Deliver The Profile Kino Korner: The Super Mario Bros. Movie

When is a movie barely a movie? When it's The Super Mario Bros. Movie, apparently. Although Ronnie and Jazz did not find it unsettling on par with the Sonic movies, they sure didn't like it either. From needle drops to uninspired voice acting, this film has all the markings of an Illumination picture. The best thing you can say about it is it's so short you might as well keep your coat on. Ronnie and Jazz spend the podcast positing better versions of the movie and positing what went wrong.