Does being magnetic make us X-Men? Fearing the COVID Disinformation Dozen

This week’s podcast episode finds Becky & Merie probing the fallout from the COVID Disinformation Dozen and the resulting public freakouts. Along the way, they address the burning questions you didn’t know you had, like: Did a certain singer's cousin’s balls ever recover from swelling up the size of Alpha Centauri? How are surgical masks connected to child sex trafficking? (No, seriously. HOW?) Bill Gates is kind of an a**hole, but did he plan this? Don’t you love it when there’s a big global conspiracy plan for global domination out there? (Neither does Becky.) Do you want to attend the New Delhi cow urine drinking party? How about camel urine? (Us, either.) What spoon-based science experiment may trigger you if you’re into ASMR? What happiness-based science cult is Merie threatening to embed herself in as a comedy journalist? Why is a woman who is not having anal sex responsible for…banning books in Texas? Is there video proof of a televangelist summoning the wind of God? Come for “the sexiest conversation we’ve ever had on this show.” Stay for the…violet-dipped anal swabs? 🤷‍♀️ Follow Patton Oswald. NOW. Sources for this episode include: MSNBC’s Brian William with the mic drop. And you can see the Texas mom anal sex freakout here: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/19/texas-mother-austin-school-board-meeting-anal-sex-book/