David Krumholtz, Myles Smith & Jordan Pruitt?

BREAKING: Connor Storrie shaved his head. What could it mean? (Only millennials remember the last time a celeb shaving their curly locks was the biggest news on the planet...) David Krumholtz is quitting acting (or is he?) Dane Cook made a doc about his brother stealing millions of dollars from him, Maura's NOT dancing with Gleb (and Jordan Pruitt is still kinda pissed at Miley Cyrus!) Plus, the VMAs Best New Artist noms are out — and three of them we've never heard of! Nice! Charles Melton's married, Bozoma Saint John's married and Josie Conseco broke up with her baseball player boyfriend. (We think.) Posty's engaged to Christy Lee and Rita's giving away a £3.5m house.