"DOLLAR STORE WET WIPES FOR DOGS"

We are back this week wit the best news stories they won't tell you about on CNN! Stories like strippers that defy logic and organ arrangement, Kathy versus Lizzo, gangsta rappers that denounce violence, baseball players that don't trust their teammates, the rapid spread of monkey pox, monkeys getting blamed, security guards that didn't respect the position, a robbery attempt gone wrong, a dude in a trash chute and more! Plus comedy! roll a meldrick and enjoy the moment!