Denise Richards & Hannah Stocking?

We start with a bit about AMI's David Pecker—the guy who owns not just Us Weekly, but our beloved Closer, plus In Touch, Life & Style, OK!, Star and Radar Online. Yikes. There's something fishy about the cover of another one of his pubs, Men's Journal, and we'll explain why. (Sorry about the politics talk, but sometimes we gotta dig in.) Plus, the weirdness around Denise Richards joining The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, "Liam's TWO Cheryl Lookalikes" (thx Daily Mail!), all of the teens we didn't know at the Teen Choice Awards, why St. Tropez is OVER and did Blac Chyna's caboose, well, vamoose?