Disneyland's Anniversary Avalanche: Birthday Bliss or Festival Fatigue

Disney's obsession with constant celebrations is an exhausting farce that has visitors collapsing from overload and swearing eternal vengeance. It seems like every year it's another "epic" blowout – 25th, 30th, 35th, 40th, 45th, 50th, 60th, 65th, and now 70th. It's all just a scheme to rinse your bank account dry while recycling the same tired fireworks, parades, and merch mountains until you're numb! 66 Minutes.