Disney Holiday Magic Quest (2020)

This week, for our first Christmas episode of 2023, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick a heartwarming holiday special made when the world was struggling through an unprecedented catastrophic global pandemic, so naturally The Disney Channel thought it'd be a swell idea to take a quartet of promising young actors from the ZOMBIES movies (I swear we didn't mean to cover two ZOMBIES tie-in specials in a row, the randomizer just works in mysterious ways sometimes), entice them to enter Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom after hours with the false promise of an empty park and no lines for the rides, then sadistically force them to complete a bunch of meaningless tasks involving bike-taxiing, apple-throwing, candy-cane-canoeing, letter-sorting, water-balancing, table-setting and bridge-running, all while emotionally manipulating them into thinking holiday magic itself would disappear forever if they failed to complete all this arbitrary nonsense on time. Just as Baby Jesus commanded. Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Devo Spice and Veronika Vexed as they embark on a DISNEY HOLIDAY MAGIC QUEST (2020)! Check out my guests' stuff! ZACH HURST Podcast: https://rss.com/podcasts/wimdpod  Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages DEVO SPICE Bandcamp: https://devospice.bandcamp.com  Website: https://www.devospice.com New Tom Lehrer tribute album: https://thefump.com/store/release/282  VERONIKA VEXED Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/veronika_vexed  Twitter: https://twitter.com/Veronika_Vexed  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cuddlepunk6217  And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and ad-free by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of Kyle Carrozza, who appears briefly at the end. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made.