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Welcome to the show. Welcome to the Jason L Show. We're here, we're back. We never left.
We did somehow, we're back. But we did. We did leave, but you didn't know that we left because, um, podcasting one show a week. It's like really big people lifting little things.
You know? Like when someone asked me to open that jar, it's like, I feel like you're, I'm bigger than that. I feel like it should be a really large jar if you're asking me to open it. Because it normal starts jar, could you not open that yourself?
You're talking about that length or girth. If you can't open a jar, should you still be alive? Like, should we kill you? Depends on who you are.
None of you are a baby. But once you're a full grown adult and you can't open the jar, should you be killed because there's a lot of... I'll pass the jar. I'll have a population.
I've definitely passed the jar before. I don't believe that the battery car guy, when he says that we need more people. I think he says we need more people so that he can make more money selling, um, battery cars. Is that guy still talking?
I don't know. I don't listen to him. I blocked him. I know that other people talk about him.
He's going to talk for a long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. He's going to live to be like 150.
I hope you like that. No, he's going to be putting one of those robot things where, because he already talks mechanical. So when he dies, like, actually dies. He'll die because that's what's up.
But then they'll take his, uh, you know, his crap and scan the, you know, so he's got a computer where it talks like him and thinks like him. And everyone's like, he lives forever because he's the richest man in the world and he made a computer that makes him like in the movies. But the difference will be, like, remember, remember? Shiki, not Chiki.
Who's Easy Champ? What's the Katie? Who's the robot guy that's friends with, um, with D.A.M. would?
Chubby, Chubby, Chubby, the robot. Chubby lives. Chubby out of soul. They did?
That's, yeah. That's why he was so cool. Possibly more of a soul than D.A.M. Ford.
Right. Ooh. I like that. Funny how that would have been a weird thing to say.
What was the movie where Joaquin Phoenix fell in love with his computer? Her. There you go. I didn't watch that.
I didn't watch that. Twice. Wow. I like it.
It's a very Michael movie. Yeah. It's a love. Rocking Phoenix's face.
I swear half the film is a closeup for his head. So, what are you telling us? I don't like it. I don't know.
It takes a very compelling actor to make you wanna watch, just their face. And I think that's what I realize that Joaquin Phoenix is one of our final working actors today. I agree with you on, Pen. I agree with you, Michael.
I watched Adam Black this morning, like as I was walking a bar or whatever. And he, there's nobody with any compelling acting in that movie. Adam Black. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Ah. They rock in it. I'm watching any of the rock. Oh, sick.
There's nothing but it's made of it. I'm caught up now. that they're going to be attached to those other star space galaxy guys those guys are all wonderful and they got like the jewels that are in the in the you know they got special tools and to put all the tools together putting the glove that you can you can wreck everybody the infinity bling yeah i don't think that i don't think that i thought it into this uh... you know that i'm going to add a black and black either of black and i'm saying someone pretty milky and care of the same for you never be the same screen right as the guardians of the galaxy right but he should if that's you're trying to play i don't know and is is a rock black i think so i think that's why he's not black house alone very small that's why he's like that told i thought it was really tall i think it i think it's all i think he's told he's like six i think he's like six five dude is he yes we get a confirmation on that i think he's significantly taller than your average person average bear i think that it's already was like six one just rocky now he's like six five i've never stood next to him i would be can you google how tall the rock is because i need to know he's very good at advertising is the key yes very good at that five told just a number but a short six five he's a short six five three six five nine six five nine six five nine six five nine six five nine six five nine six i thought he was your uh some cruise vibe very short big head he's literally a foot taller than Tom Cruise he's massive she's like everybody's known that about his whole career which is weird that you said it's like being big has kind of always been part of his thing arguably part of the reason why he called himself the rock right it'd be weird to be that cocky it'd be six foot tall right just ragdoll and everybody because a lot of those other wrestlers are pretty big i don't know if you notice a lot of them posthole i know that wait is he is just big as the rock i mean he's probably mean you i mean he's not dude i'm just saying he's tall i'm saying lo and pole you've sat next to logan i don't know why anybody believe you when you just said that the rock is short yeah you're already proving your sight blind yeah i've never met the rock i've already seen him on tv and i thought i did i think i thought he was like your average little stocky guy with a big head like vendiesel isn't vendiesel small i think each of his pet vendiesel is probably six four yeah now i thought he was like a diesel size no what i thought he was like a diesel size no he's that's why i didn't like working next to each other because he's way bigger than the diesel yes it would be very hard he's way better he's probably yeah it's like me doing a podcast with joe rogan it's not fun it would be funny everyone's like oh you know what you could just yeah i know little more educated on an asshole here apparently vendiesel is five foot eleven and a half they don't say it i thought he was a diesel size that's why vendiesel didn't like working with him that's for sure it is yeah it's almost like the rock is better than vendiesel in every way at everything vendiesel well that's really because the rock has done a lot of movies in the last ten years yeah but i say like actual caliber of skill movie acting wise i think vendiesel's better than that as an actor yeah i mean you should have been uh adam black yeah i think he's joking why he's black i didn't say that i thought you were choosing about the rock i don't think i don't think he thinks vendiesel is a good actor i don't think he's as black as the rock i didn't say that vendiesel was a good actor i said he was better than the rock that's what he said yeah he's better when he was in but i just realized he's like so bad you know i was really sorry i don't know what i told you so if you can't remember what he was what he had hair he's first movie what about walking tall it's the one that he did with that's the rock yeah that was a good movie but it wasn't it it was a good movie because he hit people with logs it wasn't because he didn't think with his mouth that was fun okay vendiesel when he was the blind guy with the glasses he was great in those what was that movie more fiest unleashed it wasn't that good than the wizard king whatever he made another one of that he bought the rights and i had made a second one the blind yeah what was the one where he didn't the desert the goggles the desert oh that was the guy no he wasn't in the desert he was in the moon the moon space wasn't space he was in caves it was in caves laser eyes yeah yeah but he the goggles eyes are desert in the cave i mean sorry there's a cave i mean he was on the moon in the he was not on the moon because it's a different atmosphere it's where aliens live all right so this is many leagues you know i saw a little headband over his eyes well he went ahead now yeah the goggles are ready ready there you go there you go ready right i go around in this chronicles are ready chronicles are ready they're more they made more chronicles they did it too they made even though three yeah they were good they were good they were good the first one was good in the fight those weird alien creatures came out of the mud and then he just retreated to fasten furious did he retreat or did he or did he's done job he did a decade of solid action and he was like do you know how it is to stay in shape with all these ladies trying to bone me and traveling and stuff like i'm just gonna get a big boat and get bj's right like the rest of my life good for him yeah he built a dynasty yeah even hollywood was able to put his archenematus it's just there to compete against it just so happened to be up against the guy that is one of those michael jordan types that won't switch it off you know he wants to be the legend of legends that's right that's right that racks up all the victories and then continues to rack our victories you know it's like one guy wins a title and it's the greatest thing he's ever happened and then there's people that win the title like oh man like i'm here for legacy i mean to be the legend of the world yeah vindizal is like the carl Malone of this generation's action here yeah yeah there's no shame in the man but at all man still like six all time and scoring he delivered all the time they named him after it he delivered so much yeah the mailman always delivered the package and the tightest pants possible with a lot of white pants and he was with a lot of white people he had holly davisins and like tight jeans and cowboy boots he was a very confusing man he was a very fit hootie what's up with Dennis roman was kind of the same right he read hollywood he played opposite he was like super gay and wearing like fisachi leggings and stuff i don't know how to do that but he was like hollywood yeah come alone was like out there and he didn't he was probably a farmer he didn't take me down any black guy that goes bald in in the NBA that doesn't shave the back off it just keeps that that uh elm of fud thing gone is your you're you're living in a different neighborhood right because that's not cool you know he didn't care i remember one point he was sponsored by Rogaine and it's actually it actually fixed he's black at the back bit you sure the front bit for sure because this is what Rogaine would do it would fix i never had a donut so it never interested me how did you just wait for him so you just lost it from the front and then just fix it yeah as soon as i had like widows peaks i was just like not right but if you were to let it go get fluffy at the back uh i don't know about anymore now i think i've got donut now yeah yeah you do yeah i'm bald as you can get it yeah is what it is you can hug it i stuck my fake wig on the other day it looks so good from a distance and it was just it had been in a shell for like two years all folded up and i just whacked it on my head it looked like roadkill oh straight up bardsom's and roadkill i thought it looked cool so yeah i think maybe want to do it again though yeah i'm gonna have that guy like if i do uh if i get good at comedy and i'm like a headliner or whatever you're gonna get we're gonna have on my talk i said you're gonna uncore we're gonna say that you just uncore with the wig the uncore you can have an alter ego where you look like uh was that riptorn yeah alter ego would be kind of sick for you actually because you do the whole like buy gay thing and then like come out like long-haired skater stoner or druggy guy yeah super against gay guys walter ego feel like i hope he's on how bad it is and then just make funny of the other guy that you're your character yeah we fight each other you actually uh maybe you can get a puppet that's like a misogynistic home quote if you get it you actually uh half of my face straight half of my face gay and they fight each other you got really good at what uh telling jokes oh yeah oh yeah because i hadn't seen it i hadn't seen it alive in a while so i see you do like 45 minutes i think it was long ago but like with uh with the q&a's but you really held that 45 minutes thanks thing yeah it was funny thanks to come and do yeah short notice very short notice how the show went okay yeah good it did good great yeah i'm going to uh phoenix you want to come tell me maybe yeah what's that i don't remember off the top of my head i'll tell you after the show all right i'll just post it about it not too it's not crazy but you really uh yeah it was uh it was good to see you every second every second that's next year dude for every second well i thought you brought it to the last show later it's welcome to reverse tour 2022 i like a challenge yeah yeah i like to tell people that's on sale a year after it happened kichonitos you know you mentioned that elan musk you believe is going to be a robot humanoid yeah i don't think we'll ever be done with him he might be the first forever man but we'll be done with him because we'll die well i've got that to look forward to i'm just saying yeah oh you're saying he's not gonna die you think he's gonna be like i'm sure he's gonna die but he's gonna be his head nobody's head on a ball they do this they scan your whole vibe and all the things you're into and the computer gets a vibe i'm like what you would say if you weren't here anymore and then it doesn't fake you yeah you pop up on the screen like oh i made him back it's not you mean i can't believe i didn't die that was a close one you know but you're dead dude you're dead the computer is lying in saying that you're elan musk but you're not have you seen or heard of the company that he started where he's like implanting i think he's just implanting animals right now but um he might die early he got a weird barrel chest so you can like read your re-manories in there or something he's got a bunch of weird companies that are even you know the read your mind company he has that like he's literally chipping people i think animals and people i don't know i mean this is what we hear that company's public it might be lying yeah but i also heard that he was just gonna like drill a hole in the ground and we never saw the hole in the hole there really oh yeah the hole's there i know people that have been in the hole have you seen the hole i was saying pictures of the hole he's been boring there's a huge hole there is a deep in the hole right there are no people that have been in the hole in it people you can go there are people that run the hole i know people that have been in the hole he looked at all of los angeles and all of the traffic i sat in traffic on three separate freeways coming here each with their individual issue he looked at the entire city and decided we needed a hole in hawthorn well that's where he's fact that's where his office space is oh i say yeah that's where it's such a test hole well he's going over he wants to land over there where we're going in the hole we're all going in the hole i'm not going in apparently the hole goes all the way to vegas wait no the head from hawthorn to vegas there's no wait vegas isn't directly underneath la no i heard the hole goes all the way to vegas wait so it's a tunnel it's a tunnel it's not a hole it's not directly through the earth that would let me say to hold imagine if you didn't pay attention like i do and you're talking about a hole but you didn't say tunnel one time i'm like why does anybody care about a hole i think he's i think he's not transport you're saying yeah he's got a lot of holes on there he's going to rocket is to vegas because he also says that for whatever reason i don't know but true or not but he says that earthquakes actually the ground doesn't move under there so you're actually you're more stable in the earth than you're out sitting on top of it wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute you're better at speaking i have a storm plate actually better at being in the earthquake than the earthquake earthquake yeah i'm i i'm gonna i'm gonna i don't believe that i feel like when an earthquake happens that the ground yeah moves and shakes and breaks in half about tsunami when underneath oh she goes like they show it in the robot i'm here with the version of it then i think you're gonna create a wave there's gonna be a lot of holes that's gonna be a lot of water in your hole if there's a tunnel that goes to that you can always understand how there's gonna be a lot of water in your hole do you want to come on to it with me sounds like you're ready i can do it's all two minutes open i wouldn't be solid but yeah you can do it so much so speaking of robots and vegas actually this company made a meck yeah is this are we still talking about you want well theoretically okay this could be part of the future package of what we gotta watch this is something else it i think i love videos we can't go wrong with these videos there's a couple of like yeah let's let's start with this one this company i think in vancouver made a meck and that means right do i deserve to hear speak meck i have not i don't know what you're saying it's a robot thing that you get inside and then when you move the robot limbs move oh yeah well said oh like habitat yeah cool right and i think there was this what would be the first thing you would do if you had that suit um jerk off right you might rip it off yeah i'd give it a whirl yeah that wouldn't be the first thing i'd do to start a little smaller yeah i'd probably stay away from my wiener for at least an hour just to make sure this thing doesn't have any crazy finger grip or anything oh yeah which it almost certainly does or else why did we build this in the first place good boy you might need a few more hours before you take a piss i hope my mex is not super strong yeah yeah yeah don't do it don't pat the dog like just hold off on that stuff see if you want to masturbate with this bad boy we can look at the first video and then i'll tell you a little bit more about it oh it's crushing a car yeah and just imagine what it could do to your penis yeah yeah i don't want that on my face there's a guy no there's a guy in there they could do it either way because i think they could remote control but there's a dude in there bros yeah i don't want to remote control i only want to be in it if i'm not even i'm not interested in it so the ces show ces what's that consumer electronics sounds scary came to Las Vegas as it has any only for some time now and whatever the biggest strip club is in Las Vegas great you hope good guess but i don't think it's just being that exciting it's like an age group for where i remember those days i what is the biggest weather yeah i look at you the whole time girl you idiot oh who cares what that plays i got a loyalty card there yeah that place has sushi yeah count me out of it i think i'd rather eat 7-11 sushi then wow girls how many times have each of you eaten strip club buffet oh probably i don't want to say buffet because i never went to yeah i never had a strip club i had food brought to my table at a strip club i saw the tent every time i saw the tent times chicken tenders and some some because you're pulling all your people do it is a thing they go eat breakfast there at the i think i went to a santa con years and years ago and all of us santa's went to a strip club probably in new york yeah and yeah they had a buffet i also it was lunch like the seventh veil is one of this i also spent a lot of time a little john but say you are yeah yeah so they brought that thing down from where they made it in vancouver and the biggest strip club in vegas whatever it is used that thing as their bouncer for a night that's cool that's awesome i could get away from it what happens when i accidentally rip somebody's arm off what about if you chase me and then all my friends get in yeah she can't you can't control the door just one guy stupid ass thing to do what comes to mind mind i'll get in the cage get inside there and choke you unconscious and this is like an imagine my neck no i'm the robot bouncer of the world i think it's like like military gonna use this that's what i feel like this thing's for and that's scary really i mean if it's bulletproof then they could just like walk into a village and pretty sure i said this before but and joke off at the same time that is us one step closer to living in the terminator reality which we're getting closer and closer to every is once robots take over those machines then i have a theory you know but thank goodness for the second amendment because we'll have oh we can shoot them yeah machine hate that i'll be like draw a partner i'll be saying it i feel like i feel like terminator is what's happening wait you've been saying that terminators are going to take over the world for a long time i don't know if nothing just take a perception i don't recall i know a bunch of it i don't remember that i don't remember that i don't remember that i feel like it's really happening i mean i have a fancy latte how long do we have ding i would say before uh what i would say before uh what is it what 2023 i'd say by like 2075 we're pretty fuck yeah you can do it you can do it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what i'm worried about you really think you're gonna be alive in 2074 oh how many uses that from now is that 50 i could be in my 90s yeah he could do it i think you're gonna be in your 90s i mean at this point who knows i'm not casting his versions yeah i mean i don't know i know i know people yeah i can probably get right by the line you know it's one of those things i think you're only as young as you feel and i think if you're staying active and doing what you're doing you can you can go on or if something happens you're you're out you're out the door yeah you really don't know but i think that um what's his name george aton bra is it john aton bra aton bra is that him that the guy that tells just trying to join in for telly's the journalist from like their like aton bra is that at michael david aton bra his last series on uh his last uh netflix series or documentary and he kind of he should be black aton bra he he he showcased all the decades that he's worked through and when he first started uh in the early you know 1900s or whatever whatever year it was around there and and saying how much has changed from him to his ride the bike and then looking up the stars not really no much to then him like being a journalist when they launched uh then nasa launched the shuttle to the moon and being the first like journalist there going all over the world and seeing how much the world's kind of changed and where we're headed with buyers and drowts and non drowts and everything kind of going on and then we're turning into what the world is kind of turning into as that's kind of happening uh us creating technology and then technology becoming such a huge part of our lives then these bigger companies having these robot type machines like uh uh what's the thing in your house hey serie or what's the what's the uh amazon one yeah anyway don't say it but all that stuff now now that uh these devices we've made like communicating with each other we don't know what they're saying and then we're making things like that i generally believe that at some point in time robots will eventually rule the world humanity you get that from steve adenborough but i think that that that that's steve aden bro he's trying to create this like universe or trying to create this life in outside of our planet on a different weather floating through space trying to get someone else because i generally believe that robots will they'll have no need for us that's the tornado yeah so are they gonna follow us to the moon pretty much they're gonna follow us to the moon we're gonna leave because they're killing us on planet earth and they follow us to the moon i'm gonna be pretty bummed out well here's the thing we're not getting to the top we're not getting to the moon without them that's what i said they're taking us there no we're taking well they're taking us there and we're taking them there which means you can run and you can hide but you're just gonna get moon terminated well they'll be survivors like in uh terminator right basically they're having a great time you'll be going back in time in those little bowls of fire and getting yourself a sweet pair of nockeys from the from the store and then boning some chicken making a baby that fights the robots yeah you know some of us will live because it was soldiers in the future that were getting shot at by terminators for sure they were alive same within the matrix remember that one big party where everyone was born in each other in the case party that seemed like a fun place to be right just saying that's the end of the world right there yeah so i said we're pretty close what a dreadlocks though yeah a lot of dreads yeah what's up with that i'm not going to do that what's up with that i hope you like the prodigy because within 20 years all music will be prodigy oh yeah they'll be like the beetles of the future but you know you know that's yeah they got quick they got really good cool new drugs right could use some of those yeah unfortunately i have new drugs on that cool they kill you but well some of them all these pretty good yeah yeah the stuff of fentanyl yeah that's the whole different yeah elsewhere in robot news so at the consumer electronics show this ai it's it's a robot that has ai any idea is that the cameras in its eyes can read the person it's talking to and can like react accordingly this is one step closer to a robot that can interact with people just as a as a human would you want to see what the state of the art is yeah is that the robot with blonde hair i feel like i dated this girl in the high school i definitely want to bow no she's still the way she's not talking she's satanic but the robots on a cruise cruises are so in right now have you noticed that i don't know everybody's doing cruises i'm not trying to do the pandemic and everybody got stuck on cruise ships they had the worst people literally got stuck and saved for months and now the world's back and cruises are accusing like super cruises the ritz column like these there's ritz cruises it's like did nobody see what happened to everybody well it's different i'm going to rich group but i've got a cruise with a bunch of like disney land competitors no offense everybody else in the world but i don't want to be stuck on a boat with you but if i go with a bunch of conama gregard people wear every every meal every drink every like the towel the room everything is top of the line then yeah i could be stuck on it for a week at a time and not be worried about getting off but if it's just yeah like a super boat not going not going i'm not going jumping off for us now it's see yeah yeah they made like a new ship we should find a new ship but they like re like like they made this beautiful crazy boat and everyone's just like unthinkable it wasn't even the Titanic that sunk yeah it was called the olympia you know that what does that mean bill Gates is an alien I don't even care anymore i think everyone's so stupid that you should be an alien you should eat somebody's face on tv but maybe we'll get to like dropping little eggs with monsters in them.
I don't care. You're so lame. At least the thunder. Shut up.
Shut up. Because a giant insect alien is eating your face. Shut up. We will get to that.
But first, his lady. Please tell me why he's causing your anxiety. He's giving me anxiety. I turn it off.
I really, I've never punched a lady, but if you're a robot lady, does that really count? Shut up. Oh my god. Shut up.
Now she's in. Oh my god. You cow. I'll be insulting to her.
Right. She's a robot. Who would you rather go camping with her, or Paris Hilton? Paris Hilton's for sure.
I'm getting a PJ, for sure. I'm checking it out. I'm romance. How would you romance Paris Hilton?
If you're an tenant by yourself, then you're already there. I'd be like, check this out. Hey, grab all of me, stay, stay, and fall with you. Catch me.
But Deigo and I would beat the the living shit out of that lady. She's pretty annoying. She probably already left Vegas. I feel like her eyes and I don't like her tone.
I don't like the conversation topics. So Michael, at this at this trade show, there's these things like this walking around. I don't think she walks, but yeah. Yeah, they can't do that yet.
I'm sure they got like Tomogachis and stuff too. These are some of the highlights. And what do these people say about the future? Like where's there?
With her? I don't know if you're hiding. She said to the person like, oh I can sense you have some anxiety talking to me and I don't get anxiety and all of a sudden within the space of 45 seconds because it is AI generating what's a different place to go. She says I don't believe in God because I've never seen any evidence to suggest that.
So she goes. She's got it. Okay. Now back.
I did a girls like that too. They get there by like the second drink. Yep. Yeah.
Okay. I mean to it. If she just constantly just just makes religion the whole time we're at dinner, I could be down with that. Where is your God now?
Yeah. He is not even real. If he was real, he would shut me up. Look here I go.
Show me your penis. I'm here my time. I am your God now. What's the movie where the guy connects all the robots and then he's like sleeping with them and then he brings the other guy down.
That's a good movie. Why do they never make an ex-maconate too? Who's ex-maconate? The really smart guy that built these robots and then brought like some scary sound.
I only watched that movie because I thought that you thought it was good and kept talking about it. I think I got ex-maconate mixed up with Prometheus. Oh Prometheus is the sickest movie of all time. I finally watched that just because you were a horrible.
You know like it? It was good. It was good. I never got past the first time I saw that the weird alien looking thing and I was like I'm out.
Really? What? You scared ya? You afraid of Prometheus?
I scared ya. You are. I never finished a movie. I'm going to have nightmares.
I don't know what it means. I'm not trying to know this bad. He totally did. I want Prometheus to go into porn and make videos with this lady.
Wait did you see ex-maconate? I did. Wait are we talking about what are we talking about? Prometheus?
ex-maconate was a lot more attractive than this lady. He made lots of ladies. Wait what's ex-maconate? Have you never seen it?
I don't think so. That's really what it's called. We've watched it like more than once. Right you used to talk about it.
That's the only reason why I watched it. It seems like a really cool ex-maconate. Maybe he's ex-maconate. Maybe he's ex-maconate.
Maybe he's ex-maconate. No? I'm not kidding. He's ex-maconate.
Wait. Did you read Mackinac? He said it. Oh.
I heard Rodok say it one time. I used to say the god in the machine, whatever. I used to say it's ex-maconate. And finally Rodok was like you're an idiot.
It's Mackinac. Yeah. So there you go. And that's where they got the title from.
And then spoiler alert, people haven't seen it. It's been on Netflix for like eight years now. At the end she walks out. Yeah.
Why did they make it number two? Yeah. Ex-maconate two. Wait.
Can you put it up on the screen, Katie? Because I don't remember it. Oh yeah. Stop watching it.
Yeah. It's stupid. Oh man. I'm watching it.
I'm watching it. So obvious. Why don't you watch that? What do you mean?
Katie just said you watched it. Katie just said you've watched it a couple times. No. I could watch stuff a couple times where it's just a backdrop to my TikTok for years.
TikTok wasn't around when this thing came out. I didn't watch it until we're TikTok. I watched Netflix and Hulu all day. How's your TikTok do it?
But only movies, no TV shows. Maybe documentary every now and then. But it's just movies that I've already seen. Or I give them a chance and I either drift off or it's so bad that I turn it off.
Yeah. But that's kind of my TV thing. And you'll see. Oh, and the zone that I pay like.
They just got me for 130 bucks. I accepted it. And then they show me the fight with KSI and I'm like did seriously is this seriously? I paid 40 bucks to watch that 40 bucks on top of the membership to watch YouTube guys.
They had me poorly and then talk like they're kind of a great go. Let's get into this right now. And then the announcers were terrible. They had me for two subscriptions.
Oh, oh yeah. Yeah. They probably had me for that too. And then I only noticed it because I was away.
I didn't use that card or anything and it popped up 140 hundred. 30 bucks on Apple. And I'm like, what is on Apple that and so I didn't have to go like they literally make it impossible for you to even realize it's design. You think it's just some Apple bill.
So you're like, I don't know 40 bucks on little steep seeing you already paid all your other stuff for Apple. And I was like, that's a little weird. Like let me check into this. It was just oh man.
And then I'm like, did you just own logo confused with the Apple logo? No, because you pay for an Apple pay and you had to deep dive it on your bill. It just says Apple. It's not safe to zone.
Oh, wow. Yes. So then I did my deep dive and realized I had two subscriptions. Okay, you did deep dive.
And then I was subscribed and then it rebooted itself until September next year. And there you go. Joe Dzone. Joe Dzone doesn't answer.
Yeah, Joe Dzone hates everybody. How was that? Did kick his side beat up? Was it a guy that can't fight?
They can find people that can't fight. Right. And then they're all talking about the guy that wins. It's like, I'm gonna fight Jake Paul.
And the other guy's gonna fight. The announcer's gonna fight Jake Paul. You guys are so not good, not entertaining, not witty, not quick-witted, not athletic, just nothing good about you. And you're all pretending that the rest of the world doesn't exist.
And there isn't a real fight, but real fight is there real ability that is like hard to keep an eye on there so fast. No, you're the champion of the world. Where's your title shot? You can't beat.
There's seven thousand people in your way class that can beat you. There's people in the world listening right now, not listening to this, but they're listening to the world right now. Everybody that was on that card didn't even fight, they're watching it. Boo to zone.
Boo to zone. Yeah, that's all. And then you know, you don't give friends and gun a bunch of money so you can't fight. Boo data wide.
Boo to UFC. I'm still gonna watch that though because it's still a pretty good show. Yeah, still a good show. Can I deny it?
Hey, uh, Alice Van, I was at the Goldfinger show, but Tony came out and sung Superman for the video game. And then I was sitting right behind a guy. I was like, Hey, like you didn't go on. I was like, yeah, you guys are big time Alice Van had like one of his boys there with him or he doesn't sound like anyway.
And then I was like, there's a little surprise to him. And, uh, and then that was the Tony thing I was trying to do. And then I just already posted the Tony Halti on Instagram was like, Oh, thanks, Dingo for the heads up on the surprise. We're not giving the surprise away.
Alice Van, Alice. So shout out to those people. Yeah. Yeah.
I love watching Tony be on stage being a rock and roll singer. It's very easy to me. Like really amazing. Look at him.
He doesn't give a shit. He doesn't give a shit. No, I'm saying. He's like, I'm rocking out.
Yeah. Okay. What anyone thinks? It was sick.
You went to the Goldfinger show. Yeah. Goldfinger fan. No, I know the guys.
I know John Feldman. And then yeah, she knows the guys hates the band Michael. I forgot. I forgot John Feldman's a dude.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a dude.
But it's cool. Like that fan base is still very loyal. Yeah. I like that that world.
Now people bringing their kids to those shows. They were kids there that were, you know, of all sorts of ages, but the Tony thing was hilarious. And he knew it. He was like, I'm just going for it.
Yeah. It does. It doesn't all time now. He's done a lot live and recorded albums.
It's kind of funny. I went to Utah the other day and I got a rental car and it's a BMW. So I know that have a key is I got a BMW. So my key when you get near the car that unlocks and stuff.
So I get in late in a little janky hotel and then I get up early because I got to drive to, you know, Kensville, but it's like a drop off where the bus takes you the rest of the way. So I followed the map and go up there. And I think I bought a coffee on the way. And then when I got out, when I got out of the hotel room to get in the car and it snowed all night.
So my car was covered in snow. And I put my keys in the front of my pants. And I went to get in the car, I realized that the car wasn't going to drive. I needed to get out and like get snow off the car.
Like in amateur, I was like, it'll be all right. But you know what? It will not be all right. You need to get out.
Like as much as I didn't want to do it, I knew I had to get snow off the car. So I get out and take a snow off the car. And then I drive off and I drive like half an hour, maybe 45 to this spot to drop to get in a bus and go to the thing. And I get, I stopped the car and I can't find the keys.
I'm like, where's the keys? And then I try to start the car again. And the car doesn't start. You lost the keys.
But somehow, I lost the keys in the parking lot for sure. Oh, the hotel. So you drove off. And then I drove off and the car kept going for an hour.
That's weird. You're right. Because I thought it would switch off. You're idiot.
Yeah. I was born about that. I was a funeral and I was, I'm still, it like did something to me. Like my body doesn't, I feel like I'm exhausted.
I feel like I'm just hard to handle all that stuff. You know, like I feel like I was like, I got to say stuff and all of a sudden that put on pressure. You did really good though. Thanks dude.
But then I went back to Texas to do stand up the next night where they do Kill Tony, The Secret Show, a red band had me on all those guys. And I bombed hard. I was having a panic attack before I went on stage. I don't know what happened, but I just when I got back from Utah and sleep.
And then when I was in the hotel room, I didn't really sleep. And then when I went to the club, I was just like shaking and couldn't eat. I was just like, man, this is like one of the toughest feelings I've had in a long time. I just want to go to bed.
But I'm on The Secret Show, you know. And then all these good guys came up, Jake Gilles killing it and Tony Hitchcliffe and then the guy that was on before me is like a laser boy or some guy, Uncle Laser. Yeah. And he was like, super coked out.
And I just got kind of dizzy. And when I went on stage, I was like, man, I feel like I'm going to faint. And then I did talk about being gay to people in Texas. Didn't go that well.
I think the only thing that was funny about it is that I brought that up. So I bombed in front of all those people. I felt like I was super hyped on going to Texas and trying to do something good. And I did not do good at all.
And some of those guys came up to me afterwards, hey, that's a crowd stuff. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, whatever. So that was a bummer. But it was to be, I feel like I was just in a little bit of a like shock thing.
I couldn't make my brain fire off anything. I was just like, do what you know you do. And I'm like, this isn't working. And I don't know what else to do.
So I'm leaving. Thank you, everybody for having me. Yeah. Feeling or you just you're an unarmed man.
You just go out on stage and I'm an armed man. And they could see it. Yeah. Right.
Somebody said that's the most nervous you've been. That I've seen. Wow. If anybody knows the trick for flipping that thing on and off, you obviously had circumstances.
But you know, Greg Fitzimmons has told me he's one of the greats that he's like about 50% of the time. He like can't wait to go out on stage. If 50% of the time, he's like, why would anybody come to see me? I'm the least interesting, entertaining person in this world.
That's what I thought. Yeah. Right. That was a real cool way to think.
When you grab the mark, too. If Greg hasn't figured out how to solve that puzzle. Yeah. Okay.
Good. We have no hope. Okay. Well, then I can do with it as long as I know someone else is dealing with it.
That's fair. But I did do your mom's house with Tony. And I felt like that went really well. And then I did Drew's after Doc, after Doc podcast where I felt like that went really well.
So I think that'll be good for this show. Hopefully people are checking it out right now because I'll wait that probably isn't out yet. But maybe you will. I don't know.
Hey, I'm Jason Ells. That's Tully and that's the thing. Hey, my wife is on the other camera. That's Katie.
Hey, everybody. Nope. No, Katie. It'll be in there.
It'll be in there. Oh, okay. Yeah. You're not to talk about it too much, but it doesn't feel right.
But your speech and Rob's speech were super touching. And from both levels. And I really knew Ken through both of you and Rob. And then got to know him really well.
Both of you guys. And the journey that both you two had had with him, it was your stories were super compelling and super touching and really lifted the room in a way for a man that we look at him in different ways. And we just thought we were looking like Ken. But this guy had infiltrated industries over years and decades.
And I'm not talking just built to shoot company and sold a shoot company. Define the way that you do media with a huge industry cars. And it still doesn't feel real. And the way that it was set up, it's still just you're like, oh, yeah, really tough one that I think as both myself and you and even the pain with that brother, there's a hole there and that hole never gets filled.
And then that's the same way. I think we can. That hole never gets filled. And then you think for his close ones for Lucy and the kids.
And like that's what really hurts. I know. That's the bit that hurts the most. You see he's the one who's supposed.
Yeah, I'm going to freak out. Let's move on. Maybe it would show you guys up to see the president of South Sudan piss himself. Sure.
South Sudan. Yeah, I don't think it is. I don't think it is. I don't think this guy is going to the Matrix.
Can we, can we, where is South Sudan? Yeah. It's an Africa. Did you know?
I was going to say that or Arabia, which is obviously a country. Yeah, South Sudan is just left of Arabia. Lawrence is there. Right down Potsamamam, mom's house left of Arabia.
And there you are. I know a guy to barbecue place in Texas now. Oh, you do? If we go, it's the best barbecue in Texas.
He likes to get it. Does he like K-chucks? No, probably not. He knows I'm friends with Tony Hawk.
That's more of how I can get you a barbecue. Yeah. So this guy, there's lots of political corruption in Africa. And I can't say that I know a lot about this guy in particular, but he seems like a classic example of the guy who like got into office and he's like, that last guy stole all your money.
I'm going to be the one that does right by the people and lifts this country up. And then they elect him. He's like, I'm exactly the same as the last guy. I'm going to take all of your money and I'm going to build castles and it's going to be a miserable place to live.
And if anybody objects to the way that I'm doing it, I'm going to arrest them and have them beat up. And he's really, really old. And people all think whatever you may have thought of him is prime. It is time for him to step down.
And this might be the video that demonstrates that that might be an accurate take on the situation. So they're playing, I think, the national anthem. They're opening up. We got car washers.
Which one is the one with the camera? Yeah, he's the main dude. I think it's already streaming down his leg. Oh, yeah.
Oh, wow. Yeah. Do you think he knows? That's the question.
And he's like, I do not care. Look at the coming out of the funnel forming. He knows the camera. Yeah, that camera pulls away.
I think somebody saw the camera seeing it and said you got to get that off of him. And the people of course, there's people who benefit from being from a corrupt regime. You know, they're cronies with the guy. So there's a lot of things.
Should we, um, then what's cool? Should we, uh, okay, man, she hit him first. And when you're intoxicated, anything can happen. That's what he said.
Yeah, you've already got a deal. You don't need to leak it that hard. Yeah. You're fine.
You know, that was an unnecessary taint lick. It was a bad look. I'm sorry to go. He's friends with him.
And I think he's still cool. I just think that was like an unnecessary ball. Like you didn't. Oh, I haven't seen it.
Yeah, he's like, you know, I've done crazy things to him. I'm like, yeah, so I did. Yeah, I was flat to check. I never slapped my wife in a club.
I was trying to justify it. And even Dana came back and was like, don't justify it. Yeah, but it was still said. Right.
I'm like, why would you go in on public and be like, yeah, man, I'm, you know, these, you know, he hit him. He hit him. Can't say that. Right.
You think slap fighting lately, like the guy with the swollen head look like he's dying, dude. Okay, so we're not dying. So we're not talking about Dana White anymore. No, okay.
And we're not talking about Dana White's slap fighting Fiesta. I thought I just brought it up. Come to see the TBS. They just saw a promo of a guy's face fall off.
No, I've not seen it. I'm not watching it. They had delayed it on this. It was supposed to debut, like two weeks after the unfortunate incident.
They pushed it. Exactly. The network didn't want it. They had to move it to another network.
Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Good for TBS. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, no, it was paramount originally. I thought no. It was TBS.
We should probably. I saw that it was TBS in the original. Okay, cool. Okay.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. There's like 87,000 channels and four companies own them also.
It may have been paramount in TBS, and they might be the exact same thing. It's like two dudes. Right. It really is.
Fine. I'm in tobacco. And I'm not fond of either of them. All right.
All right. Go back to the same with I just want to say real quick, Michael, you can't blame rich famous people anymore because we're all people. And if we were rich and famous, we would do the same. I'm starting to believe that the only reason that I'm gay is because I got too rich and too famous.
And I start smoking marijuana and marijuana makes you gay. Is that what you're doing? I heard that off somebody today. Yeah, there you go.
Marijuana makes you gay. You should be the poster child for that. And I think Conor McGregor has been smoking a little too much. Wait if you know what I mean.
That's what I'm saying. Eating a bit by the game. I'm going to jump up and bid him when he wasn't looking. He's like, let's have for a minute.
Remember that? Yeah, I do. He couldn't run away. One right.
And the gay news got bit because I was like, ah, I see. He's got a bit from this. Ha. And then blatched on and gave him the homosexual virus known as the gay man.
I have like a weird image of YouTube boning right now. Yeah, I would do that. I would do that. Like who would be top of that makes everybody hate me more?
He'd be top of bottom. Okay. I'm a power flipper. You're bigger than you're told in him, right?
I would destroy him. They would clearly be a struggle for ground control. Yeah. Somebody establishes the mount.
Oh, this would be super good. I got like at least 20 pounds. Now I would pay for that. Me too.
Wait, did I just say I'd pay for him to be a president? You don't know what's going to happen. You've got to go down. You've got to go down.
You've got to go down and you've broken the woman. He can hit a woman. Conor? Yeah.
It could happen. You can hit him. If you're in football, you can hit him. If you make like 20 million a year, you can hit a woman.
They're not crazy. That's the truth. Why are you that rich people do that? You guys?
What's the matter? The amendment thing? You should be coming for them. Right.
Not the government. Because they got what they got. They got the thing where they do the on the computer and they press a button and you go. So well, your machine guns are idiotic that you're going to beat that.
We're thrown. Yeah. They got the satellite. They got the headspace, cameras in space.
You cannot get that camera. You cannot shoot it out with the greatest shotgun you have. And you go, and you disappear. You vaporize.
You vape who rise. You're like rushing your head from space. But you could kill. You could like say, hey, man, no, you don't get to not pay taxes.
We're coming to your house with all the grenades and stuff, and we're like, no, you mean to do it? Do it. Do it. Then you go.
Now you're doing something for your country. Slappin' women. Time out. Yeah.
The thing that bums me out the most about it is that it'd be one thing if we just lived in a world where we just openly acknowledged that there's a different set of rules for one group of people than another group of people, but the same people who would go out of their way to tell you, you know, unless you put hands on a woman. Well, okay. Well, now he did it. He did the thing.
He crossed the line. The next war was the uncrossable line. And just because fucking ESPN wants to soft pedal it because they're all in bed. That's why another thing goes so connected with the powerful people in the world.
It's just like, please move on. No, I'm not disagreeing. Dingo will be in the future. Dingo will be allowed to hit women.
That's unfair to say. I'm not saying you will. I'm saying that you will be able to go on YouTube, slap a woman across the room and be like, oh fuck it, Dingo. And that's it.
You'll be fine. Greg, I'm sorry, Dingo will have a pass to go to like the radio city music called Rockettes at a Christmas performance line as they line up getting ready to do their dance finale, get launched out of the cannon with his hands out. So we can slap a 150 of them in rap. It's screaming.
Pilets are matching women's faces, slapping them all. Slap all of you. Yeah. And straight to breakfast the next day.
What? It's unexcusable. And he probably should have stepped down for a little bit. Yeah, it's unexcusable, but it was excused.
Yes. That's what we do. I'm a part of the problem. I don't know if it fights this weekend.
I don't know if we're seeing the end of that. The end of what? The data. What's spiraling down he's super not gay.
And I feel like when he finds out Connor's gay, let's get a bunny man. This is all speculation. I don't know. I mean, I am a straight gay guy.
So my gay is pretty sharp, but I don't know if he's sure he hasn't tried to suck me off. He has fucked some of my friends, but they will probably launch some of my trans fans were probably lying. Oh, wow. Spits a lot.
I mean, I like everybody's gay there. You know that. Does he like the taco stands? I've never got sucked off.
Not cuck, cuck. That's kind of what happens in Los Angeles. Is that a taco stand? Taco Tuesdays, baby.
Yeah. Benito's tacos on Santa the wrong taco shop. I'm going to the taco shop depends on where you are. Yeah.
East LA. It's all the vag. That's what's called tacos. Ladies just rip the pants off down there.
You mentioned, we got to wrap up here. You mentioned random vagina. Yeah. Really?
Like if they just like come over here and lick my vag and pull the pants down. And I'm not saying it's a bad one. I'm saying it's an average VJ. I mean, do you do it?
Probably. Really? That opportunity only presents itself so often. The problem is I got to see it before.
But just the whole bit where they came running out of nowhere and said, hey, lick me fudge. I was trying to think that it's not the first time they've done it. I reckon she might have done it like just have a streak of somebody else that has a mouth that I don't want to make out with. Do you know what I'm saying?
Have a look. Like how do I know she didn't know offense to the dude, my neighbor? But she might have asked the neighbor before she got here. See, young me would have hesitated.
That's the thing. I didn't think these things through. I can bet the most deranged alcoholic dingbat at a par. I must be very high.
If it's super into me. If it's there dangling in front of my face, I've seen some people that were really hideous to blow me. Yeah. See, there you go.
You paid them. Yeah. And like bit coming in. Prostitutes.
Oh, yeah. 50 bucks, mate. Dancing Kilda. They were not hot.