Do You Need a Beta Reader? Also, Georgia Police Say Don’t Copulate Outside McDonalds.

So, in the world of writing, everyone talks about needing a beta reader and a critique partner. Everyone that is, except Carrie, who has trust issues and survives as a lonely, isolated writer in Maine. What is a beta reader? It's that person who reads your story, gives you some mild suggestions that feel like a big hug. This is a person you want to party with, a person you can cry to, a person with no mean judgement. This person is basically the human equivalent of your dog: loyal, helpful, good and they give you advice. What is a critique partner? These awesome people help you feel less alone, they share stories and ideas with you. They see your story piece by piece, usually, and they help you find the flaws in this work-in-process. These people are like your life partner. They see you without make-up. They see you vomiting into the porcelain pig of your creativity and they hold up your hair because nobody wants puke in hair. Do you need beta readers? According to everyone else in the world, yes. But remember they aren’t an editor. They aren’t a critique partner. They aren’t your dad. They are just someone who gives you feedback. There’s a great article on beta readers in The Write Practice that goes, “You might not want to hear this, but there is something wrong with your book. “Hear me out. You know how you can read the same page twenty times and then someone comes along and points out a typo? Yep. We've all been there. “The same thing can happen with major issues in your book. Things like inconsistencies in world-building, character description, plot lines, and even misplaced objects in the story can throw your readers out of your book and confuse the heck out of them. “One of my beta readers caught the fact that I had my characters shackled and then a couple of paragraphs later, they were swinging fists and fighting. Where did the shackles go? Good question, dear beta reader.” And that is why beta readers are great. You want them to be honest, to actually give you feedback, and to read in the genre your story is in and point out in a nice and gentle loving way about inconsistencies. Ignore everything else Shaun says in this podcast. DOG TIP FOR LIFE Dog Tip For Life - Don't be afraid of showing us the messy, disgusting, less-than-perfect aspects of your process. We can love you no matter what. Life Tip Of the Pod - Pick your critique partners carefully, man. Seriously. Pick someone who wants to stay up with you rather than pull you down. RANDOM THOUGHT LINK It’s here. SHOUT OUT! The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License.  Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Summer Spliff” by Broke For Free. WE HAVE EXTRA CONTENT ALL ABOUT LIVING HAPPY OVER HERE! It's pretty awesome. We have a podcast, LOVING THE STRANGE, which we stream biweekly live on Carrie’s Facebook and Twitter and YouTube on Fridays. Her Facebook and Twitter handles are all carriejonesbooks or carriejonesbook. But she also has extra cool content focused on writing tips here. Carrie is reading one of her raw poems every once in awhile on CARRIE DOES POEMS. And there you go! Whew! That's a lot! Subscribe PLACES TO SUBMIT The Passionfruit Review, Deadline: November 24, 2024  (Gold Star Program): Issue 14 San Antonio Review, Deadline: Dec 1 2024,(Gold Star Program): Fiction & Nonfiction Prose