Bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum uh uh uh uh uh uh activism Welcome to Jurassic Park right haha There's I mean you don't have a soul if something doesn't like trigger inside you and you start hearing that Or you're just too young or too old I don't know maybe not too old have you have you not seen Jurassic Park? No no, maybe not too young either because I think the new ones use the same music they have to its requirement Oh is it? Yeah, they slowed it down more creepy horror vibes Welcome to Dan and Bradley forever I'm Dan am ready Everybody should be looking forever. Yep, this week, if you couldn't guess, we're talking about dinosaurs.
That's ours, man. I'm excited about it. Yeah. Yeah, I think everyone pretty much has a kid and went through some phase of liking dinosaurs.
Yeah, with the exception of one of our friends that for some reason, one of my friends in Oklahoma, Jeremy Thomas to talk to you, recently found out you didn't go through a dinosaur phase. This bothers me, man. Even my wife went through a dinosaur phase. Everybody does.
Yeah. Even if it's like squashed out of you, like in, you know, binary gender roles of the past, like, no, no, that's for boys, like even girls being told, like, oh, that's boy stuff, put it away. They were still interested, man. You're lying if you say otherwise.
You know what's weird before Jurassic Park came around, which everyone knows what Jurassic Park is, but raptors weren't a big thing. They weren't the big things animal. They weren't vlogs raptor. T-rexes?
Oh, cute. T-rex was a big one. My wife's favorite was Steggosaurus. Steggo.
Mm. I think I was a fan of the Bronto. The long neck. Yeah, Bronosaurus.
Little foot if you may. We were just going to be jumping around. Oh, yeah. Sorry.
I'm getting ahead of myself here. But no, yeah. So everyone pretty much has a favorite dinosaur. Do you know what yours was as a kid?
Triceratops. Really, Triceratops. I think it was. Bronosaurus was always fun.
I mean, T-rex I think every boy kind of like T-rex. I don't know. It always eats all the other dinosaurs. I don't know.
I think it's because I don't know if it was maybe it's Fantasia, the original one. There's a cartoon. I think it's Fantasia, where there's like some epic dinosaur fight between a T-rex and a Triceratops. And you don't think the Triceratops is going to win because it's not a meteor.
You end up fucking them up with the horns. Yeah, get them horns. I'm on that guy's team. Fuck yeah, Triceratops.
Yeah, I don't know man. There's so many different dinosaurs. I didn't realize like when you think of T-rex, but there's more than just the T-rex. And they all look the same, but kind of the same.
Yeah. Was it weird you out that that was a thing? What was the thing? Excuse me.
Dinosaurs. Weird me out that dinosaurs were a thing. Yeah. No, I don't think so.
I've always been cool with extinction. So I purposely brought the iPad into the lab. Wow, lab, huh? Yeah.
This is the danger lab. I don't know what to call this room where we record. It's better. Yeah.
Steve, StudioDB. Yeah. What would it be original? Too Spag.
Already called it Dan and Brandon. No, DB stands for Too Spag. Ah, good one. No, that's what they're going to start calling our show.
What are you looking up on this iPad here? I just have a rough estimate of the years. Yeah. OK.
Check this out. Well, that's another thing. Certain dinosaurs didn't live with other dinosaurs because they were in the Jurassic period and the Thoracic period. And there's a whole bunch of different periods.
There's three main periods where the dinosaurs were thriving. The Triassic, the Jurassic, and the Cretaceous. Yeah. And this was all in the Mesozoic.
Yes. Which is kind of like our Middle Earth. It's like the Middle Period of what happened on Earth. Because what's crazy to me is, and it doesn't.
OK. This is just how my stupid brain works. Because I'm like, oh, really old dinosaurs. I forget about the fact that there were, oh, let's see here, a hundred and 350 million years of life on the Earth before the dinosaurs showed up.
Yeah. 490 million, roughly, when the Cambrian period, where multi-seldered organisms showed up. Fuck. It's a lot of time.
Yeah. I mean, millions of years. Everybody's like, well, how did all this happen? Over a long fucking time is how all this happened.
Well, where did we evolve? I don't know. Somewhere over the last 500 million years. We had a while to figure it out.
Slowly, very slowly. Like, civilization has come along quickly since we've come about. I mean, look at 500 years ago. Yeah.
Like, what was that? The 1500s? Well, what's recorded history? What?
2003,000 years ago? Yeah, nothing. Not million. Not million.
Not tens of thousands. Not hundreds of thousands. They think people what? Maybe a million years ago, if we're lucky, maybe one and a half, two million.
We are already rocking this shit, though. Oh, fuck yeah. Like, in the meantime, we've had to compare everything else. We're killing it.
Mostly because we're already dinosaurs. We're killing it. Yeah, we're crushing this Earth. Fuck you, dinosaurs.
We're going to another planet. The part that I never really was able to differentiate, we're like, which one we're just, which ones we're just like, I don't know. We're just going to let them in with dinosaurs like fucking saber tooth tigers. Yeah.
We'll kind of lump them in with that period, but they're not really. Were they around with dinosaur around? I guess. That's where we're like that.
Also, when do you shop calling it dinosaur dinosaur? Crocodile's a fucking dinosaur. Right. Right.
I mean, it is. It is. I mean, technically a cockroach is a dinosaur. What's the big fish?
Do you think it's going to go down? No, the real life fish. I mean, obviously make it down. But living today, the ones that are really huge live out in the ocean.
Sharks? I mean, it's fucking like prehistoric fish that still exist. Oh. Um, starts with sea maybe?
I can't really believe it. Well, okay. No, not Megalodon. There's, I know what you're talking about.
You know what I'm talking about though. It's somewhere between like a saltwater crack and like a whale. No. No, no.
Or no, again, I'm thinking Megalodon. This is just a fish. What the fuck are you talking about? It's a fish.
But it's like a super old fish. Like, I mean, it's a prehistoric fish, but it's still a lot of fish. Oh, there's lots of those. Yeah.
Like they were just like super deep. Like dinosaurs, like super scaly and. Yeah. Looks like they're made of armor.
Super deep, like don't even know that things have changed. Yeah. Like what's going on? Oh, everything's dead.
Cool, I'm going back down here. Yeah. Where the earth really began. Deep under water.
Yeah, or did it? I don't know. I don't know. I would think deep under water.
I think sunlight. So it's kind of crazy. Around the time the dinosaurs popped up? Mm-hmm.
Is it roughly around the time? 250, 240 million years ago? Where we really started to have a more permanent structure for the ground I guess. I didn't know that.
Like the earth's crust today was mostly fantastic. Was mostly formed like 240 million years ago really yeah like the current structure like where everything is kind of falling like when paint you Broke up yeah, yeah, yeah, like you know the lava is cooled and you know things have been gathering dust and there's organic matter That's been growing and dying and growing and dying and growing and dying and creating this up the layers of the soil That's yeah, you never think about that but like yeah when there was first grade There's no way there's soil no cuz soil is or get decompose organic material mixed with rock No somebody didn't come in here like in paint shop and just be like Shh Here with a little soil over here. Yeah some rocks here. Yeah, sorry.
Sorry part fast I'm sorry. Did you say sorry part fast? Yes reference to hitchhikers guy to the galaxy Ah, you know making the planets. Yeah, the mice people yeah, the mice people and they're making the plants and dudes got like a giant fucking fire How's an spelling ocean with I love those books.
Yeah, it's like the first book series ever read all the way through It's pretty good one. It's pretty good one. Oh, yeah What was your favorite dinosaur? Bronto Bronto why would you pick a bronze source?
They're the biggest just size. Yeah You just feel like nothing to fuck with bronto swords. Yeah, man He's with the family like get the fuck out. You see your ass fight.
No, you've never seen that No, is there like a special website? You can go watch your ass watch you just look up dress fighting They swing their necks at each other and it looks like it would kill them disturbing like I shouldn't be watching that Yeah, the other special valve in their head that when they go to drink water cuts Their blood flow off to their brains so the brain doesn't explode Because all the blood pressure if they've been down to drink their head would fill with blood whoa Because they're next or so long so is that like when you're trying to pee in the morning? Yeah, and it'd be easier for you to do a handstand. Yeah Anyways, I guess let's give them the reason why we're so talking about dinosaurs this week Oh, yeah, just mostly because you just want to talk about it.
Yeah, just a little bit So we've been playing a game called arc archival evolved it's been around for like many many years almost as long as dinosaurs But it's but it just recently like got a full final release, but yeah, basically you're just alive for these dinosaurs We're like the party's what we're saying. Yeah, but it's super fun And we're having a good time. It's really fun and it yeah, it does remind you like wait dinosaurs do kick ass like why Why do I not think about or read about or look into dinosaurs ever? I think it's just because it's so so part of your life slash culture.
Yeah, you just kind of like take them for granted I'm sorry down the source. I've had me for granted. I'm sorry English source. Hey little spiky guy with a tail I like him too as a kid which one the one with the spiky tail.
I thought that was a single No, that is they but not the fins on the back But I'm just like a turtle with a spiky shell and a spiky tail. There's so many of them. Yeah, that's yeah So you touched on it when we were talking earlier about doing this and we damn near did an episode on the phone because we're so So about talking about dinosaurs. Yeah, which is weird I know I guess you don't get to talk about dinosaurs and it's always in the back your head like You want to touch on the whole like dinosaur conspiracy thing?
Yeah, I know not read much back up on it I ended up not doing research like I said I was going to I mean It's pretty much back in the day when fossils were first found I say when fossils were obviously they were found long before Long long time ago, but some people believe that they were people created dinosaurs They're fake dinosaurs never existed that the bones they find were people buried these bones But I think that's bullshit. So I didn't really give any more thought I'm sure people did bury bones and I'm sure when fossils were first found people were just like no This is definitely the arm and it's like no that's a led to a different dinosaur like these are cow bones They're the fuck you trying to pull but I wonder how many dinosaurs were created that aren't real dinosaurs It's because like these bones look like they kind of fit yeah, just like piece together. Yeah, like if they found like multiple versions I know they have well I guess they really don't know until they find like the rare ones where they died whole and all the bones are there and they Can't hold body so this brings up a couple of different things in the 1800s in the United States and I'll have to I can't remember I'll have to look up there's like two factions I'm not smart. I learned this on drug history.
It's like the two the two other two families the McCoy's and have them away kind of was a little bit. I mean there's a rivalry. Yeah, it's a rivalry Yeah, I mean they weren't but I think a lot of it had to do with you know funding Yeah, and well not only the recognition, but you know money Hey, just go around the mother cover is gonna give you some money to find that or someone to pay for them or yeah Science shisters basically like oh, I need more money for my research. I'm gonna come up with some bullshit.
Well these two factions like kept sabotaging each other like this is like real fucking serious asshole activity going on between these two guys Like one dude would find something and then like set up a dig site and then be a big publicity The other guy would like not have found anything for a while So we'd like go to the dude's site and like fucking rebury the shit or like plant dynamite or like steal the bones and say that he found Someplace else yeah like back and forth nonsense all the time. So and after you said that to me I was like I can't remember those fucking names. I still don't remember him, but I looked it up and there's some dude named Sir Richard Owen known In England as the man who invented the dinosaur. Yes.
Is that what you originally? I was talking yes I thought so like he made up dinosaurs like dinosaurs fake and he came up with the theory and Somehow planted different animal bones to make it look like they fit together into this monstrosity See that's not what some of the articles I found are pointing out They're saying that before 1842 even the word dinosaur didn't exist Oh, is that what it means all dinosaur means is terrible lizard Terrible terrible lizard terrible lizard. I thought was terror like scary lizard. I don't know it'd be a lot cooler.
Yeah, either way So Where are all these giant bones coming from and you try to tell me that in 1842 was the first time they discovered giant bones Yeah, no, no, no, they didn't no and that's what this article is saying. They're saying This Richard Owen guy is trying to legitimize where's before people find him and just down the way no no No, this article is saying This is from BBC. It's not saying it's legit, but mr. Tom Mullen in February 2015 better than the onion dragons He's saying people thought they were having a very long history of dragons recorded throughout the world and nobody ever said the word dinosaur Or ever came up with anything called dinosaur until 1842.
I've never heard that before makes sense So you try and tell me we've got dragon bones everywhere The fuck you talking about oh, so you're saying they are dragons. That's what these guys are saying. They're saying Yeah, there were never dinosaurs. There were fucking dragons and dragons ruled the earth in the fucking Mrs.
Oh period seems like a little far fish to me, but here's the thing wings are gonna be thin boned Yep, and they're gonna be gone. Yep. Yeah Get all those but there's only sex though if you're dragging you're talking about flying if you're talking about flying dragons, right? The bones of regular dinosaurs are gonna be too thick.
They're not hollow bones They are they cuz they're like they think birds are the and predecessor ancestors ancestors of no which ones first Descendant yes, they're the descendant of dinosaurs kind of makes sense. I mean you look at a chicken some of them Yeah, but that would also kind of play into the dragon thing. That's what I'm saying like so maybe they could fly Yeah, I think back then there's a lot more oxygen in there That's why they were able to get so big That's why you can't have today because why was there more oxygen just there was Because of the holy firmament that the Lord put around you Oh Who knows maybe and then the meteor came in that giant giant mosquitoes. What about the bugs man?
That's you imagine me out that does freak me out like Read I mean that's kind of the thing that you just kind of gloss over as a kid you're like alright Bass and six foot long mosquitoes. Hey mom. How long is six feet and they're like like two of you put together and oh fuck Yeah, I mean even a dog size mosquito would be scary even if you walk by some mosquito. Yes, it's not something I want to mess with any any I mean anything big of the bug size The what are the big ones called the anopheles or something like that?
There's a large mosquito breed that floats around it. Oh, you know, they look like a fucking warshi up there It's like the we call mosquito killers. Yeah. Yeah.
I thought that was where mosquitoes, but the male version those are too big Those are too big. I found a regular mosquito regular mosquito the size of a core. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about No, no, no, no, I'm not like the big ones that I'm talking about it was just a red plain mosquito.
Oh fuck yeah I killed it And I was like that is the biggest I took a picture of it because it was so large I was like there's no way they can get big dude. The size of a quarter. Well, we were just saying that used to be six What long so maybe you know yeah, but the mosquito NBA you don't know yeah I didn't know this but insects and spiders and things like that can only grow their size is determined by the amount of oxygen in there Oxygenated area. I hate that word.
But that's crazy. Like I guess if you grew tarantulas not grow them If you bred them you could have like an oxygen tank that they lived in that was like a hundred percent oxygen I mean if you dangerous you could explode, but at the same time you could grow giant interesting theory I wonder if you'd like super saturated an area with oxygen and grow giant things Yeah, but then once they enter in the regular they basically can't breathe Yeah, like Superman take away the Sun you fucked. I thought why people in the south are fatter than people up north No, it's just their laser Actually people are north are much better. I'm thinking I'm gonna say I'm north I mean like Denver.
I know that's not north. I know this west but well, I know how to try it I'm from Indiana and people are fatter because it's cold longer. Mm. You can't get out of sight.
I'm skinny in Indiana Suck it home state. Oh So what what do you when you like about arc? I mean survival those game, right? Yeah, I know what that is You know, I guess we need to explain that too.
So it's it's basically you start off with nothing Yeah, literally nothing your fist so I think a little punch tree get a little wood and we'll pick up these rocks off the ground Okay, well now I have a primitive pickaxe I'm gonna hit a tree and some more rocks. Oh now I got an axe right basically just slowly build up over time But the problem is there's other players who have been on longer than you and they can come by with their I don't know what they built machine guns. That's really multiple problems This is one. Yeah, and then they move you down and hey guess what initially you're gonna hunger thirst not having proper shelter not having proper clothes dinosaurs dinosaurs will eat you the game's full of dinosaurs and Eventually, it's weird you do get to a point where it's like oh not where these things that I when I first saw them I was scared to death of now It's like yeah, so I promised them a couple times my upgraded this that or the other and they're dead and I'm not worried about But now there's this bigger threat.
It's basically a playable dino riders Which is yeah eventually you can tame them and get him to pick berries for you whatever you want to do some Do you know you don't remember that show or the toys the writers? Yeah, man It is fucking hilarious to me now thinking about it because you even recognize it when I brought it up the other day in the conversation and then I start describing you're like oh, yeah Make perfect sense when I was a kid now hilarious So like the evil dino rider guys would like use their machines to control the dinosaurs and they had the brain box Yeah, and they would like forcibly brain mush the yeah Make the dinosaurs like submit to them and then there's like the good guys and they're like hippies basically they're like We're in the nice to the dinosaurs They're all wearing like leaf clothes and shit like riding brontos and a bunch like they all the herbivores were their friends And that must be the one I'm thinking of some metal contraption going around a dinosaur's head Yeah, trusty shooting off. Yes exactly that's from that. That's what that's from okay or just like any 80s daydream Or you could have just been rocket launches onto your exes and shit So as far as like I guess pop pop pop pop culture and dinosaurs you remember the dinosaurs TV show that you hate I hated that show mostly because of the smallest Dinosaur the baby dinosaur not the mama exactly not the baby either gets just that you need to go That phrase make my skin crawl you need to go look up the last 10 minutes of that show the final episode You're not the first person tell me that the end of the show is real fucked up.
Yes Basically, I guess spoiler alert. I mean for a show that's ended 10 years 20 years ago. Yeah at least 20 So the at the end is basically Oh, there's a giant meteor in the sky and it's gonna kill everyone and the families huddled together scared and the meteor hits The earth everything starts getting really cold. Yeah, basically everyone dies Damn.
I need to look at that. I remember correctly. That's what I remember on YouTube. Yeah, I'm sure you can find somewhere But yeah, I remember watching that and I was kind of like man, of course you have the most famous dinosaur show for Flintstone Right the Flintstones Flintstones Dino.
Yeah, the big ribs that gets on its plate makes it struck fall over All the dinosaurs had little jobs like the man like the dishwasher was a dinosaur Yeah, like lived underneath the sink. Yeah Yeah, the shower was the mammoth yeah Maybe they were the first time riders Don't know Flintstone ratters. No, but Denver the last dinosaur. Oh, that's a deep one my brother.
Remember that shit I don't remember that there was a Dinetopia Dinetopia whoa, I don't remember that I think that was one where it's like a real life movie, but they had like CG dinosaurs that they Found or something. I can't remember what we what was it call? I might not have been Dinetopia I thought it was walking with dinosaurs walking with dinosaurs. Yeah, we watched the shit out of that show That's what it was this was that was back when you know, there's no T.
Beau and shit. What about lost in time? Lost in time. No, no, no lost in time.
No Islands I can't remember right in the middle of what I'm saying not lost in space, but that's the one about time travel they get stuck in the pre So we'll fair me to movie about it Lost in time center of the earth land of the lost land of the lost Yeah, you fucking sleest I still it's still a time travel maybe show. There's a dude my hometown that would like call nasty bitches Lee stacks because of that show Sleece deck over here But yeah, there's no man I remember walking with dinosaurs I mean that's that's right when I first started dating my wife and I mean it was a big shit That was network television. Yeah, like that was like a mini series and the big draw was Obviously a show load of CG which was a big deal at the time because of Jurassic Park You know they had started to dial that shit in and what a lot of people don't realize or didn't realize Was that one of the tricks the Jurassic Park use and that show use is they would use? Cg for the long shots and then and electronic's up close to like give you the impression that it was real Yeah, I've always I've like an event man like people like put that shit aside in their schedule.
I've always had a I've always loved animatronics more than CG. Yeah, me too I mean I get it for like big battle scenes, but like yeah close up character like I don't get me started on the completely ruined original Star Wars trilogy. Oh, yeah I know the whole episode on why that's there was no reason for them to add that explosion at the end There's no reason to add the little dinosaur here there not dinosaur alien. What are you gonna call it?
No, we're changing Panic in out for fucking what's his nuts that douchebag that everybody hates yeah Christensen and christensen doesn't belong in return to Jedi. I'm sorry fuck off. No, he doesn't belong in any of them Honestly, but why I get why they did it cuz if they do that Oh, that's when he was good, but it was never really good He was always a dick it was awkward. So I just went and saw them I remember going to see them when they were really re-released and the first one a new hope wasn't that bad They didn't change that many things.
I mean there was a little awkward on Tatooine They would add like a little you know, whatever those things you call them. Yeah, I don't know Giant lizard. Yeah, they rode around. Yeah, whatever got us.
I was even as a kid. I'm like that's a little weird But it wasn't that bad and then Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi were so fucking overdone Did you know that there's there was the same in? The production of Lord of the Rings where they were like just don't make it look like Star Wars Really? Yeah, like that was their saying around, you know the shop like doing CG and shit for those movies like Yeah, just don't make it look like Star Wars.
Yeah. Yeah, it makes sense though. Yeah, cuz it looks fake as shit. Well, I Think they jumped if you would have waited till now to be master them.
Yeah now would have been fine. Yeah, you jumped the gun But hell yeah, it would have been fine because I mean the first Avengers which was what at this point eight years ago nine years ago Yeah, it's been that long. Yeah, it's been a while But that should look real right did you know almost none of those scenes were actually shot on location. That is an entirely digitized New York All that shit's not real.
That's all green screen completely green screen. It's but still blows my mind like everything in it looked real. Yeah What are you guys? I was gonna talk about dinosaur.
Maybe that isn't technically dinosaur. Maybe okay? You ever see a smart brother's? Of course you saw that movie.
I mean technically they're dinosaurs. Well, Yoshi is and Yoshi. Yeah, Yoshi is Yes, it's about plumber's fighting dinosaurs then and you kind of look like Super Mario Brothers have a Look at the pipe. Oh, yeah, you don't like you know like a recent Mario.
You look like like old maybe like Mario one You know like eight bit Mario like yeah, I'm just gonna off work Mario. I'm very pixelated Oh man, no, no, I saw that shit. That's not her. Yeah I never came out.
I never really realized that it was dinosaurs. You don't think of it as dinosaurs I don't I don't think of the like little much people jump on but those were dinosaurs too the weird turtle guys as dinosaurs Yeah, but they were and so were the plants the plants were big spiky plants. I shoot fireballs. Yeah, that's Super realistic.
Yeah, I don't know what's crazy. They're totally good Ben dinosaurs, man They're not dinosaurs, but dragons or something dragon like Yes, because if you think that like the bones barely survived Who knows they could have been breathing fire and shit. We don't know people weren't around it Well, it's nothing. We don't know what color they were no idea.
They've been bright orange Yeah, which maybe they should have been because deer can't see bright orange. I remember as Gither was a book It was kind of like towing with that idea like wasn't coloring them like normal lizard colors. Yeah, and everybody freaked out Like oh, that's bullshit. We also we don't know what color they were believe a lot of dinosaurs had feathers It's true like Raptors had feathers like it wouldn't wouldn't continue on Then again, do we know they were feathers or spikes or spines.
I mean could solve really the same material No idea. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why we're really even playing art when I Just recently stopped playing the greatest dinosaur game ever and that's Turak down to $100 from 1997 If they remade it to rock and like they could do it good man I guess that's kind of what that's kind of what Farker I they did prime what primal was right they did there was a Turak that came out like a couple years ago. It was good.
I guess not in here, but nobody played it. Yeah But they think they focus more on like time traveling should so that make it somewhat interesting Yeah, but I remember being like I just hate it when you're too excited about a game That was just one that was me. I was well No, I wasn't disappointed, but there was a multiplayer aspect of that game because it came out after GoldenEye It was like 1997 Yeah, I remember getting hit by a bow or something. Yeah, there's bows But there's also like crazy weapons like there was like a brain drill and you launched it and it would like go up in the air And they would like it was like heat-seeking if it found you it was like Like drill into your brain that you're dude would be like screaming.
I can look it on look it up on YouTube later It's hilarious. There's a brain drill they like comes and finds you and drills in your mind It's fucking great. Hmm. I've always been a sucker for any game with a bow though.
Yeah, those are fun I don't know why like I want to kill you with a bow. Yeah, I will. Yeah Something we were playing recently was a black ops war no Yeah, there was yeah, there was something where I wanted to get or was it a battle ground player in battle grounds That's what it was it was pUBG. I'm like I can quit this game.
I got a bokeh when I get a fucking brusbo kill I pretty much did yeah, I got kind of your day. Yeah So what dinosaur would you be most afraid of if it was done for a lot of day fuck I'd be afraid of all of them I know but if you had to pick one like that's the last one I want to run into even the little fucking copy things Yeah, just anything can you imagine like a pack of those being outside the honey dog outside. There's copies Yeah, it's like they don't kill you and they can they can't bite. That's like saying cats don't kill you they could Yeah, well, I mean even fire ants bite.
Yeah, but I mean imagine if you had seven attack cats out front you wouldn't go outside Hell no like little kittens fuck that those things are gonna fuck me up. Yeah, 18 kittens 18 seven seven kittens that were like with some brain disease that was a totally dangerous thing ever Try and attack it is no one's all coming ah Most afraid I don't know would you be afraid of the smaller stuff the bigger stuff. I don't know man I feel like something like a t-rex is gonna ignore us Well, yeah, so I guess if you think about them as lizards Lizards generally hate us and they not hate us, but they're like okay. I need to get the fuck away from that Yeah, where's if it's the other way around like cats like a house cat is generally pissed off because it's smaller than you And they're tiny killers and they would much rather be killing things and the fact that they're trapped inside your house And they can't kill you or anything else is generally got them pissed off a giant cat Anything larger than a house cat is fucking you up.
Yeah for sure. It's gotta be the same thing with lizards Yeah, but you know the thing difference with him a mama lizarders. Lizards don't play with their food the way cats do Yeah, that's the same way. Hmm.
What wild cats don't play with their food. I bet you they do Yeah, I guess if their life is a little too good or something like maybe I don't know man I think like a raptor like a smart fast moo. Can you just imagine a fucking T-rex coming down the street right now? Just like smashing into buildings like oh, there's some fucked up T-rex like I could hide from a T-rex I can't I can't hide from a wrap.
I mean rappers gonna catch me T-rex is I guess it's fast to fuck We're all dead if Dodger's come back. We're all dead. It's only great live in the first one Life finds a way yeah Boom can't be a little Increditive my brother for calling out the fact that the the owner guy the old dude if you really isolate what that guy says through the whole movie He's fucking weird. Yeah, like yeah, he's just weird.
He's like he kind of seems like a Kid touching uncle and I'm like yeah, he does like if you just like watch his scenes through the whole thing Like man, that's really kind of fucked up. I'm telling you watching next time. He's weird. I'll have to do that pause Yeah, let's take a break.
You know shit's talking. Oh, yeah, we're back. We're back. Yep.
Hey little early Yeah, what did you want to talk so I guess what do you consider dinosaur is I saw a trailer for an upcoming movie? Dots of the new guys have you seen the trailer for it? No, I really want to see it though. Oh, I got a little fan dude Is Godzilla dinosaur?
I mean he's a kaiju a monster. Yeah, but he's basically a dinosaur, right? Pretty much. Yeah, but he like comes up all the things he fights are dinosaurs.
Yeah, true But no, I just I saw the new trailer for it I went and saw a movie I went saw the escape room the other day and I saw that trailer and I saw the show for Fallen Battle Angel or whatever have you seen the trailer for that? No, that looks like a strange other universe. I'm not aware of what What did you say fallen battle angel? Yeah, of a movie?
I Would you look up while I explain this movie all right fallen battle angel? I might not be nice. Just look up battle angel. Okay.
It's called like a need a battle angel or something like that Was this it like an anime theater where you know no, I'm telling you do this movie look so badass So basically like this robot girl This guy like raises his finds his robot girl fixes her fixes it. Yeah, you're sure real sure it's good No, did she get it was just like CG other girls like her like her she's CG Obviously, but like the same other people who are like all decked out and like robotics and there's but she's like a super. Yeah, Alita Alita, yes with the with the anime eyes. She still has anime eyes.
Yes. It's weird, but it looks badass I mean it does look badass, but they need to stop making those big eyes. Yeah, it's like why your eyes are big You know, we'll have that surgery, right? Yeah, it's fucked up.
I've had it. You can't tell No, there's be the lies before and I can't tell the difference. Oh, no, but that that movie looks bad I just I saw a bunch previews and I love what I love watching right? I love getting excited about movies coming out That's what you wanted to bring up before I'm gonna go Godzilla because Godzilla dinosaur.
Yes or no? I say yes, I say yes. I think he's a monster. Well, he's a monster, but he's a dinosaur.
Oh, we all monsters All right, so you're gonna bring up some Guinness book old records when it comes to dinosaurs like the biggest the fastest heaviest heaviest dinosaur was Argentina oh, that's funny Argentina source 77 tons Did you know like there's only so big an animal can get? Apparently not no and there is though because the weight to mass ratio like oh, yeah Yeah, eventually it has to be all bone to hold it support itself. Yeah, like under the gym But it's just crazy that something even as a kid you don't really think about like nothing can be bigger than X because When it gets asked to be a cube in order to support its weight totally agree And so this thing kind of looks like a brontosaurus if you want forever Equivalent to 17 African elephants. That's one thing.
That's one living thing. It's 17 elephants That's the best of the biggest fuck the heaviest. Oh, I'm sorry the smallest when you're considering what's a dinosaur It's about the size of chicken That's the smallest dinosaur and it's the left Lizzo Lizzo Lizzo fo that's weird I mean that you would just think they'd be something smaller than a lizard like there's no like I mean there'd be some small That chicken there's no like lizard sized dinosaurs, but I guess not this is probably the most irritated dinosaur because he's he's known as the brainiest dinosaur Oh, I would say you're dead because he can realize is that everybody else is a fucking moron. Oh What it's kind of how I feel what type of I mean what is true?
He's willing as the hunt he's known as the hunting dinosaur He's a roughly two meters long and had the size similar to a mammal or bird of today had stereoscopic vision and grasping hands Sweet scary the brainiest dinosaur. Yeah, that's the one is what true done. Oh gotcha I thought you said oh do and I thought you said there was a bad dinosaur named the brainiest dinosaur I was like what yeah, I might as well. I was that doesn't make you mean like you any less digosaurus the dumbest dinosaur You know stoopy spiky tail and fins right tallest was the brachio Breakio, but I go sorry.
I don't tell where you don't use meters European fucks 18 meters 18 and a half meters. So what is that? What's 18 times three? Yeah, that's I said it's almost 60 feet No, yeah, 20 times three is 60.
Yeah, you almost said a little more than three feet fuck I've a cliff that was 60 feet and I wish I hadn't it's tall. How would you do that? That's horrible. It's like a six door building Yeah, it's I was at a rock or in yeah, yeah, I don't like doing some who's super scary you fall for a long time so long It scares you I've jumped off something that's like 30 feet Your brain when you've fallen for too long and you're like, oh, we had a good life There's there's like a weird panic beyond panic a peaceful panic that your brain turns inside out you're like, oh, this is too far We've gone too far.
I don't know why you're doing a mistake, but you're probably gonna die soon your brain is just like you're so many Ben flags I've run out of material to make flags It's like I know your friends made it, but you made a statement you're gonna die horribly Did you not notice that sunken car in front of you? You're fucked the fastest dinosaur was the it's your source I don't know Raciosaurus drop drum hippies drum hippies 60 miles an hour pretty fucking fast oldest I hold us like I want to live the longest. I'll be real. No one that lived the longest oldest known Like the first beginning of the period so the first dinosaur basically yeah This can't be real.
That's me. Just say it this salt opus No, you you're a totally a small part of or that lived 245 million years ago in Scotland It goes great with the pepper poise right the salt opus like that's so fitting like an angry tiny Dinosaur that grew up in Scotland. Oh fuck this. I'm the only one A tiny angry Little tiny kill Action dinosaur Oh action dinosaur in Twitter if you haven't I mean there's lots of the Megaladons the one that freaks me out I don't think that's the word.
I would think a plethora source and that one is called the long neck ones basically the What's champ? Blockness monster basically. Oh, yeah, what was it called? Plathiosaurus or something?
Oh, yeah with the fins Yeah with the long necks and the shark teeth. That's yeah, that scares more than Megalodon. Oh, yeah, that's a good point That's interesting. I never knew a hundred eight species of dinosaur been discovered in Britain apparently Britain was a Mesozoic period lamb bridge kind of like the one in Alaska is to Russia for us, but it's covered with water by now Yeah, where Britain was apparently there was a lamb bridge between Asia and the North America And so that's where I bet you Iceland and Greenland probably as well.
That's where a lot of dinosaurs would like to have a migrant route Yeah, Greenland. Yeah, it would be yeah We're sweet. Anyway, we've got a new segment on the show. Yeah, we do What are we gonna name it?
I don't know final thoughts with a different final thoughts chicken soup for this soupy soulless Oh, man, how about um, what'd you talk about? No, that's horrible. No, that's bad I hope you get that out of the episode. Honestly, not going to what about uh This right here this right here.
This right here. You ready Dan? This right here We're totally gonna change the name if some other names let us know but this I feel like I had this right here Where would you go to eat if you had a thousand dollars to spend? Man, that seems like a shitty question.
Oh, we can redo. We got a whole basket full of these things. Yeah Where'd you find these like a like they were getting thrown away at my house So clearly they were like on the clearance rack at pottery barn or something? They were just at a drawer for over here in the town.
Okay. All right. Let's try another one. That's not a question How about this?
Which food vacations would be most interesting to you? Okay unlimited money. Yeah, where would you like to travel just to try the food? India.
Oh really? Yeah, I feel like Indian food is the most complex in the world. I have not had a whole lot of Indian food Man, we need to go eat some Indian food. I would I would be just I was just I was just almost we didn't even talk about your cruise I was it was fun.
It's cruise. The Bahamas is dirty and trashy. No, it's not it totally is be nice, dude It's not totally dirty and trashy it is yeah. Did you go on any excursions?
Yeah, well, then you don't know because it's beautiful No, it is beautiful. Yeah, but our parts is suck. But yeah, most of it suck No, most of it doesn't suck most of the areas you went to sucked It's a beautiful quiet peaceful land with nice people. Yes, if you get away from like nasa on free port Yeah, I'm talking about now.
There's like nobody around nasa is more like a very place. Yeah, mostly Yeah, unless you're like what's the big resort Atlantis? Yeah But yeah, I had some Indian food on I had some curry chicken on the boat, which I don't know how I like non-bred non is amazing. Non is amazing a lot of it has to do with those Tendery cooking pots, man You want to have a tender chicken everyone talks about like giving them the shits.
I've never had that issue A lot of its finger food right like you're dipping stuff with bread or rice and what it's designed to be Yeah, I've always wanted to go like a legit Indian restaurant, but I'm afraid I'm not gonna be at a legit one Dude, I'll take it. Which one tastes of india over my sashl? No the one off the other one the one off The one across the street near that cross street from where? Taste of India.
Oh, really? Yeah far superior trust me. I'm probably like in the hair of steed or parking lot area Right across street from there right next to the it looks like it's an old pizza Oh, that's the one I was just that's not taste of any of the other down street That's the one you're talking about. Yeah.
Yeah, it's fantastic. Yes And their menu changes daily. There's one up on rivers in the old pizza in yeah, that one's not bad Mo took me there one time. Yeah, it was medium.
Yeah, but any of it's pretty complex though. Oh, I know it's complex Well, that's like you know, one of their basic dishes probably 20 ingredients Well, in the grocery store they sell curry powder, but curry powder is not really a thing Because there's no recipe for curry. No, that's a point Yeah, like no curry powder is just several different ingredients. It's almost like shoot like I'm gonna have to Curie's not a plant curries plant Pause it.
We're finding out right now. Do it. You start looking why I talk about my mug. Okay, so I would have to go I'm going Asian for sure.
Okay. Although I do love a fish and chip. I can get that anywhere Right, but I'm thinking food vacation. Yeah, go in justice of freaking eat Tokyo Tokyo.
That would be my second choice Yeah, we're probably be um, oh Then again, maybe Greece. Oh the mid east or Mediterranean well, that's the thing that I mean middle east is basically Mediterranean Yeah, well, yes everything around the Mediterranean see everything around that seat It's pretty much the same. Yeah, that's sure. Just everyone who was influencing each other for thousands of years But because of that there's some fantastic food You would think you would because of Egypt is there too like there's a lot of stuff now that thing about you know India Egyptian buddy mo who I'm sure listens to the show Indian food has to be one of the most tasteful foods because they're like They're the start of the spice trade like a lot of it They had all the flavor first.
So what do they know that? For some reason you would think Europeans would have good flavor too, but apparently that's not the case Boom motherfucker curry is a plant. Mm. Well, you think green curry is it's immature curry What now that's what I thought he's reading right now.
It's like so pissed that I was right about something I think I don't think that's what's in curry though. It is what's in curry or maybe what I'm maybe I'm thinking of Well blueberries aren't really in blueberries things shut up. What are you talking about? I don't know.
I'm gonna read something about curry that it's not something already is something I don't know that doesn't make any sense But like actual curry food. There's not like a recipe you can't like hey here's Indian curry because The curry dish is not based off one particular ingredient. Right? You know, it's not like chili powder where it's it chili powder is chili's powdered up Our cumin is a mixture of different ingredients.
Okay. Well, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Yeah.
Yeah, you're right. So there's not Yeah, you're right. There's no one curry I can't even say curry recipe like it's not you can't say oh, I want curry chicken because it's not a recipe for curry chicken You know I'm saying there's not an exact recipe for it. It's kind of like saying I want to bowl of chili Well, what kind of fucking chili do you want meat chili bean chili?
Now do you see why I want to go to India? Yeah Yes, it's dark and mysterious. There's a lot of shit going on there, man Moraka would be pretty nice too, man. I got same area there, right?
Pretty close. Yeah, same ocean, right? Where's that? It's Indian Ocean, right?
That's not something. I think it's right. I think it's on the other side. I'm not good with yogurt.
On the Pacific side? No, only a nice line. Yeah Hmm things upper Atlantic side on the hump. You get a map in here.
Either way, it's close enough to be pretty good That's just a shit picture. I just wanted to shit Let's ask captain. Hey captain. Hey, buddy.
It's got kind of a map look to it. Yeah. Yeah, but it's definitely just a shit I should get a map There's a little bit of right in the background. Yeah, I thought so Oh, yeah, he just got up out of his chair to see if that was actually a map.
All right, well that I mean, what are we gonna call this episode? Dinosaurs? Am I right? Dinosaurs, we didn't know about shit.
Crazy ass dinosaurs. Basically Dan Brent were excited about dinosaurs this week. Is that the Not only the episode. I mean it's best we talk about what we're excited about.
I think so You got anything else? I don't think so. I mean, I think I touched everything from dinosaurs. I wanna do I wanna do another card Okay.
Yeah, I'm doing another one real quick. This right here. Yeah, right this right here What's your favorite holiday cookies? Oh, it says recipe, but let's just say cookies because Okay, you know what a haystack is right of course I do.
I'm talking about the low main noodles dip in chocolate No, no, think white trash The the tree that's like uh the coconut one. It's like um, see I've had several different things called haystacks and it's like a little stack of like uh like corn flakes mixed with like marshmallow and shit. Okay, it's like a little blob. That's a new version of it My mom used to make these wreaths You know, she would use green food coloring and she'd make these like marshmallow as basically like a marshmallow crispy Cornflate marshmallow crispy treat.
Yeah in the shape of a wreath and then she put like red hot some red hot yeah, you know for the holly Oh, yeah, those things were fucking delicious. I would need a cookie. Oh, it's not really cookie. Oh, I mean, it came in a little cookie size Oh, I thought you meant she meant she meant I got full size wreath and you're like just everybody's got the regrets a handful Well, this is mine balls handfuls in there I'm gonna just go with holiday treat just not because cookies kind of specific.
Well, I just went with a wreath. So go ahead. Yeah My uh x in law is make something called christmas crack. Okay, so you know, it's gonna be good, right?
So it's basically um club crackers. Mm-hmm And then she makes like yeah, like this butter toffee and pours it on there and then a layer of chocolate on top of that and then sprinkles M&M on it show your face and so it's like this chewy toffee crispy No, no, no, no, it's fucking my mouth is watering. Honestly a little turned on as you're describing it. It's delicious No, but it's that has to be one.
I mean, it's every year like hey It's time we could give her her bin back that she gave us originally and like fill it up give back to us next year We'll get one more yeah, so did you did you have any good times on the cruise like what did you do? Yeah, man. I ate way too much food. That's kind of part of a cruise.
How you doing? But uh, cocoa kay was really nice Oh, so I didn't go there. It's like the private island that roo kribean owns. Oh, so we got it went to Nassau for one day Which I like Nassau I like going through the straw market and seeing all the crazy stuff and I just hate being bombarded by it by this by this by this You know like see we didn't really do anything when we went because I was so drunk by the time we got to Nassau Like I'm talking drunk drunk.
Yeah. Yeah, I was I had land sickness I need to be back on the seas seriously Like I was fine for like three days on the water just smashed and then the alcohol poisoning started to hit me Where you know like you can't taste food anymore. You ever been to that point? Yeah, we're just like, I'm like This is turning to ash in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure I'm in hell right now And I thought Everything should still be moving and because of that I just was constantly sick But from there we went to the only public beach on Nassau, which was awful It was like a short not even like that's where we went quarter mile place and they're trying to sell you fucking rum drinks Yeah, which we ended up buying the one yeah, I bought it. I bought a coconut and was the water so ridiculously rough You couldn't even get near it. No super clear and calm, but there was just trash everywhere Oh, we didn't see much trash everywhere like you look out there laying. Yeah, there's plastic fork Yeah, yeah, that's what shit about it, but Brandy wanted coconut, so I was like, okay.
You want a coconut drink? So I went the guys up there with machete. I'm like, hey, man Can I get a coconut? Chops it chops it breaks open puts two straws and it hands it to me Candid branch tastes like this horrible.
I'm like, it's just coconut water. I wanted like a mixed drink in there Okay. Well, you didn't say that you said you wanted a coconut two shots of rum boom boom. Yeah, I'm not drinking that I'm like, okay, I'll drink it.
I just added rum to coconut water. It's pretty good. Wow I want a coconut like she wanted like the she wanted like a Cartoon version of a mixed drink. Yeah, she wanted yeah, like I'm a gatakari and a coconut Like this is the Jetsons and we're on planet Bahamas and I want the drink that's on the cartoon Yeah, bring the coconut with a straw in it.
I think I think a lot of people expect you know chopped the coconut half and But they don't have like just a coconut so they have the entire coconut I know so it's not like it's just a tiny ball you think of anything. No, it's like this big massive football shape thing Yeah, so they have to cut one and flat. Yeah, yeah, you got to cut the outside piece on the husk. Yes, but I'm so good that exact same stretch of beach and I'm guessing it was kind of small, right?
Yeah, there's like a weird spot where you can park but not really because nobody has cars And we took a taxi and he ran up on the curb and was like, oh here we go. I was like, okay We're gonna do the same deal and it's like is this the each or is this just like an alley next to this other? Yeah, there's like right down there. You're like, hmm.
Yeah, it kind of felt like the stretch of sand where we hustled tourists Yeah, but the what seriously the water was so rough when we were there like you couldn't even stand in the surf really like Uh, my buddy Dave who's like six four and like 250 pounds. No problem is like, oh, I can stand in the surf I'm talking like up to his like below his knees Was like it knocked him off his feet. That's how strong the rip current was. I was like, holy shit Like we all like jump to our feet real quick.
Oh fuck. That's how hard the the curl was rolling like it was No, this was calm. Yeah, we had every other every other place, but oh, yeah, free port was nice We went on a fucking excursion out there like can news in the mangroves and she really see we got beautiful We just went to caves out there and shit. We only nast off for like six hours.
So it's not like yeah, whatever But I didn't do any money No No, I mean, but it was I probably spent like 75 hundred bucks a land to do any uh Any duty free? No didn't fuck with that I bought two cigars in Bahamas that are air quotes Cuban cigars because I mean they probably just put the Cuban wrapper on it Of course And do you smoke enough cigars to tell the difference? Nope. Then things.
Yeah, so I was like yeah, I'll take two five dollars cigars Sure I'm not allowed myself think it's cute. Any ideas are next time or not so much man. I'm thinking Cyborgs, I don't know Mmm. I just just off top my head.
We never did do the divic box. I've been kind of floating that around my end Even talking about it's gonna make everything break apparently. Yeah demon demon hell razor boxes Yeah, we don't have evil evil puzzle boxes. Yeah.
I mean do we want to go divic box or do we just want to do jewish mrs. This isn't all juice mr. Sizzle Anyway, you want to go there's more of a story behind the divic box. Yeah, I mean we could definitely go in and do it But I mean it has yeah anyways, so we might go better than just dinosaurs.
Yeah, I think Yeah, I don't know everyone likes a dinosaur Well, welcome to 2019. This is Dan brett forever. This is our first episode. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you feel bad about it now. Don't you do?
Anyway, welcome back everybody. Hope you're having a good time. We'll see you next time later