第1151期:Pack Rat

Todd: Meg, I'm going to give you a test.Meg: Okay.Todd: It's a personality test.Meg: Uh-oh.Todd: And we want to know, are you a pack rat?Meg: Am I a pack rat?Todd: Right. Do you save things, do you keep things, or are you a minimalist? Do you have very few things in your house?Meg: Well, I think I try to be a minimalist, but I'm a little bit of a pack rat.Todd: Okay. We'll take the test, let's see. Okay, the first question is, how many books do you have in your house?Meg: Not counting Kindle?Todd: Not counting Kindle. Physical books, how many books do you have?Meg: Physical books, I think I have around 15 books.Todd: Oh. Oh.Meg: Is that a lot?Todd: That's bad.Meg: That's so many?Todd: Yeah.Meg: Really?Todd: So negative-Meg: Uh-oh.Todd: Negative ... Boo. Negative one means pack rat  positive one means minimalist. Okay. Next question. How many shoes do you have?Meg: Can I not answer that question?Todd: No. You have to say.Meg: Okay. I think I have 25 pairs of shoes.Todd: Oh my gosh. I'm giving you negative two points.Meg: No, just one.Todd: All right. Next question is, how many blankets do you have?Meg: Blankets? I think I have 10 blankets.Todd: Oh my gosh. I knew you were a pack rat. I knew it, I knew it. Now you're negative five.Meg: But you need blankets for the cold winter.Todd: You only need one blanket.Meg: But if you have friends visiting you, you need more blankets.Todd: Okay.Meg: I have a lot of friends.Todd: Wow. That's a good point. Okay, next question. How many umbrellas do you have?Meg: I think I have around five or six umbrellas.Todd: Wow. And you live alone, correct?Meg: Yes. I live alone.Todd: Okay. So a pack rat is somebody who does not get rid of things they don't need. So, do you need five umbrellas?Meg: I do need those umbrellas.Todd: Why do you need ...Meg: I'll tell you. I'll tell you why. One is a very small umbrella that's easy to carry. Another umbrella is very large for a really rainy day. A third umbrella is decorative and very pretty. The fourth umbrella is for the sun. And the fifth umbrella is clear, to use on a really windy day.Todd: That's interesting. Now, the fourth umbrella, for the sun, that's called a parasol, correct?Meg: I guess so, but that sounds a little old-fashioned.Todd: Okay. I won't consider that. I consider an umbrella for the rain only. So, we'll say four.Meg: Four.Todd: So let's just ...Meg: Do I get a point back?Todd: You do. But let's do a recap. You are single, you live alone.Meg: Yes.Todd: You have four umbrellas.Meg: Yes.Todd: You have 10 blankets.Meg: Yes.Todd: You have 25 pairs of shoes.Meg: Correct.Todd: And you have 15 books?Meg: 15 books.Todd: I'm sorry, Meg, but you qualify as a pack rat.Meg: Oh no.Todd: You are not a minimalist. We're taking away your minimalist membership.Meg: Oh. Well I guess I need to get rid of some things, huh? And what about you? Are you a pack rat or a minimalist?Todd: I'm pretty much a minimalist, I think, because I only have two bags of stuff.Meg: Only two bags?Todd: Yeah. So, you can take everything I have and put it in two big suitcases.Meg: So you don't have 15 books?Todd: No, I have maybe four books.Meg: Only four books.Todd: And they're very small paperback books.Meg: What about blankets?Todd: I have one blanket.Meg: Just one.Todd: Just one.Meg: So if visitors come to your house ...Todd: That is true.Meg: ... they're out of luck.Todd: When somebody comes to my house, I ask my neighbor to borrow a blanket. I do. Why?Meg: You borrow a blanket?Todd: ... is that funny? Yes. This is-Meg: Wow.Todd: I am such a minimalist, my friend told me, he said I am the only person that has ...Meg: One blanket.Todd: No. A spoon and a fork.Meg: A spoon and a fork?Todd: That's it. I have one.Meg: Okay. So basically, your house is not prepared for any visitors.Todd: That's true.Meg: Whereas my house is prepared for many visitors.Todd: That's true.Meg: Okay. Umbrellas?Todd: I have maybe two.Meg: Two. So why two?Todd: Because I can't remember if I have one or I will leave the house and I won't take it, and so then I need to buy one and then...Meg: And then you get rid of one?Todd: No, then I just never buy another one. I'm pretty good.Meg: Oh.Todd: Only two.Meg: Okay.Todd: But shoes?Meg: Shoes.Todd: I only have four pairs of shoes.Meg: What is the purpose of each pair of shoes?Todd: I have one pair of shoes for work. Nice dress shoes. I have two sneakers, one pair of sneakers for running, jogging, one pair of sneakers for fashion, and one pair of Futsal shoes for soccer. That's it. That's it.Meg: Wow. Well, I have to say, you really sound like a minimalist.Todd: Yeah, and you really sound like a pack rat.