DID WE FAKE THE MOON LANDING? ...plus Meta fined $375M & a 194-year-old tortoise crypto scam

Send us Fan MailThe boys are back after a two-week break and the world hasn't got any saner. This week on Temporarily Scripted, Jack and Adam unpack the Artemis moon mission (and ask whether we even went the first time), the knock-on chaos from the Iran war hitting UK petrol prices and medicine supplies, and Meta's $375 million fine in New Mexico for harming kids on Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp. Plus: a Hackney pub bans children, Jonathan the 194-year-old tortoise gets caught up in a crypto scam, and our Top 5 greatest April Fools pranks pulled by global brands — including Burger King's left-handed Whopper and Terry's emergency chocolate orange phone case.Honest, unfiltered, and probably uncensorable. Two blokes, the week's weirdest news, zero corporate polish.CHAPTERS00:00 Welcome back 02:30 Artemis moon mission — did we even go? 03:15 Iran war fallout: petrol, flights & UK medicine shortages 08:30 Life in space: exercise, wet farts & deadlift records 10:30 Did we actually land on the moon? 18:30 UK medicine shortages & "never waste a good crisis" 24:30 The digital nomad coffee shop problem 33:00 Meta fined $375M for harming kids 43:30 Hackney pub bans children — fair or not? 48:30 Jonathan the 194-year-old tortoise vs the crypto scammers 51:30 TOP 5: Greatest brand April Fools pranks ever 59:30 Wrap up🎙 New episodes every week👍 Like, subscribe and share if you enjoyed💬 Drop your hot takes in the comments#TemporarilyScripted #Podcast #ArtemisMoonMission #MoonLandingConspiracy #MetaFine #MarkZuckerberg #IranWar #UKNews #AprilFools #BritishPodcast #ComedyPodcast #NewsPodcast #ConspiracySubscribe to our channel on YouTubeCheck out our website at temporallyscripted.comFollow us on X, too!

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