he going to bring someone else? It would be Ethan with Hassan He says why not do it in the studio? I'm like, okay I mean dude, it's not that serious But if you want to fly out here and if you're vaccinated then sure we can do it in the studio So we said guys are you located in Miami, right?
We figured it'd be a lot easier just to do it over zoom But that worked for you said yes, Miami. I understand you guys film at layer We have business to attend to there anyway, so we can do the debate while we're in town I said okay, are you vaccinated? He says we have documentation That was the first red flag Is it documentation? What do you got?
I'm just it's just yes or no bro I can go on a sambar bill. Yeah, what do you to fuck you mean documentation? I said can you go ahead and send proof of vaccination vaccination to our producer at Dan or Dan's email Which you all have by now and so by the way, everybody shares proof of vaccine here All of our employees have to submit their proof of vaccination very normal I don't think it's that that invasive to to ask for and by the way, he literally said I have documentation So it's okay, send it It's reasonable. He says but we can but our personal identifying information is on the document Can we take a covid test prior to entering the facility?
I said just block out the information Well, this is Ian talking to them and we're having like a chat in our group chat about it Can you just block out the information? So it's private and just show the proof of vaccination He says okay, we can do it virtually Which to me and I'm making an assumption here about you guys. Tell me what you think He says we're vaccinated Is this okay? Well show me your documentation whatever that means And then he's like, okay, never mind The dude was gonna come I don't think they're vaccinated That's who knows Is an assumption I'm making I don't think they're back I think it's a fairly safe because like let me go at my vaccination card.
It's on my phone Let's see how much personal information is on this thing And the point of course it has personal identifying information That's literally the point to prove that this person is vaccinated What are you afraid I'm gonna but like it has your name? Okay, so right here it has It just has my name and the data vaccination And a registry number that can be looked up in a database to make sure it's authentic Which I think is the real reason that they didn't want to send whatever they want Or whatever they wasn't even gonna fucking scan it or whatever. I just wanted to see So they were gonna come here unvaxed You know the tests are not super reliable guys. It's like 30% reliable at this point the quit the rapid tests It's better than nothing, but also it's not good enough.
Also. Yeah. I mean just send your fucking proof of vaccination It's not a big deal But that is I guess it is if you're on back or if you have a fake one option. I'm not saying they do Right.
I don't know that at all, but I certainly wouldn't want to send a fake one Yeah, I'm seeing people discussing on reddit two months ago and they're saying that they're not Backs they were asked in a live stream and supposedly they said they're anti-vex. Yeah, of course They're alphas alphamels alphamels that they lie about being back instead of just well They're so alpha they go yo, we need to do it in the studio. I says okay fine dude And then they're like I was like are you vaccinated? They're like yeah, I was like okay.
Just show me your back You can come okay. Let's do it over Skype. They never mind. I'm saying you beta beta behavior dude Okay, and then they continue we said when I say okay, let's do it virtually like I said in the beginning What would work best for you guys?
We can do next week, but we want to have roll-off fucking Tony This guy they said we need to have roll-off to mazion. I call him roll-off Tony brown town because of that Tim and Eric song She said it will just be predominantly myron. Is that the the main guy which one's myron? Which one's myron?
I just know I'm a fresh and fit. Yeah, we Myron I believe yeah, he's the main guy. He's not cooking us in Barbados. He's not no he's uh, no he's the other guy myron gains gains It will be predominantly myron and roll-off doing the talking We think it will make for a good discussion eating his son So he's he's once again icing out his dumbass partner Who I keep being like, why is this guy even hosting a show his brain barely operates Do talk about coconut tambaritas and now when it comes to debating us to want to our show the leftovers their show freshen fit He's icing out his homey again in favor of this guy roll-off Tony who we did some ops on apparently He's like the quote father of red pill sick the problem is I don't know anything about roll-off Tony And I just don't care about him nobody cares nobody wants to talk to roll-off.
Don't talk to freshen fit there there are the guys This is so absurd roll-off Tony brown town. You know you got to give me some more I don't know why I always love that song. Great. Deminara made a pitch to roll-offs as a bit Roll-off Tony brown town Give me some more of those roll-offs Uh, it passes on to eat wait, so I just I told you in the tom if you don't want to debate just say so Because it's like how many conditions just call into the fucking show I think he would prefer to have a discussion with just you two since that was the clip that you two started.
Yeah two verse two We are happy to be by the way, and this is the guy who just last week was like stop dunking me bro. Have some of the bass stop dunking me Come on call. I'm not asking any conditions you and your boy You and coconuts call in and we'll talk if Ethan is bringing his son We respectfully request to bring someone as well. You're just two of you and just do it was and his son is a co-host of a show Yes on this channel.
Maybe they don't know that I'll talk to you on the benefit of the job I realized that's on is a co-host here. I can do it by myself if it makes them more comfortable It's just there's two of them. It just seems silly for two people to be debating one person Yeah, I mean the other guy he doesn't really count. Yeah, it's like one it's debating like one and a half people But according to them, he's a real person.
I mean he's half the show I just trying to prove a point I was like I'm specifically going to try to have a conversation with coconut and Barbados and see how that goes They're like nope. He's out. They know better. He's on the bench.
We're bringing a kopro lo toni Rollo tone king of red bill He said how do you know you won't bring someone like Crowder? I'm like like like you did with Crowder I'm like first of all nobody cares about you guys. This is just a stupid gag Sam Cedar and Crowder had this like crazy Beef going for years where Crowder was dodging Sam Cedar. There's no lower where bringing someone on is interesting or funny Okay, dude, you said stop ducking and now you're being such a beta like who cares even if I do bring someone I thought you're fucking can support your Can you support your well?
It's just like Crowder. It's like Sam being there shouldn't have been a reason for him to immediately just completely crumble Can you support your your your stances or not? What does it matter? Yeah, anyway, I'm not bringing on anyone because nobody cares about you guys you don't have like a arch nemesis that will fucking be like Oh, I've been avoiding you for 10 years.
It's just not interesting dude People saying have a free that actually would have been all right. They did have oh, that's what they're afraid of that My daughter right. I was wondering what they were afraid of that would be it's fine. That's saying that that's the joke I made when we first I was wondering I was wondering if it was that one girl that demolished them But I was like I don't see why that would be a big deal.
It's definitely a bit preach Because they had that whole ongoing copyright. Yeah, they strike their channels. They basically destroyed them and their response for this Well, I don't even follow them. You can look on Twitter.
I even know I never spoke in those guys I prom I've never promised Crowder anything. That's the thing I never said or did anything I'm telling you now on camera. I'm not bringing Abba and preach or anyone else. It's just me and hasan I'll even do it by myself.
I prefer to have some those. Oh, it's a two-one-two conversation Yeah, and I know it's almost excited too because he's familiar with these guys. Yeah, he's talking about them alone on his channel Also, when I'm mistaken, I ever went on their podcast and confronted them like face-to-face. Oh, so there you go It's not like uncharted water.
Yeah, so they're not even like ducking him Yeah, I don't know people are spamming coconuts in the chat Jess bro, you said stop ducking me you stop ducking me Stop being a baby dude. I thought you were the alpha and I'm the beta right I'm the fat beta So stopping a fucking baby and just come on and talk to me about your dumb ideas you idiot loser Well, listen, it's probably not gonna encourage them to well then don't come on but don't don't tell me that I'm ducking I'm not ducking shit. I'm right here. Call the fucking anytime.
I'm not ducking you're ducking In fact, I'm gonna start calling you fucking daffy the duck Damn because all you do is duck roasted. I'm gonna start calling you a roasted He'll just uh, oh, he'll just donated she called him stale and unfit Let's go. You look you look nice. I'm here.
Yeah, I'm bringing the heat. Oh, you hear that? Staling unfit just call into the show by the I'll say in his um defense. He was very polite in the dms, which I appreciate Yeah, very little fairly professional conversation except for the part where they seemingly lied about being vaccinated right?
That's not that's not professional He did it in a polite way, I suppose Yeah, just stop dude. If you want to say I'm ducking your daffy bitch. I'm gonna start calling you daffy Because all you do is duck So I said let me think about it, but what do you guys think should I have roll it? Should I let them bring rollo tony brown town or just be like dude?
It's doers do this is what it is You said he's the father of the red pill. I didn't have some content about him. I wanted to talk about rollo tony Yeah, I'm not caught up on rollo. So let me give you a little bit of info about rollo tony brown town.
So here's a clip The rational mail. Okay, so okay cool. Oh, this is a short. Okay, so Let's see what roll you gotta have this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and if you don't have it You're not the perfect guy.
In fact, there's a post. Wait, is that rollo tony brown town? Who put this that that's rollo tony? Okay, who are you love about to act up?
Hey, I have no clue where I am, but it's an actor who I don't know the name of Girl, what's up? What you doing? You want to get some pop eyes later or what you like? Okay, if you're paying I'm done.
I'll pay for you girl Shit, I'll treat you some crust to crish crud fries You're gonna hook me up with that spice chicken no pickles. Whatever you want girl. Take them on the side. I'll take those pickles anywhere Shit, shit.
Come on. Shit. I'm Shrieking don't get all right. Let's watch rollo tony Perfect man and of course it's this guy with the shirt off.
He's got you I'm gonna go back. So this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and if you don't have it You're not the perfect guy in fact. There's a poster of the perfect man and of course It's this guy with his shirt off. He's got your ripped abs and everything says the perfect man is All this list of and brings me ice cream and bed at the bottom of the thing right and it's this You're getting all pissed off by like a boom like a zoomer fucking like stum shit post about the perfect man This is why I hate all women I saw a meme on instagram once with 10 likes And I decided to kill all women on earth And only have sex with dudes.
It's like there's such a a laundry list of qualifications that the guy has to have woman hot available Yeah, that's it. Those are the two things and you know what you can't even understand that You can't and you still with all of this bullet point checklist you still Don't want to give that up you know still because think about this all of those all those qualities What women are effectively saying is my pussy and my body and my sexuality and my agency is worth all of these These 436 bullet point checklist that's an even balance. Yeah, that's how magical my pussy is I literally don't know what you're even talking about dude But it's kind of incredible how like just a bunch of butt hurt dudes who can't get a girl because they're such like toxic freaks Just get around and make theories about like all women based on their limited experience. It's incredible Wow Okay, so that's a little taste of rolo not that bad pretty standard red bill stuff He's showing off his chart of development of women over time Oh, he has charts.
Yeah, he's got charts. Oh fascinating Why they even want this guy on like he's not even he's not like a big dealer anything. Why you bring him roll Mentor or something This guy taught me how to hate women properly bro. He's a genius.
I got graphs By timeline. Okay. That is solo res. Yeah, we turn that up and also the volumes a little high if you could help me Of what you can expect from women at various stages of their maturity stop Is the rational male invented medicine and in that book So this guy's basically a scientist I understand I don't understand why Alliance chair of that book.
Let's just say is dedicated to helping men understand what they can expect generally Generally understand what women's imperatives what their priorities are going to be up. I don't need a listening talk Here are their teens super insightful, bro. He goes 15 to 16 teen sick Okay, break party years the party years from 20 to 27 then they have an epiphany competition anxiety Security anxiety from 30 to 35 Development Reinassurance security from age 50 We need security now. It's okay.
Oh, there's so many labels and overlapping lines and it's just like so this is the alpha short term alpha Reinterest bro. I'm sorry dude, but I'm just saying it I got what I got the beta guy who brings out a graph like this Yeah, this is so stupid What point of the graph do you pee in the basement? Right? That's somewhere in uh the security anxiety portion.
Yeah But like he's a small he's way smaller than they are red pill lions. This is his channel Let's go to most popular. Let's see Oh shit the red pill lessons of will Smith Women can have anyone they want here. Let's watch this a lot of guys particularly the black pill community of the make till community Oh, no, not black pill And big towers is the worst whatever want to say well women like a woman like her she just spread her legs and she can have any girl Any guy she wants yeah, that is true, but here we have an example of a woman who by by that definition could certainly do that But she's not she's venting her frustration on tick-tock or on a one-minute video Because those guys she doesn't want those guys she doesn't want that attention She can have anybody but she doesn't want just anybody because women's mating strategies and women's sexual imperatives and their mating Imperatives are different than men's so when you think like that you're thinking like a guy and you're projecting that that ideal onto women By the fuck that anyone watch this dumb like this is so dumb.
This guy's actually as dumb as they are So Sure would be interesting with rolo tony, but I'll tell you what's gonna happen It's just gonna be we're gonna end up debating rolo tony because the other guys are not secure in their opinions And that's gonna be ethan versus rolo tony and fresh and fit are not even gonna be involved I don't care about fucking rolo tony. I want to talk to fresh and fit so you guys vote I'm I'm leaning after watching this. He's not even interesting. He's gonna take over the whole conversation I'm leaning no rolo tony on this one.
Sorry tony Let's do a poll I mean we do we even need to nobody wants to talk here about this guy. All right. Let's do a poll just so we can be like yell Listen bro, the people don't want rolo tony people want to two hosts versus two hosts. Yeah Bro coconut Barbados sits on your show every time you do a show why shouldn't he represent the show I mean that's if you think he's dumb just remove him from the show and get and then have rolo tony co-host it You know what I mean?
I'm not some barbatos. Yeah, that's a no for me dog. That's like the most overwhelming Most overwhelming vote we've ever had yeah, it could be like it was Hitler a bad dude. It would have less uh polarization Coconuts and Barbados They can go on it's more bill It seems like a nice guy the coconut some Barbados.
I think he just got wrapped up in some weird shit You know I feel like coconut some Barbados could be happy doing anything in life He just wants friends, you know what I mean? He doesn't care about red bills shit I wish he found a better hobby You're right he could be playing bocce ball or something, you know It'd be just as happy You know, I mean he could have any hobby in the world Red of a man's word Man that's biodega cam just sent Here guys rolo tone here's a bio about rolo tony brown town that he totally didn't write by the way Sometimes called the godfather of the red pill rolo tony has been a permanent fixture in the manosphere Don't say that word The man is fear don't use that word for 20 years. It's time to get out of the manosphere bro We're on to the mediverse now. Yeah, I think the man's fears.
It's done This guy's gonna die talking about red pill. He's gonna be set like I don't know he looks old This guy's gonna be on like dying alone without a family talking about red pill shit I mean what a sad way to live your life Well, the focus on evolutionary psychology. Yeah, I see I see that graph. I see where this is going and objectivism Oh rolo brings a pragmat.
What is it price? He's a libertarian I can't believe it. I'm in total shock right now rolo brings a pragmatic nuts and bolts approach to intersectional dynamics Men and women's innate natures and their effects on today's society Cool. Yeah, I'm not interested in That's a that's a hard pass on rolo tony.
In fact, you can write him in and just say that's a hard pass on rolo brown Sorry, you two are welcome to call into the show anytime and I'm giving my scouts honor my pledge Right now on camera. I will not Bring anyone else on in fact. I'll do it by myself if you feel more comfortable because I know coconut's in Barbados doesn't count as a full person You might even be a negative person because you got to deal with whatever dumb shit he says and clean it up You might be half a person So you tell him he and that two one two one on two But I want coconuts there because I want to talk to him as well as you know, I'm gonna get to know him a little bit He seems like a nice guy coconut. Yeah Don't you think so?
No, it's misunderstood. Yeah, I think he's a sweet guy. He just fell into a bad crowd He's like doesn't even understand what the other guy's know. He doesn't care about red bill.
He just wants to belong There's something that's what I'm saying. He can fucking pick up any hobby in the world He doesn't even know there's streaming every week. He's all our demanding his son by the way I want us on too, but like okay, so then it just it needs to be me in his on first coconuts and Barbados Yeah, we need us on I agree. It's a quick update J station changes Instagram profile picture to uh, whoa Guys Dude what is wrong with you?
You're such a fucking weirdo dude. Uh, you are so strange all about The watching is actually just keep that watching for years You might block you man. Why does ab father when someone said? Oh, he'll never he'll never Well, maybe he will now but whenever I mean him had a back and forth I told him go ahead blocking like you do everyone else and I was like, I know you're gonna do that He's like no, I'm not gonna fucking block you.
So you're making a point about not Yeah, years ago. So I'm good. Do you like his post like his little intimidation factor? No, no, I wanted to forget that I followed but Okay, everything stealthing stealthy we don't talk about stealthing Love it.
You're terrifying looking man. That didn't mean right. I mean I'm sorry. I was a deep-cut reference That is an in a festival best forgotten.
I'm at like quiet. That's what I meant. Yeah, I won't sell J station. I got you Yeah, you need consent to remove the the jonnie Uh, blah blah blah blah blah.
What's next? So there you go. So no go no rolla tona. Sorry Up next man.
This is sad news sad sad news guys windy williams is retiring This really hits hard because She's provided so much for us. Yeah, and she's asked for so little in return. Yeah After 13 seasons the windy williams show is officially coming to an end the spokesperson for windies I made a windies Made the following statement. It's been a challenging time for windy as she deals with her health issues She's incredibly grateful to deb mar meurkery to sherry and everyone else who has supported the show I don't care about this PR shit.
Dude. This is That's very difficult place some sad music or something. Yeah, I don't think there you go She more than anyone understands the reality of syndicated television. Oh You just can't go to the marketplace.
You guys okay? Oh no, you guys are so yeah, no, I get it You can't go to the marketplace and sell a show that's maybe with the windy show She understands why this decision was made for him a business point of view and she has been reassured by deb mar meurkery That should her health get to the point where she could host again And if she wants to host again, she'll be back on television If her bows are strong enough to hold through a show We'll have her back on yeah or not Let's be honest her on airfarts have been the purple most viral moment of the year. So let's keep that up, eh Yeah, I have to remind you guys that's actually a real sound bite of her farting. That's not edited Play that again.
I'm gonna miss those Wait, that's gotta be edited. Why is it so long? You're always doubting it and we've already had the knowledge of this Wait, hold on. I'm gonna get played again.
Just played it. What up How could it be so long? Have you ever ripped ass like that long? It's like a whole narrative She has a IBS or something right like she's she's two and all the time Tooten Putin That's added to it is game Wendy has been absent since October Uh health concerns.
She did faint on television in 2017. Yeah, love just demonstrated that um here it is So it was a lot of fun. Let's get started our first caress Man, that's the crazy moment I cared And then she comes right back on that's It's not a stunt. I'm overheated in my costume when I did pass out, but you know what?
I'm a champ and I'm back Dude, how do you come back? I'm not a true entertainer right there. How the fuck is not rushed to the hospital? It's probably should have been Yeah, that looked like a stroke.
The Joe must go on. That was a no that wasn't no overheating in your costume Look like she's been God, man Wow like a movie. Yeah, so that was what happened, but we want to go over some of our best windy moments. Um, I think it's important to To pay homage to her.
What does this baby? Oh, no promoting IBS awareness month april's IBS awareness month. Do you know about irritable bowsinger with constipation? Oh, this is sponsored.
She was paid the post they shit, bro. She's the official spokesperson of IBS Well, yeah, I'll be the suppose I'll be the official spokesperson too if they pay me. Do you have IBS? Oh, well if they pay me your bird is there a bird organization out there?
Wait, who's paying her for this? Who are the IBS awareness people the drug some drug company? Yeah, IBS see Can you imagine the the board meetings there? I was ripping ass back Yeah, how much do you think she got paid for these 30 like posts?
I mean, this is just such a weird post like nobody's gonna engage with this. What are we re who are we retweeting a chart about? IBS well somebody might just be browsing the IBS awareness month hashtag and come across it. You gotta You gotta get out there true.
All right, so let's go over our favorite windy moments and even educate yourself as the chat Yeah, you're right. Sorry guys Very serious. It's a very serious conversation. We're having here about farting.
I didn't think IBS was even that serious You just means like you're you're kind of like it can't be serious. I guess sir, but Just means you like our little poopy. Sometimes you shay yourself sometimes you fart happens Isn't that everybody though? I'm excited every fart on her show was not Every fart was sponsored This fart was brought to you by pepotizmo Pretty good.
All right. Here is the infamous fart and moop sound You're lucky you wait was that was that the real sound okay? No sound no sound effects act no that that was from the video I wasn't going there. What the hell I still can't believe what I'm hearing and the way she's leaning over to You're lucky Dude what the hell that's gonna be one of the best tv moments of all time.
Just a matter of time. She's not lonely That's what she said and you know what what was that okay James So awesome Windy shooting shouting out Kim cantell after a brother was found dead Uh, this was where she said I'm or she was complaining about his tick-tock having or something. Let's watch There's been so many Time all weekend I need to get quite a minute many movies and I didn't see any sex in the city By the way, shout out to Kim Cantrell. Her brother was missing and I saw on the news feed this morning that he was found dead Yeah, so this one before the class is transition of all time Anthony or Samantha from Sex in the City.
So but I didn't see did anybody watch Sex in the City over the weekend Bitch you kind of just killed the vibe a little Many movies and I didn't see any sex in the city By the way, shout out to Kim Cantrell. Isn't all about a shout out people for their child dying? Shout out Shout out to the island. I just love the pause between found and dead.
She's like excited to talk about dead. Oh, by the way Our brother was missing and I saw on the news feed this morning that he was found dead Yeah, Samantha from Sex in the City. So but I didn't see did anybody oh and by the way shout out to my good friend uh eric It's family parishion. His whole family parish dinner plane crash.
But anyway shout out to the island. Well actually Uh, shout out to the family. I guess dead people do get shout outs Shout outs here. She is screaming die die die about um The conservatorship I'm gonna tell you why And I mean it first of all van afflak gave me a five million dollar pink ring We bought a beautiful born with the wind sign one in Georgia I put you in the Bentley and we did the video together We paraded on the red carpet and you break off the engagement and embarrass me die Which the night even further in the bad ass like Jennifer Lopez thing is that it's not even like he's not the mary and kind He went off and married the other Jennifer and they got kids Die Coffee You had me speeding through numerous traffic lights doing gunplay in a nightclub You remember you had me do the perp walk and spend a few hours in jail She's fantasizing about killing Um What's her name?