Day 1017 – Dad Jokes, Christmas Edition – Humor Unplugged

Wisdom-Trek / Creating a Legacy Welcome to Day 1017 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me. This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to Wisdom Dad Jokes, Christmas Edition – Humor Unplugged Wisdom – the final frontier to true knowledge.  Welcome to Wisdom-Trek where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, and to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before. Hello, my friend, I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your captain on our journey to increase Wisdom and Create a Living Legacy. Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1017 of our trek, and it is time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life – something to cheer you and provide a bit a levity in your life. We are told in Proverbs 15:30,“A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health.” We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22,“A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.” Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today.  So let’s jump right in with today’s funny which is titled: Dad Jokes – Christmas Edition How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree? A pineapple What did the guest sing at the Eskimo Christmas Party? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve! If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? Mistletoe If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate clause What do you have in December that you don’t