Did The Crucifixion Give Jesus An Erection? 

On Today's Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 02:03:08  I Can't Connect With The Youth Anymore! 04:40:14  Harrison Butker Graduation Speech / Cries Over His Wife 10:07:20  Asshole Wife Obsesses Over Toilet Bowl Cleaner 15:49:11  A Woman In Love With A Chandelier 22:53:15  Meade Low Carb Plan 27:27:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:09:15  Breasts Have Disabled The World's First Portal 33:01:07  Did The Crucifixion Give Jesus A Boner?  36:55:02  Attacked With A Loaded Diaper 40:39:22 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 51:15:07  Ending