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EPISODE · Dec 12, 2025 · 22 MIN

Diddy, Daniel 11, and the Death-By-Poison Queen of Petty | Ep.78

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🚨Something went wrong and this episode did not post yesterday. So here it is. 🚨Today on The Austin Anderson Show, we take a hard left turn—like going from a church potluck straight into a WWE cage match. I start with the new Diddy documentary (The Reckoning), which is basically a three-episode warning label for hubris, ego, and whatever dark spiritual forces you get when you pray to the wrong ancestors. Then we swerve straight into Daniel 11, where ancient kings are doing Game-of-Thrones cosplay centuries before HBO existed. Alexander the Great shows up, conquers the world, dies at 32 because apparently greatness comes with an expiration date, and then the whole empire gets carved up like Thanksgiving turkey.And then—oh then—we meet Laodice, the ancient world’s answer to “If Lifetime made a movie about a woman who poisons everybody.” She takes out her husband, the new wife, the kids… basically speed-runs a family annihilation like she’s trying to unlock achievements.We wrap with me complaining about lugging PA equipment to a luncheon gig like I’m suddenly the world’s saddest roadie.It's theology, history, comedy, and whatever this life is I’m living—all in one place. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🚨Something went wrong and this episode did not post yesterday. So here it is. 🚨Today on The Austin Anderson Show, we take a hard left turn—like going from a church potluck straight into a WWE cage match. I start with the new Diddy documentary (The Reckoning), which is basically a three-episode warning label for hubris, ego, and whatever dark spiritual forces you get when you pray to the wrong ancestors. Then we swerve straight into Daniel 11, where ancient kings are doing Game-of-Thrones cosplay centuries before HBO existed. Alexander the Great shows up, conquers the world, dies at 32 because apparently greatness comes with an expiration date, and then the whole empire gets carved up like Thanksgiving turkey.And then—oh then—we meet Laodice, the ancient world’s answer to “If Lifetime made a movie about a woman who poisons everybody.” She takes out her husband, the new wife, the kids… basically speed-runs a family annihilation like she’s trying to unlock achievements.We wrap with me complaining about lugging PA equipment to a luncheon gig like I’m suddenly the world’s saddest roadie.It's theology, history, comedy, and whatever this life is I’m living—all in one place. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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