Day 1012 – Get In The Car – Humor Unplugged

Wisdom-Trek / Creating a Legacy Welcome to Day 1012 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me. This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to Wisdom Get In the Car – Humor Unplugged Wisdom &#8211; the final frontier to true knowledge. Welcome to Wisdom-Trek where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, and to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before. Hello, my friend, I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your captain on our journey to increase wisdom and create a living Legacy. Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1012 of our trek, and time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life &#8211; something to cheer you and provide a bit a levity in your life. We are told in  Proverbs 15:30, &#8220;A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health.&#8221; We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22, &#8220;A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.&#8221; Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today. So let’s jump right in with today’s funny, which is titled&#8230; Get In the Car Wayne was returning home from a business trip, bags in hand, and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the very crowded airport garage. Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of Wayne, and the driver pointed menacingly at him and shouted, &#8220;Get in!  I&#8217;ll take you to your car.&#8221; Startled and a bit afraid, Wayne took a step backward. &#8220;Ah&#8230;no thanks,&#8221; Wayne answered. &#8220;I can get there myself.&#8221; &#8220;No!&#8221; the driver barked back as he threw open his passenger side door. &#8220;Get in!&#8221; Wayne&#8217;s eyes now darted around the garage, hoping to find a security guard. Just then, the driver&#8217;s face softened. &#8220;Please,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I&#8217;ve been driving up and down for two hours. I can&#8217;t find a space to park, and I want yours.&#8221; <img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-20331 aligncenter" src="https://wisdom-trek.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Get-In-The-Car-3-300x202.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="202"...