Davy Jones' Locker
from Book of Boredom Hosted by Book of Boredom
** #027 Davy Jones' Locker ** :: Sister Adrienne helps read Lehi's dead pirate story. :: Today's guest, Sister Adrienne, was raised Mormon, but always KNEW it was horse-shit! Now she gets to have an honest Seminary reading while enjoying a nice alcoholic beverage! :: Highlights include: :: How to play Twister with the Book of Mormon. "Passetheth". Sister Adrienne teaches us the correct way to say "Yea". We visit The Gulf of Misery and Woe (just left of the Gulf of Carpentaria). Lehi goes to Davey Jones' Locker. "He's already said all this!" "Ahhh, but has he said it ten times?" Lehi tells his sons to be men, because they were actually daughters, and he didn't like that. So he forced them to change gender. Nephi buys several "penis-extension vehicles" (Camels). Each bigger and faster than the last, and capable of ever increasing loads. Nephi makes like T.Swizzle and "shakes it off". Everybody Loves a Wounded Mormon: The Sitcom! #Reasons to stay home this Sunday# - https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/ #Join the Blasphemy# - https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom #Patreon (Bonus Episodes)# - https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom #Twitter# - https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom #TikTok# - https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast #Instagram# - https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast #YouTube# - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA #Website# - https://bookofboredom.com/ A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.
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