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Dec 19, 2015 1 min

December 18, 2015 [Bar Wars]

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December 18, 2015 [10 Crack Commandments LADS] Go to war under the stars and spit some bars tonight, Heavy as Jabba and hard as Carbonite, I find your lack of faith disturbing, My mastery of the force leaves Vader unnerving, The bars that I spit are like the hot magma burning, His flesh and severed limbs that are never returning, Cause that's the consequence if you battle this earthling, Was out of this world, The moment of my birthing, Ironic like when the Death Star died, But I offer a new hope to the next dark side, "He's holding a thermal detonator!" when I let bars fly, Something you want to see and hear and you can count on that, Like Darth Maul and Jango Fett in hand to hand combat, I'll strike you down like you were twice the size of a womp rat, You Jedis are cool, but I be killing with sicker spit, Cause in the words of Qui-Gon, "There's always a bigger fish", You just sound stupid to me, kinda like Jar Jar Binks, Cause Meesa thinks that Yousa thinks that my bars stink, Like pod racing with Xibalba boy it's hard to compete, Vader with mask off and life on deplete, The chances of you surviving this shit is long gone, With this on repeat you won't have to hide inside your Tonton

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