Dirty Socks, Sister Wives New Love & Gettin' Petty About Shetty

This week, we’re defending Ashten’s dirty socks from anonymous internet cowards, declaring a code-red financial diet, and celebrating some much-deserved Sister Wives romance news. Ashten adjusts to Emma leaving for college—until a perfectly timed FaceTime call proves she still loves her—and Jen gets extremely petty about Ashten’s love for Jay Shetty. Add trad-wife debates, Hollywood rabbit holes, unexplained hair loss, and the usual wildly unnecessary arguments, and you’ll understand exactly why we can’t have a podcast.