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Good day! Oh, good day. Good day, good in-tog. Good day, everybody.
Good day, everybody. Oh my God. We're here with another fantastic Squirly episode of WTH3. Don't get Squirly on me, Lisa.
Not real Squirly and I'll tell you why. Because today's case, guys, we have left the state of Colorado. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Get it again, so I'm gonna make the beat. Alright, we are in none other than Alabama. This is the reason for that.
This is the fucking BAMMA. Yeah, Florida BAMMA. We're honestly in the right now. You all are kidding me right now, right?
We didn't even go that far. It's the reason. It's the fucking BAMMA. That is literally my cousin right there.
He's a mother of a mother of a mother of a mother of a mother of a mother of a mother of a mother. Yeah, they just drove down there. I was visiting my cousin down in Alabama and this is what happened. No offense to anyone from Alabama or Florida.
I forgot about Alabama. I think I lived in the wrong state. And if this is the context, and if this is you, then please reach out because we'd love to have a personal chat. So let me read the headline for you, Matt.
Here we go. Alabama fugitive who fed meth to pet a tax girl named D's nuts is charged with wildlife. It's a real thing. One more time for the people to let me tell you what.
Alabama fugitive who fed meth to pet a tax girl named D's nuts is charged with wildlife. I'm not creating names. I just had to make sure. I told them.
I get your ear's clear. Every two words, there's another story. Yeah. They're all about a good one.
They're all about a good one. A tax girl. D's nuts. He's nuts.
Charged with wildlife. That's awesome. That was awesome. No, it's not.
Yeah. So an Alabama man was accused of feeding meth amphetamine to what authorities call an tax girl. And he's being charged with a state wildlife offense. Court record show 35 year old Mickey Joel Pollock is now charged with illegal possession of wildlife.
Pollock hasn't denied having a federal which is illegal under the state law. But he has denied police allegations that he fed meth to the school to make it aggressive. He's a criminal but he had fucking standards. I do not deny that I have a pet squirrel.
But I do deny that I fed it meth. Wait, wait, wait. So he has a pet squirrel? Which is illegal.
Yes. But he admits that he has the illegal pet. What does the squirrel have to say about this one? Well, we do not.
That's on our next episode. Was he smoking meth voluntarily? Maybe he asked for it. He gave his consent.
He didn't know. He was traveling in his house. He's like, you know, we're amazed. So officers encountered the animal during a raid at an apartment.
And Paul later told the Associated Press that he had this squirrel since it was a baby and he would never give a drug. So that's what I'm saying. He's a criminal but he has some freaking standards. Okay?
Man, that's not that's well. I was walking in. He said that's a bad little restaurant. That's a good turning.
Yeah. I feel terrible. That's what I was saying. Was that awesome?
Well, I would say I love squirrels but I do think it's cute that he had this squirrel since it was a baby. And he would never give a drug. And so limestone county sheriff's officers arrested Paul following a chase in which he allegedly rammed an investigator's vehicle. He faces illegal gun possession and other charges.
So it seems like he's mixed up with something wrong. I want to know what officers thought this squirrel was on meth. I know. But how did they look at the animal?
I don't know how they determined it was meth but the aggressive behavior made them think it was. The meth would be the loudest. I'd be like it's just a feral squirrel. Yeah, I don't know.
I'd be like maybe just this. Right. Right. Right.
These nuts. These nuts. Don't take these nuts. These nuts.
Well you guys, that basically sums up how I'm feeling. Don't take these nuts. It's a matter of way. No, don't give these nuts.
Math. Unless. Don't take it away either if you want to see the horses. We are all here.
We are here for the consent of the squirrels. Even in Alabama, you cannot steal squirrels meth. Alright, man. It's not cool.
Thank you for joining us today on What the Hell Happened Here? We are still asking the question. What the hell happened here? What the hell happened here?
What the hell happened here? Please join us next time for another installment of W2H3. We would love to hear from you if you are from Alabama, Florida, or anywhere else. You have some crazy stories.
Shavamena. Yes, send them to us. I would love. Shavamena.
What do you got on your brain? I forgot. I forgot. Shavamena.com is where you will find us.
Send in some stories we would love to hear in the list. You want to record your voice saying the story? You would love to have a listener. Oh, yeah.
We'll just play it. That would be so cool. Oh my God. That would be the coolest thing.
I want a genuine reaction to someone's very own W2H3. Wait. We got to tell me that again. I hope you guys thank you for joining us.
I hope he's not safe in sound and he gets all the real nuts that he has ever wanted. But no meth for the squirrels. I feel like squirrels shouldn't be in that business. No, I don't think so.
I love animals. This is called gas. I hope you have one for us. You know what?
Cheerio. Bye.