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EPISODE · Aug 14, 2026 · 45 MIN

Denver Airport Conspiracies & why Bratty Kids on a Plane are still better than A-hole Adults

from This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast! · host Jen & Ashten

We recorded an entire episode—and lost every ducking minute of it—so welcome to Take Two, where we attempt to recreate the magic while becoming increasingly unhinged. Ashten terrorizes two children who won’t stop predicting a plane crash, Jen blames Colorado’s lack of air conditioning for its murder rate, and ChatGPT accidentally kills off the wrong podcast host. Plus: Denver Airport lizard people, Emma leaving for college, Tobin’s newest “bad word,” Gen X party lines, prison romance, UFO sightings, and the deeply emotional question of what our phones would say about us after we’re gone. Somehow, it’s heartfelt, chaotic, and recorded this time.

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