Do Our Robot Vacuums Need To Be On Suicide Watch?

On Today's Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:30:04  Embarassing Social Media Content Needs To Be Turned Off In Public 06:58:11  Meade Skelton's Ode To Processed Foods 14:01:03  Proctologist Schools Us On Fecal Seepage 16:52:06  Introducing DV's Wheel of Misery / Golden Ring Of Triumph 20:43:15 Shit Smearing, Seeping, And Hemorrhoid Slime - Part 2 23:59:08  Kevin Leonardo's Habit Of Pooping On The Bathroom Floor? 29:24:08  Prince's Relative Tries To Sing A Cover 32:54:07  Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 33:58:13  The First Recorded Instance Of Robot Suicide 41:02:04  Lying About Your Child Being Abducted To Get Better Police Service 44:51:05  Serial Sperm Donor Upset How He Was Portrayed In Documentary 49:33:22 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending