Day 1097 – Found Dead or Alive – Humor Unplugged

Wisdom-Trek / Creating a Legacy Welcome to Day 1097 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me. This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to Wisdom Found Dead or Alive – Humor Unplugged Wisdom &#8211; the final frontier to true knowledge. Welcome to Wisdom-Trek where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, and to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before. Hello, my friend, I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your captain on our journey to increase Wisdom and Create a Living Legacy. Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1097 of our trek, and it is time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life &#8211; something to cheer you and provide a bit a levity in your life. We are told in  Proverbs 15:30, &#8220;A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health.&#8221; We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22, &#8220;A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.&#8221; Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today.  So let’s jump right in with today’s funny which is titled: Found Dead or Alive While hiking in the country, Susan and her friend Eve spotted a huge bed of mushrooms that they knew were edible. They gathered a large basketful and sautéed them that night. Susan&#8217;s husband Phil refused to eat them, thinking they might be poisonous. Two weeks later, Eve and Susan gathered some more mushrooms. This time, Phil joined them. &#8220;How is it that you&#8217;re eating these mushrooms tonight,&#8221; Susan asked, &#8220;when you wouldn&#8217;t touch the ones we brought home two weeks ago? What changed your mind?&#8221; &#8220;I thought about it,&#8221; Phil explained seriously, &#8220;and I figured it would be better to be found dead with you two than to try to explain two dead women in my home.&#8221; <img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-21456 aligncenter" src="https://wisdom-trek.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Found-Dead-or-Alive-2-300x200.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="200" srcset="https://wisdom-trek.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Found-Dead-or-Alive-2-300x200.jpeg 300w, https://wisdom-trek.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Found-Dead-or-Alive-2-768x512.jpeg 768w, https://wisdom-trek.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Found-Dead-or-Alive-2-1024x682.jpeg 1024w,...