Hello, this is Marissa, it's another episode of Listen at Your Own Risk or Remark, Remapers, and so today I'm doing a short story, okay? Again, the title is Detective Whatcha gonna Call It and the Great and Powerful Miraculous Bob. I think my un-revised, this is my revised title, yeah that's right, I revised the title that has Detective Whatcha gonna Call It on it. I think my un-revised one had like Detective Jake Peralta on it, not Whatcha gonna Call It, because Jake Peralta is an actual name and I think I was watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine then so it's more or less inspired by Jake Peralta I think.
This one was, yeah, written a while ago, probably at least a couple years. Let's get into it. Hello, I am Detective Whatcha gonna Call It. I have a black Afro and a killer height of 6 feet and 11 inches, so my partner, the Great and Powerful Miraculous Bob is by feet tall and his nose looks like a dinosaur.
It's impressive, a huge. Right now we are working on the hardest case of our life, the murdering chicken slayer case, it's right, you heard it here. You might think, what is so hard about this case, the murder, this guy's himself as a duck, it's crazy. Miraculous Bob and I have closed drug busts to busting car thieves, but this one is by far the hardest case.
So we started the investigating this case first by checking out the costume store for anybody that had purchased a duck costume in the last year. But they said they hadn't sold a duck costume in the past five years. Next we went to the one of the past five years, they don't get a lot of new costumes. Next we went to one of the tragic places where the chickens were being killed and we got there.
The cleanup crew was already on the scene. After we saw the cleanup crew, we asked the owner of the farm, why there was a cleanup crew there? He answered, they are here to clean up the destroyed barn. The barn was destroyed by the murder.
The murder took down the barn on the chickens. Ah, that's like murder chickens. Especially when we went to the other nine farms, the same thing happened to all the chickens. Not getting anywhere, we started going door by door to look for anyone with a vendetta against chickens.
We came up and see. We came, we called it a night and went to bed. Then the next morning we looked in the newspaper and noticed that there was another chicken killing after the same way. So then we decided to go down to the station to find more clues.
The only common link was they all used the same cleanup crew. So with no leads we decided to go down to the cleanup crew's office. Now when we arrived there, the boss was not in. So we started talking with a receptionist and figured out that the business was going under until last week.
That was about the time the barn started falling in on chickens. After that we decided to see if there were any more barns in town that held chickens. We found one more. So my partner and I thought that the best way to catch the killer was to go to the barn and stake it out.
When we got there we waited for killing for five hours. That is when we saw him the duck killer in this costume. He wasn't alone there. We were ten others with him so we called in backup.
When the backup got there we jumped in and unmasked the killers. To our surprise it was the farmers and the boss of the cleanup business. Now why were the farmers there? So we started looking over their files again and we realized that we missed something.
The farmers had recently ensured their farms for high sums of money. Stroll it in early we put the bad guys behind bars and completed our hardest case yet. That is how a detective watch him call it and the great powerful pop solved their hardest case. From this you might think I am like an animal terry and I care about animals or something.
I really like the hogs but I really know what. Let's go ahead and write this. I like it though. It's dumb.
It's a detective watch him call it. The insurance case. Now what did insurance investigate it would be? Maybe.
I don't know. These were chicken killings. I don't know why chickens. They always made me laugh.
I always had chickens. I think that's just kind of a funny name to be invested in. This is a chicken killing. Chicken serial killer.
Oh no. Keep supers. Keep superses out of your head. They killed thousands of chickens.
Anyways. So that was the detective watch him call it and the great powerful crack list bump. And thank you for listening. This was another episode of Listen at Your Own Risk.
I hope you enjoyed. Bye.