Do Be A Monster - Greetings From Etheria!

Listen, if you're visiting America and you want to avoid monsters, it's downright impossible. Say you're after a nice little vacation in New England and you're dying to go for a little swamp stroll; well, who do you think will be waiting in the thicket, ready to stare you down and drown your lazy ass? Exactly right — the Pukwudgies! These lil porcupine bastards have been wreaking havoc since the Wampanoag ruled these lands. Maybe you're more of a desert kind o' explorer. That's all good, but you better be on the lookout for Giant Sky Clams because one might bite you right on the buttocks. It could happen! So go grab your Do Be A Monster koozie (which can be purchased on the Don't Be An Idiom Bandcamp or when you become a Patreon Patron) and dive into the fourteenth installment of the podcast Nosferatu once referred to as "too stinky".