“Disgusting Salty Warm Wet Kisses” (Sweet Valley High #23, Say Goodbye)

We hate to see him go, but we love to watch him leave. This week, we’re pouring one out for Turd--oops, we mean Todd--who’s off to Vermont to live his flannel lumbersexual fantasy. Without Todd, Elizabeth is forced to face hard questions about the future: is she as independent as she thought? Is she actually in love with the fabulously rich and handsome Nicholas Morrow? Is it possible to be impartial at a regatta? Plus, we get a window into the world of online dating in the 80s with Jessica’s new gig at the Perfect Match Computer Dating Agency.