DNF, NSFW

⚠️ BIG, GIANT, SERIOUSLY-WE-MEAN-IT DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content, sexual discussions, adult themes, and a LOT of foul language. Headphones are strongly recommended unless you’re prepared to answer some uncomfortable follow-up questions from nearby children, coworkers, or your parents. Beth and Chelsey are talking about books. Again. This time, they’re confessing why certain books remain tragically unfinished, the tricks and tools they use to keep themselves reading, and when, where, and how they actually manage to squeeze books into their lives. They also discuss reading habits, attention spans, and the eternal struggle between “I have too many books to read” and “Ooooh, I should buy another book.” They also cover why they have books they simply DNF (did not finish.) Naturally, this carefully selected topic lasts approximately twelve seconds before the tangents begin. Tangent leads to tangent, which leads to another tangent, and eventually everyone has forgotten how they got there, including Beth and Chelsey. You know the drill.