Day 1022 – A Christmas Turkey Story – Humor Unplugged

Wisdom-Trek / Creating a Legacy Welcome to Day 1022 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me. This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to Wisdom A Christmas Turkey Story – Humor Unplugged Wisdom &#8211; the final frontier to true knowledge. Welcome to Wisdom-Trek where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, and to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before. Hello, my friend, I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your captain on our journey to increase Wisdom and Create a Living Legacy. Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1022 of our trek, and it is time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life &#8211; something to cheer you and provide a bit a levity in your life. We are told in  Proverbs 15:30, &#8220;A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health.&#8221; We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22, &#8220;A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.&#8221; Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today. So let’s jump right in with today’s funny, which is titled&#8230; A Christmas Turkey Story Sarah, a new young bride, calls her mother in tears. She sobs, &#8220;Richard doesn&#8217;t appreciate what I do for him.&#8221; &#8220;Now, now,&#8221; her mother comforted, &#8220;I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.&#8221; &#8220;No, mother, you don&#8217;t understand. I bought a frozen turkey, and he yelled and screamed at me about the price.&#8221; &#8220;Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate,&#8221; says her mom.  &#8220;A frozen turkey is only a few dollars, especially this time of year.&#8221; &#8220;No, mother,&#8221; Sarah replied, &#8220;it wasn&#8217;t the price of the turkey. It was the price of the airplane ticket.&#8221; Now Sarah’s mom was really confused at this point, so she asked, &#8220;An airplane ticket&#8230;What on earth did you need an airplane ticket for?&#8221; &#8220;&#8216;Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package, and it said, &#8216;You must prepare from a frozen state,&#8217; so I flew to Alaska to cook it.&#8221; Well, I hope that brought a smile to your face today.    <img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-20427 aligncenter"...