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Jul 25, 2023 41 min

Daycare Drug Mules

from Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash Hosted by Matty J & Ash

Ash has resorted to morning frisk searches with Oscar to make sure he's not smuggling any contraband (toys) into daycare. Even with these elevated security measures, the little deviant is managing to get the good stuff out the door. Matt's realised he's become a top-shelf lame dad as he's started tracking his sleep with his watch. Wait it gets better.. he now tracks his heart rate during sex. Ash has a parenting hack (he's adamant it's a style and not a hack but it's definitely a hack) called competitive parenting, which he picked up from another doting dad. We also share your best Parenting Lies and have a crack at answering your parenting questions: Do dad's purposely take 30min poos to get away from the kids? During birth, did you stay up “the safe” end or did you watch everything? Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.

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