Dolphin Overlords & Idiot Savants

I don't know if you paid 500 bucks for that we were gonna have to aggressively we were gonna have to aggressively clown you That's what the like your our bombs away. Yes Could I knew how much this was before I went to the cash? You know what I got to start with I think he knows already, but I gotta tell you so I went down to fucking 100 constellation av or whatever Three fight your tickets number. I told you I got dang for two tickets the the rolling the stop sign and not having a license So I pay the stop sign one because I was guilty Yeah, but I went down and I pled guilty to the other one and I was like look I was like 400 bucks is crazy.

I was like in this economy I was like I know I said in this economy. I have a kid at home I was like I went that day and spent another hundred renewing my license I was like I'm just looking for a reduction. Yeah, he was like zero. It's done.

No way straight up. Just for showing up He was like, yeah, I said the whole thing. I said that out loud. I said the whole thing No, I could not so you know sometimes this is to work.

Yeah, sometimes you know well I think if you go you get a reduction. Yeah, cuz nobody ever shows up and if the cop doesn't show up you immediately win Well, no, this one again. There was no contesting this no, but you know what I mean. Yeah, I get it I'm just saying and this trust me this cop told me he's like if you do contest it.

I'm showing up I was like cool. What a prick. Oh, he was a total asshole. What a prick.

What was he? What a true? Last thing was chow told normie Chow. Yeah.

Was he like a short guy? I mean, I'm in my car So I can't you know and I'm just angry at that point. Yeah, yeah, I told you Simon I give my when he looks at my license and sees that it's expired. He says well This is just a useless piece of plastic.

So this guy's like most of the time cops are assholes but every once in a while you get like like one time I hit a person and The guy was like so fucking nice. He was like listen. I get it. She's wearing a black jacket at my real life Yeah, it was like a person.

Yeah, it was so fucking bad. I thought like my life was over Is it always funny how like human instinct you have that one second of like I should just peel off No, you all like I'm telling you happened last week to a crossing guard. No, I saw that Yeah, that was no, I've never done it But what I'm saying is I think every human being has that one second of like again I think it's just your fighter flight like oh shit and in that five seconds that you know 500 meters away Do you know what I mean? I'm already five hundred meters for his conscience to be like No, they went all the way home, but I'm saying I'm sure I don't know what state of mind they were in they're like Maybe don't saw that.

I mean, he's probably all right, and if you're drunk or something whatever speaking of target woods He wasn't drunk. No, he was high on pills. Well, that's still do I Different it's well, it's still driving while intoxicated. It's a DWI regardless You could probably if you get a judge you could be like I have to take these or Yeah, exactly.

He was also getting his dicks. I wait for it was a four and he's like judge. I have to do this too. I was definitely My power comes from these wait.

Oh my god, Matt. You have to watch this. There is a on HBO on whatever that will crave Yeah, there is a call it HBO bowling. Yeah, it's the guy Jared Poland made it dude.

It's so amazing It's so and then still there's like a executive producer. Yeah. Yeah, that's really good That's fine because I followed I've got a photography that made the movie would only like it a few like I love me. Yeah, I'm in that's awesome.

The only problem is it's week to week So they released two episodes. I thought I would get it all you know, yeah, that was the only problem I think though he refused the test. He did and that's a real problem once you refuse the test you in the states I believe you like you're just assumed guilty You can get like 15 years for this. Yeah, it's a multiple offense, right?

This isn't his first. Yeah An example out of them this could go real bad for tiger I mean if you get the wrong judge, you know tigers rich Trump Trump will just pardon him in the next three years before he gets up. Yeah, Tiger Woods American amazing I mean, I don't think he like loves black people's but tigers both. Yeah Dude jury duty is fucking But the jury's out on that in that the psychological damage you always wear some of the marks Well, there's only one mark luckily, but yeah Yeah, and then so some of the off-camera is who's that for sort of unless it's for him to see to think it's So I know you mean the talking heads of the actors where they're explaining parts of the case.

Yeah, it doesn't make any sense Well, it's for us. I think it's for us. Yeah, that's where I'm again You ask you to watch and I know watch the sense game. So I sort of got I see what it is and haven't given I think right things to be asked or whatever to develop the other ones better Yeah, it's for corporate retreat is again I think corporate retreat is better because there are no faces you recognize I think that's the key He was the he was the audience your suspension of disbelief kind of goes away once you see the third person where you're like Well, hold on There's no way this normal everyday American didn't notice for quasi-famous the fox guy is a real What I'm saying Rick Fox like you've seen him in a hundred Different no, you like recognize him as somebody who's the guy he played in that he's played that exact I would think he looks like that guy or you would be a guy looks like but he is but he looks like I mean to me That's like the part where I'm like this this can't be I mean the problem is this they kill that in like the first scene Because when James Marsden sits down he doesn't really notice and even when the woman's like can I get a photo with you?

He's still kind of oblivious and then is like oh you're and even then he barely knows any of the movies he said well the fact that they made It him that's you're right. That's the only like saving grace for that if they tried to make him nobody No, he's too big him. He's been in a lot of stuff, but I just think about the planning. I thought about that to do this world It's like a human show.

Well, it's I mean very much. It's like Nathan Fielder level. Yeah Same genre. I saw project Harry.

Oh me, too. It might be one of my favorite movies. Great. Hey, okay Really one of your favorite movies ever listen.

It's a little too long. That's my only when I'm already seen in theater Did you have to see it where you had the sides that were also you to the iMac like the iMac? I didn't even know it was that but it's pretty fucking cool. It was a smaller theater.

It was a smaller theater No, I did not. Um, do you know the iMacs? I'm glad you brought that up. We'll get back to the movie was first release in 1967 Yeah, I mean I'm dude.

Do you not remember? I mean first of all you could go to iMacs movies in Ottawa and like the early It was at one place and it was sort of a no, but that was like a true iMacs experience What remember they did like the moon and it was probably not real I wonder what's so there's one or leans I think project How Mary has a part in it where they play a song that's so perfect for the movie and I love the song and then I found out it was Harry Styles, which is weird that I like to have it's such a fucking great song But it's so perfect for the part in the movie and it got me thinking like what's another movie where? They picked the perfect song for that part, you know because I can really elevate a song or a movie Parting a film every single scene and who else is really any time as easy as you give me shelter. That's been a real a winner Well, I mean like in casino tarantino picks a couple of songs that are just fucking perfect for like little green bag is Oh, can you find better song for that part of the first thing I said after the movie, you know, oh, sorry No, no Steelers wheel what's yes when he's coming here off.

Yeah, well, I don't know what I Got a complete package every song every movie is incredible. Oh, also. No, hold on. I mean dude I was talking about the other day.

I cannot hear it's al green without hearing ving rains be like Third round you're gonna take a dive. That's gonna be ego talking. I always that's all great phone Oh, what is it? Uh, I'm so in love with you.

Yeah, great. So wherever you want me to one episode for he plays the immigrant brother of a girl in Miami vice But yeah, if I'm right after the move whatever I clap Just like if they pilot makes a good landing. Well, okay, here. This is the pilot can hear that the director and the producer can't hear Me it's not for them.

It's us Yes, nobody clapped when I saw it But I wish I would like to thank you. Thank you That's for you No way you were in a packed theater this 2026 this movie is brought people up this movie was fucking cool Yeah, it's an original idea. So which idea it put it had the feeling of when you first saw Star Wars You thought about people space so like stranded, but so he he shows up on the guy's place after he decides about Yeah, I know what you do here. It's really cool.

So it's about like no, it's not gonna spoil it For you, but it's about the Sun is gonna like blow up or whatever and they send somebody this group to space to try and figure out Whatever His people die on the way there and he finds a Martian up there who kind of has the exact same problem thing his group died He's they've also noticed It's been a coma for five years seven years seven years so when you come to call me you have crazy memory loss You can't remember anything. So it's all these flashbacks of him remembering but the Martian is so unlike any It's like a rock culture Martian. Yeah, it's so fucking cool Everything about this movie is so not stoked because I hadn't seen anything Right before the movie the trailer they show the rock. Yes, I would not have known about the rock and I was like, yeah Okay, so when you're watching it, you're like when's the rock coming?

Do you know what I mean? Just you know and I think it's a portrait dude I would this is how much I like that movie. I would have watched it immediately after again I think it was not now. It was so good.

You gotta love Gosling cornwall Might be my favorite actor favorite Canadian. No, period my book it between him and all of that like really I fucking love if you want to know when I knew I loved Ryan Gosling the nice guys Yeah, that is one of my favorite movies to with Russell crow their play buddy. Oh, not really buddies They kind of don't like each other you've never seen it I know have but I think the one that made me love him is when he's the womanizer. Oh, yeah, it's a great movie, too I think so if he's just he there's something about him.

Can I just love him? But he was great fucking right and there's enough evil in it. There's enough evil in it was all it's always like a Honky don't like no, I'm just great. Oh, yeah, there's great moments and for him to go through all that going What the fuck the the actress who plays the like head of NASA or whatever it is is such an amazing casting Oh, she's your song and break her heart fucking amazing and that oh, it was just so good So yeah, this week we have Jeff Ross and I'm sorry that never happens when you go see a movie and you're like actually stoked I can't remember the last time I went to see a movie.

I was like, this is incredible Simon days of Thunder has a lot of Yeah, well, yeah The soundtrack of Indiana Jones Indiana Jones Do they even have real music in that or Star Trek? Oh, you mean original score? Yeah, he's talking about like use of like an original So I thought it's like power of one. It's what's his name?

All people would say interstellar is probably up there. Is that also Hun Zimmer? Yeah, on Zimmer So you know that they're releasing a new series series season of Euphoria, which is one of my favorite television Yeah, oh, yeah, it's Sydney Sweeney get the fuck out of here. She's a normie.

So the guy who did the score for it Made like all these amazing weird fucking songs and they're like whatever really good And he had done all the music for season four and then they fired him and hired hired Hans Zimmer Interesting. Yeah, so I'm really torn torn It's almost outside watching Trent Reznor talk about how he was his first soundtrack was the social network Oh, no way, but now I look at social networking with completely eyes Like it was just fabricated the music Story of how he's talented and how he helped who is that guy? He's a Jesse Eisenberg. No, the mind behind it Well, it's at least work was there now air and off.

So you know, it's a time like who directed the movie. Yeah Fincher, it's a no. It's not a T.A. Anyways, the guy who wrote it into the way they talk.

It's very There I'm not gonna tell you but I find what's it called social network. Yeah, not Aaron Sorkin And then and then you think about when you're watching the social network, you think in your head selfishly But I have a better idea of how this thing came about The first time you write it. Yeah, I think so. Yeah Go look backs on what he wants to know who writer Aaron Sorkin.

I nailed both of them That's incredible score done by Hans and I know I'm just So Trent Reznor, how many movies has he done now? Just the one I think no no cuz you I remember he was like in it for a while That was like his thing It's like the RZA the RZA for a while was like all I want to do is make movie scores speaking of music. So I thought me it was the You've heard the tank shows are notoriously bad Yeah, remember showing up whatever. Yeah, and the song showed a footage of RZA.

Yeah screaming out The crowd to vote for us to be in the hall of the rock and roll Hall of Fame It's like you guys don't even give a hundred but you're still you're getting lazy. I mean they should be in the rock and roll off That's an easy sure for me. That will happen, but I think this first time's your arse bag. Here's the thing.

I've seen I've seen most of them separate like solo Like I've seen inspected deck solo. I've seen ghost face solo. I've seen Rayquan solo. Yeah, who's the best Oh goes face puts on a really good show.

I saw red man with method man or sorry method man with red man That's a really good show. I really want to say ghost face ghost face was incredible So sorry he's done 25 movies trying to resume. Yeah, but I'll just give you the highlights. Okay, so Social network yeah challengers, which was that threesome movie with the tennis players The killer which is that Michael Fassman.

Yeah, exactly girl with the dragon tattoo. Yeah, gone girl Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2023 Seven Wow seven that fucking way maybe the worst movie ever created the gorge. Oh my god that Netflix piece of Patriots day with marky mark. Yeah, bird box with what's her name there?

They're all blind. Okay. Yeah, no Bird box is the one with Sandra Bullock. Yes, machine gun Kelly's in that.

I'm sure of it really okay mid 90s Yeah, you know that yeah, the one with the Jonah Hill That's weird that he because it that movie. Okay, you said you could go to the highlights I am doing we're out of high. Yeah, you said there's twenty five and then you You know the problem seven is I don't know if it's on a streaming service and therefore I don't know how many people see it anymore I don't think there's any problem with that. Okay.

It's a classic. No, but happy Gilmore. Yeah, there's one of the questions The truth is highest goes and commies. I don't think it did well It didn't and it was after the fact but even then none of his films were on there which seems crazy the water boy did gangbusters Little Nicky little Nicky did gangbusters sidebar Yeah, like Simon.

Let's see let's I watch this I want you to do this because we kind of did it last week But I'm curious to know how you'll do you were not trivia this week for you All right, let's see if you can name and again I'll keep the birth wide the top 50 highest grossing comedy films of all time Okay, cuz I don't think you're gonna get more than five you don't think I'm gonna get more than car Would you agree with my assessment? Do you think I'm fuzzy? I don't invite you them all. Okay, let's go top grossing comedy Once you get five wrong, you're done.

Okay Happy Gilmore not on the list. Shut the fuck. I mean, we just We did I mean yeah, so we'll give you that one for Elf oh Elf is a good that's a good show. Is it on the list?

I was not just it is not on the list what? Are there cartoons on the list? Well, I think the list was suspected. I believe the list is suspect.

Okay. How about Okay, well, I'm thinking here. How about that super bad not on the list. How about the hangover one?

There's on the list and three. I think all three of them are on the list. Yeah, yeah How about oh my god Wedding singer. Nope.

Oh the list. That's three wrong. Jesus Christ. How about What's the war one there?

Tropic funder not on the list. Holy fuck. I do my hands super bad. Not on the list On the list I only have one more mistake.

Yeah Comedy how about oh, Ace Ventura pet detective everyone gets that not on the list. Oh my god. Okay. Give him to me Number 50 at three hundred ten million dollars.

Well, where do you want me to start? Yeah, okay highlight me three from the I'm just giving you the bottom of the list is three hundred and ten million dollars It's little fuckers. Yes, I forgot about the fuckers. Then just some highlights.

This is crazy Beverly Hill cop That long ago. I made that much money three hundred and sixteen million. Wow Austin powers the spy Oh, yeah, me all three my crocodile Dundee crocodile Dundee get the fuck out of here Meet the parents 22 Jump Street back to the future to the Flintstones the mask Home alone, too You would have thought you would have said that after saying home alone my big track requiting to something about Mary Mrs. Doubtfire fire pretty woman Bruce almighty And then you're just rushing people today men and black men and black men and black three deadpool deadpool to dead full of rain and Barbie Obviously Barbie and Barbies contested barbing.

Well, do you think Barbie was a comedy? Yes, it is. Oh, okay. There we go fair enough Cuz I was a lot of people were real pissed that it was on the list what else would it be I didn't see it drama true It's not your percent a comedy.

I said I was like Deadpool and Wolverine is definitely a comedy people were mad about that They were 100% a couple people said it's a superhero movie, but I was like I was like it still falls on her comedy for me Yeah, yeah, it's not like well wait then is The galaxy a comedy it's not on the list so it would not be considered a comedy. I would say it's a comedy That's an interesting classification But like you said hold on what do you think what do you think happy Gilmore? Oh, you know what? How is happy Gilmore?

Oh The movie game where man Simon go head to head to find out what year movie came out how much it made of box office And how much it made cost to make This week we're doing happy Gilmore, which I like I remember watching it I was on someone's VCR because I did not see the theater just freaking out is how did this a movie this funny get made? I'm totally ready Simon. Oh, hold on. Oh, did you see Jack Daugherty got a guy to do that at the waste management?

What just chirps right as a guy did a backswing in a and then they got banned for life and for life Yeah, but there's a conversation between him and they had a PGA so now we know each other and you're banned from all other events It's like tell future things to you and me work out what's going on here. That's for life No, I'm sure my point is your events if you promise never to my point is Jack Daugherty will never be an adult enough to be like or like golf enough to go to them and be like look I'm sorry. I won't you know what I mean sure, but at the end of the day, I think the PJ Thousand of your fans are golfing then you know what I mean, it seems all the cross. We'll see what you're ready I'm sorry.

Are you ready with everything? I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm perfect 19.

Yeah, 90. Yeah, yeah three. I have 19 95 I started with five by the way release date. It's gonna be ninety four.

Oh wow All right, and I said it costs seven million to make seven. Yeah, wow and it made one 40 I said 24 and one ninety six budget 12 million No, I nailed that there's box office 41.4 million 41. So that's why it's not on the list dude Like one of the biggest comedies of all time I was gonna say you're forgetting a few things that was his first one. Yeah, that was the first happy Madison So no, no no Billy Madison was the first out you are incorrect happy Gilmore was the first Look at how we got something about what you're doing Billy Madison come up.

Look it up I thought I came out like two years before happy Gilmore either way my point Simon is they made four times their money their return on investment So for a new for a guy who never made a film before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then and then he comes out with fucking water boy Yeah, a little Nikki so many Billy Madison like you said what year Billy Madison is first a year before Yeah, what did it make that's why it's called interesting happy Madison happy Madison. Yeah, budget was 10 million I mean Simon it could have been called happen. I guess it wouldn't have been called happy Madison on the happy I wouldn't have on either.

Hold on say again. My budget was 10 million. Yeah, it's office 26.4 million So wait a sec. Well, that makes sense.

You made a movie you doubled your budget and what was and that cost them 12 million I make happy Gilmore which gross which paid 44. So I mean pretty much the same return on investment. No Fun Jew Matt We talked last week about my obsession with streamers and just try to figure out how no you talked about your obsession You're not here. You listen to me talk about it.

That is true. That part is true But how the aspect is it's like real. I mean you said that I don't know if it's just a camera's on. It's on I slop.

Okay, sure. Yeah, just in that aspect But some of these guys are making a lot of money, but could you imagine like say say an early stream or be ninja? You don't understand the look back to that like but you can understand something you don't get a guy from That's whatever there. No, no, I mean, I think what you're talking about a rock So like you're talking about like to me a classic streamer some someone sitting at a desk doing something IRL streaming is like I guess it's been around just as long But it's just those guys became that popular it's close to the MTV But in any event if you just ninja, I think is a streamer like that traditional, right?

I mean you make so much money. Yeah, if you could imagine a generation your father did not play games 24 hours a day I watched a documentary on the band there with ninja in it. Oh, Dawson. We're good man.

It's a great They have like a crazy backstory And there's something about her. Oh Thanks, don't pretend that you don't like girls, Matt It's you I'm surprised that likes girls usually you're like talking about a horse penis or some male porn star They're not made enough. Well, I mean they are fucking really look down upon. I want to touch on something I was at least with Joe Rogan.

I forget who he's talking about no talking too. Sorry, but they talked about how Jelly Roll is the best Fred and it made Joe is talking to someone maybe use Dave Smith Doesn't matter I didn't listen, but he he he talked about how great Jelly Roll was he goes, you know, I don't even know his name Jelly Roll is real name. Yeah, what is Jelly Roll's real name? Jason Jason Roll, but he's not your good friend Yeah, well, Joe says everybody's his fucking best friends Jelly Roll is like one step away from the Epstein list at this point.

He was like pimping out his wife and like bad things Well, she's reading the rewards thing to I saw this compilation of who's the guy who knows everything in the videos What videos are you talking about? He does videos where he knows information about the musicians not Yeah, he does a compilation with all the rappers. Yeah, it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen man The guy who runs away have you seen that? Oh, it's so fucking fun.

That's some sort of like indicator of how Canadian just he should be a legend He should be a legend, but not in We're not I don't believe he should get the order of Canada George Shob almost just got it a hundred percent He should get the only candidate dude. I remember walking on the street Vancouver one night It's a rainy night And I'm smoking a joint and I look up and there's this car that is like it looks like a hoarder lives in it just filled with trash and all sorts Of shit, and I'm like, oh my god, and I look at and I'm like, oh my god There's someone in the driver's and they're looking at me and I'm like, oh my god. It's an art war No way, and he's like hey Matt. No, some weird piece of information Then you ran away.

Well, I think that's the most fascinating part is the research and and it's there's hot ones moments Where people try to be as cool as they want to be. Oh, it's incredible that it's funny It's funny to say that because when Pharrell, that's like the most famous one when he interviews Pharrell and Pharrell's just blown away And then Pharrell famously gets him at a Jay-Z interview and Jay-Z couldn't give a fuck Yeah, you can tell somebody's a real prick if they that's a lot of people have a mistreat is not how he's the meter Josh home Is the job home was a prick to him. Yeah. Yeah, that's how you know somebody is not a good person Even though he's fucking you got mad at me last week because I didn't know the interviewer Like you just never know you didn't know anyone for anything.

He looks so different. Oh free land. No all gas no breaks Without his hair and like yeah Still annoying he's he's so angry because he owned fucking what's his fuck It's Nick Mullins or nothing. No, the guy you love the fucking looks max are there He put the the meltdown out and then put the video out He's American you get the hook So the junos are going on To win their junos and asking for money.

Oh, yeah Thank you, but what is this word? Imagine like in the Grammys, you know this this recognition law But I need more money like it's just out of the realm of possum. Can you imagine a That in a world where a president starts a fucking war that is totally out of control And still has time to go on truth social and fucking talk about late night TV show hosts getting fired Well, it's wrong with this fucking guy. Let me just because Belgium.

Just beat us a 5-2 Soccer in soccer and I think Trump's about to find out that America's not good at soccer Unless it doesn't he doesn't he's not away. No, they don't have a squat together They're zero chance winning He thinks he thinks this is gonna be a cakewalk because they'll have a cocky whatever Well, no, I told you he's gonna steal the trophy regardless Well, did you see that like everyone's salt bay went on the fucking field and like to take a photo of the mess Trump's gonna put that to bed What was I gonna say sorry? No, no, that's okay Soccer oh Yeah, so Trump tried to like get Canada out of being one of the host nations But there's like a legal precedent that so now we're stealing it from the States We're not stealing anything, but okay speaking of soccer. We might be stealing so I wish I reported this on this earlier But that's the case thing I've ever said Debateable, but it's up there Morocco and Senegal played each other's in the African Cup.

Yeah, I've gone. Yeah, and in like the 90th minute They got a VAR penalty of a guy pulling a Moroccan guy down from behind as a boss And the guy who pulled him down hit the header So it's pretty much an undisputed penalty But it was a bit of a clearing they cleared it out the guy screaming screaming they won't whistle they go showed up So, you know what? I mean, it wasn't called at all, but it's in the injury time Well, VAR I mean the idea behind VAR is you let them keep playing you go back once there's a break But sorry keep going. That's the replay is the video assisted referee.

Yeah, sorry I keep going I apologize the guy the guy says freaking out excuse me The the ref goes to the monitor on the side of the screen is all these guys are they're all scheming It's quite lively as you can imagine and it's in Morocco in Rabab any wars of a pellet I don't know about the robot I don't know if it happens rabbit after he wears a pellet But in the whole thing Senegal walks off the field in protest game. So on they're walking into the stadium shut up Has that ever even their goal so wait, they already scored the penalty no no the captain's own team arguing the refs half the team I don't know. I don't care. I you can just see it They walk into the building and leave the captain's yelling go get them done to come back They're wearing the penalty Morocco sort of huddled up where the penalty they find and then they're moving the ball You know all the posturing even there they finally get the penalty and then rockin guy just miffs it Just kicks it like a flicker right down the middle into the the guys on purpose Nerves, I don't know.

He did it. So said it all comes out. They end up playing then the game said it opens with crazy goal one nothing in injury time The board has given it taken away the win and give it to Morocco because they walked off the field So sorry gave it to the team that walked off the field or to go came back on the field They played it into time was crazy. They scored a goal and then got it taken away because they walked off the field Oh, that's fucking that's juicy, but it's an interesting call because what is the What is the punishment to that's poor etiquette sportsmanship the whole thing on the I mean maybe if it was a Friendly like he said or whatever which that would not happen unfairly in this case the final row cup Yeah, it's not cricket Well, they definitely wouldn't have done it if it was the final of the World Cup Do you think like they probably only did that?

He should have done his family or an unfriendly it was over call. It's just a how bad was the call It wasn't it was it was a penalty was it enough? Was it a corner the one guy's here the Moroccans in front of him and he sort of pulls the rock guy down to the ground and heads But it was sort of the fact that it was called after the fact Which you always rub a team a wrong way. Yeah Anyway, that's I look that up does like Palace 9 have a team No, that was an unfriendly cup of nation that was the African World Cup finals.

Oh, so it was a big I've conned a plane like January. Yeah. Oh, this happened a while ago the game have it a while ago Okay, and since it's all they come back is that you guys have lost they do you go back and said that Yeah, well that took a long time to make that decision while it how about what corruption might be going on? Crazy.

Well, I mean there is no more corrupt fucking sporting than soccer And I watch basketball and I'm saying that I mean it is fucking up and down But that's so good. You see did you I know you didn't see it Simon when they when they pulled the balls for the World Cup Draw it was the most rigged shit. I've ever fucking seen in my life balls for Wayne Gretzky, for example, I'll drunk up there Yeah, so what they have Simon is like a and again if this were real It would be like a thing like this where you're shaking around There's just a bowl in front of Wayne Gretzky with like eight balls and at ten balls, whatever it is There's a ball clearly on top like propped up and you can see him sort of rummage like under that ball Well, that ball just stays there and then he just puts his hand on top of that ball and pulls it up I was like oh can't even all drunk and it's like when you watch this happens Right before they start this awkward poorly organized thing. They give Trump greatest man of the universe Forget about that most prestigious sort of theater like it's it's so Well, no, it's blatantly like disingenuous.

It's disingenuous. It says with the powers of B. I think the people are dumb. Yes, rocks Yes, my kid just died there Yeah, well usually that's followed by piercing a screen.

Yeah. No, he falls over enough now that you don't hear a No, I was like a toy hitting the ground or something I watch an interesting thing cuz we're talking about like the least have no excuse to suck as bad as they do Yeah, we went through this you want you want the government to take them away right now Well, it just came out of the sports candidate is like poor super underfunded. What else is it? But anyways my guy was saying that hockey right now is like number seven Chose and sport for children in Canada in Canada primarily because Expensive is about $4,000 a year once a kid is 12 sticks are three hundred dollars And they break easily Mary keeps saying she's like our kid's gonna play hockey.

I'm like the fuck he is Second job. I don't know about some person came into the store asking for money for the hockey team Yeah, and I thought oh, this is gonna be like Vania or something. It was the Gleeb. Yeah, it's like that doesn't seem right Hockey's expensive.

It's a very very steep. Just neighborhood for all our American dude. I'm not sure kid was a goaltender I'm as I'll throw an extra five grand a year away like it's crazy. Fuck that fuck that soccer What do you do?

How much is out of here? Do you know and I saw a hundred bucks a year and then basically do you know any goalies? Oh, well, yeah, yeah, Danny. It's always the weirdest thing Okay, the equipment is one thing.

It's also the way you can play. Yeah, he's a you're gonna have better soccer place in Brazil Or anywhere because they get to play soccer anywhere. I mean same with basketball, right? Like they're a court's everywhere for free And that's why I got a lot more I like hockey where you have to rent ice ice ice the heist which is interesting because that's a side part of the town site part of the to film the town the bill the town that is how black and What's his name Jeremy?

Yeah, I was one of the best scenes ever when they're caught with their all in the thing of the cops like no where he says I'm gonna we're gonna go hurt somebody. You're gonna ask me any question. Yeah, you're supposed to drive it Who's driving? It's great and the florist.

He I love that guy Peter pasta wave. Hey, who the florist Peter pasta wave Peter pasta Way in the name of the father in um, oh, he's in that The movie their local rink is run down. Yeah, and they're that's right Take off and he gives her money and some weird switch up and she funds the ring. That's right.

Peter West away. Is that no Hostile wait, but it is all these artists Legend he wasn't he was in the usual suspects. He was mr. Kobayashi.

Yes, that's right Great scene where he's remembering the coffee. Oh, that's such a great scene The problem with that scene is that it then you're then left with the like the whole story I was just told over this last two hours was fugazy. Yeah, well that's kind of great It isn't it isn't though because you've been so you're woven in and then it's like yeah This was just a liar telling that I know that's I never said give me the fuck All that I've ever turned the corner like that. Yeah, no that did happen.

Not necessarily. Oh, it's true It can all be food easy. We just know they got arrested together. That's it.

That's a crack head Real autist we're easy. What are you looking at tomorrow? Friday and press play kidding Be hard to recreate this magic. Oh, it'd be impossible.

So they built this They built this the largest cricket farm In London Was a hundred and fifty thousand square foot fully automated facility designed to house billions of insects and produce millions of kilograms of protein each year Crickets are taught as a low carbon protein source requiring less arm land than traditional life stock and offering the potential to address world food insecurity The facility came online in 2022 and entered receivership in Remains unclear how much public money was recovered. Wow adults that we voted in Thought that was a good idea. Why do we not eat bugs? Well, no one seat bugs.

Why is it renewable energy just shining right now? Because people like you said it was shit and we shouldn't do it and it was a waste of money But they're doing it the money's been invested. It's I mean, I saw one guy said that solar solar wind and batteries is is there I mean, this is a good example. They're like I remember Pete Buttigieg mayor Pete Buttigieg whatever his name is he's like your double Yeah, he went on flagrant This is a long time ago.

It's like a year ago on two years or whatever the fuck it was anyway You want a flagrant and they asked him about the thirty two billion dollars that have been invested in Because Joe Rogan brings it up Joe's like the US government invested thirty two billion dollars into superchargers all over the states And they only built two. Yeah, Joe Joe quotes that all the time. Are you leaking Red Bull's? That's no good.

I'll get some paper towel. Anyway, give me a minute Simon. Just so Pete Buttigieg then explains to them He's like he's like that's like a shitty headline like it's true That only to have been built but he said the plan was not that they would all be built in four months He said the plan was that over the next ten years. We're gonna late We're gonna build all these superchargers and he says so it's a weird thing six months in to be like the government's invested this much Money and I've only built to He brought up a bunch of other reasons But again like when you sit there and say the money's been spent.

It's like I agree with you The money has been spent or it's being spent as we speak It doesn't mean that everything's built yet, right? Yeah, no fair enough I mean wind farms a good example like I can't see a reason unless you told me that That the decay on those Turbines is like, you know five years or less that sort of thing if the if the decay on those things is like 20 years I can't see why we wouldn't build them like we have the prairies. I'm not sure I think it's a stat that it's sort of like a music contract the initial Energy makes to make that 15 years of wind to make the windmill and if something goes wrong Have you ever seen that video of the two guys stuck on it? I hope it's real cuz I really But you know what I'm talking about no, it's to I think it's in the Netherlands.

Yeah, these two guys are right on the nose If that if you would and the fire starts in the back like in front of the door. You just see them holding each other Well, it's not at least no place ago. I think they I think they jump off. Yeah and die That's terrible.

What's the story bro? What do you think about the plane crash? That was last week? The Air Canada one in LaGuardia Air Canada LaGuardia and the CEO apologize in English That was good enough.

That's this that's the multiple time Hold on wait, so watch the watch Doug Ford. He didn't apologize bilingual. He didn't buy it. That's insensitive For cancer Okay, no two or one two people died on thing unless more people died in injury after they're the stewardess got thrown like 280 feet apart of the plane.

No, she didn't she survived so I heard which is the governor general of this country cannot speak French again These are things that I don't care about what Canadians do Oh, can you can you imagine being like are you telling me that the Queen's British representative can't speak French? Yeah, that doesn't surprise me not even for a second, but it's a federal any federal employee I guess she's a play of the king. You're supposed to be by legal now I've applied for when I was younger. I applied for jobs.

I'm gonna get him because I couldn't speak French good enough Yeah, I know I think that's stupid it's super stupid or do you remember what's the movie where I'm especially in this day and age where everything can Be translated so easily if someone and I'll say this the other way to if someone from Quebec is the best trained for the job It can't be any English fucking hire them. Yeah, work it at like it's 2026 the language barrier is gone There's no I think that's how it's always working. That's what I'm asking from. You know that's a watch Did he flips a plane in flight?

Yeah, there's a scene where uh, so I mean you just leave it. Don't worry buddy The investigators like here's a thing the thing happened and there was no bar surface during the incident and we found two Models just be a county for everything that sort of is that way you're a you do that sort of thing or they build the things that crash Just got job of investigating Also, maybe think about American gangster, which one of the best movies Oh, he's so good. It's so frickin good With Frank Lucas So good in it such a bad cop rolling so good in it They roll around like the New York City gangsters. You know, it's really good too, and I've never seen him in anything else His uh or I've seen him like a few minor roles.

I guess his mobster buddy Russell Croes You know how he's good. He grew up with around the mob, but he's a cop That was like one of the you remember his mobster buddy comes when he's like why don't you leave Frank Lucas alone? And then that's when he realizes that he's like on the right trail He's like holy shit this guy's bigger than the fucking mob, but the scene also when um it kills Idris Alba No, when Russell Croes is getting divorced. Yeah, cuz it's this weird thing that like he's the clean cop Cuz he turns in the million dollars and I was like what the fuck is this guy doing?

Yeah, he's cheating on his wife. He's not a good person Yeah, and so this it's the law and he does it's just it's begs a lot of questions over here's and stuff And for what I said, it's pretty much true And when his or when his grandmother goes cousins, they love you But even paint no It's not a great movie. It makes me make you have myself I just love to that he flies to fucking they flies over there the idea of how loose it would have been That's how loose it is places It's just what you want to do with your life cuz we don't we just even that flying heroin back into the States into the in coffins of dead US servicemen In my head eyes we roll in but I thought they shut up inside the bodies They put it inside the body. No, they show up in the coffin.

It's a whole system bodies were made of coke Yeah, it was really good at that. It's a really good movie I should rewatch it. Yeah, Cuba getting june Nikki Barnes Cuba getting junior played a Another coke the another hair windy. Okay.

Remember Denzel. Yeah, and Denzel's like, you don't I sell you the shit And it's good as it is and he's like you don't tell me what to do with my part. I'm fine. Good.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah No, Cuba getting junior was so good that everyone's good. That's a great such a good movie and then again You just think about the time again.

There's a thing with there's no cell phones a lot of stuff happens Like when you watch my advice, not always it's so bad, but all these situations if you get a cell phone there's no This is resolved. Yeah, it's for the conflict is resolved right away right there. The drug use of how the elaborate ruses No, the no cell phones is great in the wire. Do they have cell phones or is that before yes?

Yes? They do it just just like don't forget though The first season is all but the pages right the page because they're using the local pay phone And that's why they're using that to figure out the code that burn our cell phones coming in like season two Yes, you're right. So the first season they don't the first season is a lot more yet So what about this with the code? Because music notes his letters like F sharp you see the song or something.

Oh brilliant. That would be like time and stuff clip that man I just fucking broke the system. That's a great idea for a fucking song or something. You're not getting the letters the sounds of silence Oh, yeah, man.

Edibles are great. Hello. Heroin my own friend. No, that's a really fucking cool idea though I like that you've never heard of it.

I've never heard of it. That's really good. You should write a book Actually, another one I want to watch for a Canadian listeners is And he's still around which is something you got to look at is the Ben Johnson movie Cheetah No, the country is called remember he was in that fucking yeah, yeah, yeah, he did the energy drink dude I can vividly remember being a kid was staying up late to watch it and then waking up the next morning and they had take it Away. Oh, I might have cried like it was really that big a deal.

Yeah, I might have cried. I might have Was big cheese you're too young you wouldn't remember I was too young. I was like 13. I don't know first.

I must have been Just hang on younger. Well, you're to have Nick. I was 84. Okay.

I would have been one I was 77 87 87. Yeah, I feel like it was it was that the year for sure? I mean first of all, if you were crying Simon, are you really gonna put the year later than that? I don't know I don't know if you cried about Ben Johnson, you're 14.

I mean, maybe Sad you this black immigrant gun is fucking 88. Yeah, so either way I like 11 or whatever so I'll be passing that one do the math. So yeah, I feel like I feel like Especially house music has taken over for like opera classical music. Well, what what is doing the same thing to the audience?

Like what's upon a time when his only game in town opera would have been so crazy. I believe daft punk would be considered house music House music like Like daft punk. What is daft? Yeah, music's got me feeling some more time.

What's the other one? Stardust Around the world around the world around the world. That's so bad Is Macklemore hosting? No, that's wrap on.

Well, I mean you're embarrassing yourself Simon. Am I? Yes No house music is like house music slash EDM, but I think EDM is There's so many types. What are you said there?

And them what's in them? Oh and then like an anthem anthem. It's not a word and themic sure man. We're at this point.

We just make words Listen, this is the Trump era. You're right. It's true. You can still whatever you want grocery is music to be vocals In house music you're talking about we're still making opera stuff, but it would have been so much more impressive when that was only and because you don't There's no words you can recognize.

It's just a feeling. That's what you mean, right? But that's why classical is timeless. And themic describes the music that is rousing celebratory and has the qualities of an anthem often featuring strong Memorable melodies big courses and uplifting fields Feel feel commonly just gonna rock or pop context and implies a song designed to be sung along to in large crowds and themic Wow, I'm gonna have to throw is that you're not on your word the day counter?

That's my jam dog. Wow and themic the etymology. Yeah, the etymology derived from anthem plus the suffix I see meaning having the nature or pertaining to an anthem. Thanks.

Yeah, we got that part. Yeah Damn, I thought I made it up. No, it's even better that you actually knew it worked That's something you should do is get one of those vocabulary apps That's something you should do everyone should do you don't feel like your vocabulary is up to snuff Yeah, it's my initiation, but I realized I had a speech impediment as a kid and I went to you know Therapist it was really hard. What was your speech impediment?

I think they're like Superman For sure and so what you just out of the blue remembered that you had a list when you're young I've already known I just think about like because I've been writing a lot and just like I can't explain it But you think I think I said away and then I watched it on video and it's like I'm not pronounced that word. I know I had a friend jeff bean Grew up with him. Um, he had a terrible stutter He overcame it and ended up being the guy who does the announcing for the free well He's actually the coach now, but he was the announcer for the freestyle skiing in on the olympics Like that's really fucking overcoming. Yeah, and he got robbed of a medal He ended up getting fourth when he competed and it was the total robbery He one day.

I'm just watching a man hunter. Yeah, you know that show. You have to escape I know some of them not to Jeff Bean Yeah, I know someone that was on it. They won.

Really? Yeah, they beat man hunter how much I don't think you get paid Dude on a horse He was on the horse. You don't get a horse. Yeah, dude on a horse down to you down.

Yeah, that's man He has a partner maybe two. Yeah, the horse. No, that's X. Oh, okay.

Sorry. That's his lover I crawl inside of him at that for warmth It's like Star Wars Our original man hunter shows on the game network. It's totally different Catch that though. The catch of that is not the game network.

You have to get to your destination Yeah, you're trying to get to the thing. He knows where you're going You think the whole show would just be him waiting a hundred meters before yeah, I just rode my horse in the day before It depends on how willing you're you are to get into it, you know what I mean? If you're gonna be a bitch about it, you ain't gonna win But these guys were like on the ground fucking crawling and but I think you just I think you just stay freeze Freeze don't do anything. No, you have to get to the fucking things That's otherwise everyone would do that.

They crawl into a fucking trunk. I like that. Come on I was like I'm just gonna out wait this guy. He's just 45 days It's like alone I know you guys are gonna roll your eyes, but that's why I want to remember my advice So the beginning the beginning of season two episode one is a two-part and it's no No, I think this resonated with you more than breaking bad.

I predicted the season It's filmed. It's like it's like a movie. Yeah, when you go to episode three you're like, what is this? So he put a bunch of money in it and they're chasing these Colombian cartel Yeah, jugulars who have gone up to New York, so it's my advice in New York, okay, and at the end They end up they end up in this office, you know, 80th floor downtown Maybe he's in the wheelchair center and they get us out there the creepy as fucking dude And he's just sitting down and explains them that I am America This is this is all America and we have loaned money Those people you're trying to stop so you cannot get them because if we don't get our money America collapses And it was just a weird this is 1984.

Yeah, you know, whether that's all just made up You make Miami if I sound like a masterpiece. I can't remember if it was good or not It was not Thank you. It was not I am I am watching but but but there's points There's certain points the excessive cocaine and just how flippantly they have it in this show Don johnson do cocaine like this is always there always they always got the shake bottle They've always got a shake bottle Oh, because they have to pretend to do it. Is that the idea of time?

They're they're moving to shake him I'm I stunt coke here. Yeah, but no, I just meant like is that part of his character that he was uh One of the things in my advice is uh guns are um Never run out of ammunition. Oh, they just have shootouts till like the dogs You never see a reload. He said well, these are things are introduced Which I think would have been a complaint of you about realism.

There's a bunch of stuff where he he was a vegan of vet Don johnson. Yeah, so he goes back to Vietnam. There's it's me what happens in Vietnam Obviously some sort of junk operation a general order made order one of bodies out pictures of it in the back there He was blackmailing him That's stupid how do you get the buy boat? You can't handle the truth It's like dude.

I don't know if you guys are aware of this because I only know this because I see an ad for it Every once in a while. There's a show called 911. Oh, and they're in space. Oh, thank you.

Okay, dude First off, it's like 12 seasons. Oh first off a couple years ago. They had a uh, so a tornado hit los angeles and it was filled with bees He wasn't sure. I'm sorry.

I remember they were like it's like a b-nado too I could not so I remember already in my head I was like this must be the worst show on television like there cannot be and then like you said for some reason this season these LAPD Space it's so crazy that you're talking about that cuz so I'm I'm I saw that they're in space So I'm like what is going on here? So I like went back to season one and it starts off like I didn't watch it I was just like it's pretty normal, you know, and you can just see like Progressively gets worse and worse until there's a tornado full of bees and then you're like well This is definitely jump the show what happened here and then no they fucking go to outer space It is absolutely insane. Who the fuck is watching this show? I feel like it's a reflection of corporate America every year you have to have 25 How are we gonna top the tornado with the bees?

Well, they have to go to space. Go on. Yeah, what's this parent that went to space? Tell me more it's like dude.

I gotta be on there a tornado full of bees in space I don't care how good the show is if you both tell me right now you've watched every episode and then it's the best show ever I don't care the good doctor is I've never seen it Is that with the autistic doctor do not just to me? I'm like there's just some jobs you can't have why are we do? Why is you don't call me? Do you need doogie how's her no doogie how's are just a super smart?

No, no, I'm saying that actor who plays the good doctor. Didn't he also play the reboot of doogie? I don't know. No, but what I was like a young looking is they used to call them an idiot savant.

Yeah, which is funny cuz they were like resentful Was fine, but they had to fucking yeah a lot of things used to be they used to call them mongoloids like Again, it's funny. We do that cuz like that's only offensive now with time like at the time So I was like their mongoloids and so I was like yeah, that works. Well, I remember I Didn't I make that's exactly what we're saying pro flouchers, but when I was in Australia, they were using spastic in normal Um, I mean spaz isn't a spastic A kid spaz though. Yeah, it was spaz on the hallway.

Just be screaming I didn't know that spaz was a bad. I don't think it is it's just I think it's cuz they're like descriptive terms This thing is that what you guys remember Manny from Gleeb. That's sometimes where helmet. No.

Oh, yeah Yeah, okay, he was probably like 37 like you've been there. He saw everywhere. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Like fifth day of high school.

I'm walking through the hallway and Manny has like an episode I guess would be the best way to put it and he ends up fighting like like five teachers and teacher helpers No way just fucking like with his helmet on and I remember just being like high school's fucking wild Well, it's like you're like why on earth is that kid wearing a helmet and then you just see him smashing his head against locker? Okay, I was on fight five teachers. I'm like, yeah, the helmet makes a lot of sense There needs to be like Palantir scoop all these kids up cuz that that was the guy in Palantir said people who are neurodivergent and Can do physical tasks like build stuff. I think skills or trades I saw that Peter feels like we've rounded up all the neurodivergence and they're building the future prisons for all of you that We're building what are we doing?

I saw this thing on black rock. Yeah with this little video where they're showing you everything that black rock owns 22 trillion dollars 90% and then they're like and their main competition is a company called Vanguard Yeah, and the lead the the people who own the most stock in Vanguard black rock like it is really just the most fucked up Did you hear what I said they own again? I'll say this as loud as you can hear 90% of the S&P 500 Yeah, it's insane and so rich people are constantly lending poor people money That's just the end of the line right cuz as long as that poor person's making money you're making money cuz they're paying it back It's just the proverbial foot on the throat We both said we would never Check with my name on it for a million dollars right now. I would not get I mean I would take the million bucks Sorry, hold on.

Oh, let me back that up one cruise. I would take for the million dollars No, I would do one of those like Viking cruises in Europe where you're in like canals and shit for a million dollars I'd do a dick sucking cruise. No, you do a big foot cruise after 50k for sure The claustrophobic and after watching that documentary about the shit cruise Yeah, it's just like fuck you couldn't I'm with my you couldn't pay me Personal story my parents one of the crews like within the last year within the last 365 days them and three other couples weird that they've known forever They all want a cruise like they come back. I said my house the crew she was like I mean she's like I enjoyed it.

She said Lou didn't Lou is like my mom's best friend's husband. I was like why was wrong She's like we like three straight days of really choppy water Oh, and I was like I was like hold on if you're telling me that on your cruise ship You notice really choppy water. It must have been like well Yeah, if it's moving a ship that bit she was like yeah He was basically sick for three days that alone you've seen the videos of the fucking waves coming up to the windows like fuck that noise man Our livable ecosystem is so much smaller even when you look at these fans and see where you are like but 10 feet up What do you mean how we're we're stuck on the land and can't go much higher than 10 feet, right? If you fall from 10 feet, you die.

What are you talking about a guy in Florida about five stories? Oh, I'm just sorry. I'm missing the the the goldilocks zone for humans is quite small He's saying we can't live underwater and some reason we can't live over 10 feet 50 feet If you step outside you guys been paying attention to that guy from Florida who said he was kidnapped by dolphins brought underwater and forced to build them structures Oh, and the CIA are investigating. I think it might be true.

The Florida is the best That's in insane story, and you're like this is definitely fake news, and then you're like put the CIA's involved I mean, how do we know they didn't just send like Baker on some cockamamie mission like Mike listen just Mike Baker pulls off a mass a dolphin Boys I've tested these new dolphin masks and LSD at the same time. They both work wonders like skipper punky put on your dolphin suits We're going to kidnap this dude. He's built in the shed in our backyard We need a new place to store a lawn mower boys put on your dolphin suits. We're going to get a normie boys That's what I was thinking to build you get you get one of those containers.

So funny, you know, they can hit containers. Yeah, like a shipping container Yeah, I see it on top of that. So you've got killbox underneath. They try to get in whatever killbox It's just a door that says please come in and then they go in and come out.

Yeah, it says dolphin slash government entrance It says dolphin slash government entrance I see here. This is your apocalypse. I have a good night's sleep. So you get you get the container.

Can I ask you a question about your killbox? So the first two people walk in they die horrible death which robitize. Yeah, of course. No, no for who you're watching there No, okay, that's fine.

So those five people that have watched is trauma they're traumatized. They leave they're gone into the wasteland You are still you're in the second deck, right? Yeah, are you cleaning the killbox? No, there's a separate box in behind where you just throws the fuck?

Well, that's smart. Just like the back end and the animals come in. Oh, it's like Australia when they bring in the cats Smells right away, and I think one thing you're trying to do is get down try to get a skull and try to get on a pole I'm just picturing come on during the apocalypse cleaning his killbox every day like god damn it again It's like this is the end where Comes the like what's his name? Oh, I'm chanting Tatum.

No, no, he's the becomes like the leader of the fucking So put a spout in a birch tree and then a couple hours of drips out perfectly filtered birch water Incredible that's how you're gonna live when they really want to drink tree come cuz I'm not down with that I think that's our yeah, yeah, you're like you're having a jerk the tree. He just said you got a spout enough come back an hour later It sounds like you're jerking the tree up. I don't know what world you're from Things come to the world where I'm not jerking trees. You just don't know you're doing it.

Yeah, do the trees like yeah, right there How do they always know the spawn I like you made the tree Always hard Let's take a break. Let's pay a bill and we will be right back this episode is sponsored by better help gang March includes International Women's Day, and I want to take a moment to celebrate someone who has shaped my life my mom She somehow carried everything work stress family schedules emotional support for everyone around her and she made it look effortless But now that I'm older I realize how much she was actually holding women carry so much at work at home in relationships and friendships their planners caregivers leaders listeners And often the last ones to take time for themselves therapy can be a powerful way to create space That's just yours a space to sort through expectations build healthier boundaries and focus on your emotional well-being better Help has over 30,000 licensed therapists who work under a strict code of conduct They'll match you with a therapist based on a short questionnaire so that you can focus on your goals with more than 12 years of experience a strong Match rate they typically get it right the first time and if not you can switch any time better help to serve over six million people worldwide with an average 4.9 out of 5 rating for live sessions from over 1.7 million client reviews your emotional well-being matters find support and feel lighter in therapy Sign up and get 10% off at better help calm slash JRE. That's better h e lp.com slash JRE Thank you so much for them for sponsoring the show go ahead It's been so long since I've seen a new movie that left me with any good feelings that maybe that has influenced a little bit the The love I feel for it for what project tell Mary It's been so long again to love again. Yeah Yeah, it was it was good and especially a long movie.

It was a little too long. Well, I didn't like it Do you know that the original cut was an hour longer? That's great. See a little more.

What were we talking about last week? Oh a couple things SNL UK. How'd that go over? Was it good is it?

I don't think it was although I they did a funny ad about like a CIA team that is Working on your phone when you go to press a button for that loaded if you just get to the side get the pop-up and all that stuff Okay, so so there was a good ad did you watch the whole thing? No, I can't I don't understand it. I Don't understand You're not bilingual. You don't speak.

Yeah, so last week. I thought it was this Trump doing a rug pull go on well He said if We're gonna blow you up and then the next day he said we've we're talking now. Yes, it's all made a trade Yeah, so meanwhile he did it again, Matt. I know he dog whistled his people and fucking he's such a corrupt motherfucker It's crazy and did you see he comes out and he's like Yeah, and the Strait of Trump And he's like well, they're gonna get mad at me for that because we're gonna say I made a mistake But I don't make mistakes like the guy is out of fucking control because he knows there's no one gonna do anything Yeah, I mean I think his legacy be ruined But he got to the top realize no one's enforcing anything you guys are getting away with everything Well, I mean I think it couldn't be more obvious that this guy is not in charge and that Israel runs him like a fucking dog and pony show Have you seen what the premier of Manitoba's been saying?

No, he's been saying let the Epstein guys fight Epstein's war He's out publicly calling Trump's war and Epstein war Yeah, that's exactly what it is. I mean Simon think about it too when Donald Trump first ran his very first presidency He ran mostly on his own money. Okay. No donors, right?

Right? So he was beholden to no one in a way I'm not saying his first. I mean arguably his first term is way better than this way, right? So then think about wrap your head around this So the second time he runs where he says it was stolen from him He must have taken a ton of money from donors and they saw no return on that because he didn't become president, right?

So second time he probably goes back to those same donors and they double down and we know that the biggest donor He had was this dual citizen Israeli American woman. I can't remember her name anyway She probably donated to both campaigns and if you think about it So the first time he runs like I said it's all his own money beholden to no one now He's double beholden to a lot of these donors and we know that well Even if you take away the Epstein stuff. No, no, I'm just saying let's say let's say you remove that put that in a behind a door Here, we know nothing for sure. Yeah This this I mean this this alone like the amount of money he took from straight up Israeli Zionists Yeah, I mean, yeah, and that's showing now.

Yeah, and you know who's like vehemently against Iran going into Iran I'm gonna do the Rams is what's her name husband husband Charlie Kirk. Oh, no, I was gonna say Cabard, but this is crazy. So we usually talk about this in the post-show, but this is a big enough deal I think we can slip it into the thing so what's his name was on Rogan this week Dave Smith Dave Smith, yeah, and usually they agree on just about everything but Dave called that way Tulsi Gabbard a liar good 100% because she is a fucking liar and Joe takes total exception to that and What he defends her defends her and they go back and listen to the clip and Joe's like to Dave I think you're being disingenuous here disingenuous here because you're calling her a liar But she's not saying that and Dave's like, okay. Well, I'll give you that and you know He doesn't want to get in an argument with Joe But Joe is the one being disingenuous It's so fucking clear that Tulsi is as corrupt as all of it You know that she like her whole thing was never a war in Iran so sure that last week It's so blatant like and Joe's like well, you know She's in a really tough position because she has this guy who will like get angry at her like fuck you man You can't it's so clear the thing is backwards RFK with the glyphosate Like how do you stand behind that Joe you were the one that brought that to all of our attention that yeah, you know I mean, it's like and now now they've just doubled down dude They're all fucking so corrupt the second they started working with Trump It just the corruptness started seeping out of everybody is fucking gross the new normal.

I guess yeah I would just to market how I'm sure I said before if you go back, you know Fifteen years, I just don't care about this stuff. Yeah, but I implore you to listen to that Dave Smith episode because it is insane This is a Dave who will stand up to just about everyone except Joe Rogan because he cow-tows man Like he was on a roll calling out the right people saying the right things and as soon as Joe was like oh, no Tulsi's fine. Oh, I guess you're right Joe Tulsi's fine like fuck that Yeah, Tulsi sucks. She sucks man You come on and you fucking convinced us all your righteous and then the second you get into this position of power You become like Cruella de Vil Grace Street has even gotten bigger like the whole thing is fucked It's crazy to see all of their tweets about how comma little send your people send your sons.

Do I ran to die? And it's like oh fuck man. This is who knows whatever. It's not whatever.

It is whatever because people make plans Yeah, but I mean does that mean a center's opening up for skating or whatever like peep centers opening up for Yeah, but come on. Okay. Hold on. We're giving money to build a new you have a car.

Did you fill up this week? Yeah, I'm on the dollar 77 stuff when you try to pass dollar 58 sides I told you the way you have to do it. You just never look at the price of gas. You just fill up $30.

That's all you need to know $30. Yeah, $30 is always $30. Yeah, it's always $30. But the problem is at one point Tomorrow when you're filling up $30 it might be an issue today.

I was talking to 25 year old Yeah, just like what do you think it from your perspective? What do you think about wars and stuff? Cuz I know when I 25 the Iraq war whatever it was just yeah You just didn't think about all and they said they thought there will be a revolution in their lifetime. I Wouldn't be fucking so accepting all the Epstein all the corruption that goes on that that's what they thought they thought there would be a Reckoning which I think everyone thinks but never come.

I mean it feels like we should have already been there We should have done it. Yeah, like it feels like the place we're at now. That's what I do the housing like in Canada Especially the housing is up That was a point I was trying to make with the banks and cartels of Miami vise in 1984 Go on well, they let the cat of the bag and it's yeah. Well, this is goes on.

It's accepted That didn't that didn't help the drug on war the war on drugs or that was the drug on war It's been for the yeah war on drugs the the fucking the Epstein list though When Trump runs on exposing this shit, and then it turns out that he is He's the reason the Epstein list exists like that novel they call you that should be enough for the people to fucking say Enough is enough. We have to fucking storm the Capitol and for real is not I mean listen I don't know if this is true cuz I keep seeing this online and I obviously I'm not a fucking investigative journalist So I have no idea you do play one on television sure no, I don't even do that. That's the worst part the same Gentlemen Jewish that well, I'm just it's it is important that took out the The insurance policy on the world trades and like two months before Yeah, took out an insurance policy on on that building in LA and then now there's all these reports that LA is gonna get attacked by Iran And you're like dude there 100% is going to be a false flag there I have no doubt about that and so if there is though, so let's let's say there is terrible scenario Let's say there is an American's die. That's the revolution, right?

What do you mean? Well like like we have social media now There was no social media for 9-11 Okay, so there was no like you just the footage you had was what they gave you what the news gave you yeah And there was no internet for someone to leak a video of like an alternate angle or whatever And so everyone was raw raw raw behind them But now now like the fact that I'm sitting here in Canada on this podcast saying I believe Larry Silverstein bought fucking insurance on this building Like now if that building does get attacked the problem is Maddie is that just like everything else? 53% of the people are still gonna believe that false flag like even though they're social media even though it's so fucking obvious It's like not that obvious to some people it's fucking crazy and you may be right that might be the civil war the like heads in the sand against the fucking Eyes wide open but you would think that even like maybe the average Snowden moment was it could be a linchpin for that I mean, that's a good point to watch all of us all of a sudden the surveillance That's I mean you think that's a great point too that that a guy comes forward and is like hey Just so you know the u.s. Government is watching you guys not they're not if these eyes aren't pointed out words They're directly at you they're collecting all this data on you and then he immediately gets expelled in the country like Every president is like if he comes here he's getting fucking the book thrown out with the full and it's like you know What the problem with that is is that we get free apps so 53% of the people don't give a fuck because you can play angry birds Like I'm serious.

No, no, but the government is taking your money You're giving the government your money to do good with it and they're turning around and it's like it's I totally do but of course they do but I totally hear you But again, like if you can play fucking wordle or whatever the fuck we don't care most of us don't care No, but Simon, it's it's the idea that like think about it like this like a This will be not the greatest example for some people gotta be your money That's the only way you feel it if you think about it like this like it's like During covid you paid the Canadian government paid people to like make to like put lockdown stuff in place So basically your tax dollars went to locking you down You know what I mean? Like yeah, it's weird stuff like that Where you're like I wouldn't have I probably wouldn't put my tax dollars That there's a few roads that need fixing or bridge somewhere Usually you don't get a check sent to you and this time you did so again So those people were like fucking and yeah, but lucky you don't watch TV because Ontario budget just came out We have a huge deficit, but um say for instance that ad that Doug Ford ran Yeah, that costs us money and there's numerous of ads that are telling you what they are doing for you They're taking your money and not doing it. Yeah, and I think about that every time I see a government ad on YouTube I'm like, I'm like, what did this cost and what's your cut? And I always use the example where they're like damn safety I'm like there's no fucking way that I think that the government is spending money Like dude natural selection of 12 people you're dying going your dams.

I'm sorry cost to do in business I don't know what to tell you know, it's hilarious So I don't know if you remember this but when I was a kid there were and you'll remember for sure There was an ad to convince us to not believe everything we saw on TV And it was about the house hippo. Do you remember? It was a little tiny hippo that lived in your house You think of the AI swap and the the whole point at the end of the commercial was like Don't believe everything everyone believed in the house hippo. It didn't fucking work at all Because it's the biggest disconnect when it's brought to you by the Canadian government You go, oh, they're spending their money, but they're not it's right because they don't have money They don't have money So if they turn around and are using your money to surveil on you, you should be like stop Well, that was the whole thing with gnome in the States She was running those ads with her dressed up as a fireman.

Um, Kristi gnome This is not her name. Yeah, the one who got fired for fucking the guy on the plane Yeah, um, yeah And she and it's hilarious because they have an email correspondence with her and Trump saying like He's like, I love your commercials They're amazing. Keep doing them. Can you make sure you mention how great I am?

And then she gets fired for it and he's like, yeah, I hated those commercials I mean, this is all there. It's all in fucking writing One thing I thought about With the look maxing is if you're doing that for gender then everyone thinks you're so brave Picking these drastic measures to change your body to be something you feel like you want to be Not everyone thinks that's brave. I think if you're doing it to pick up girls, then it's a problem I wonder if it's a double standard I mean, it's not a problem though because apparently he's the most popular dude on the internet according to you Unless you were saying last week. No, I said I liked him I think the most popular person is a woman probably we thought you disappeared.

Why do you say that? I'm thinking like a charlie de milio or a teller swift or maybe there's a soccer player Maybe well, yeah, I mean I would assume a woman is the most popular person on the internet not a man Which not like I think we're talking about on the internet boss in a hole. I was talking about streaming Well, no, even in streaming. I would assume it's a woman too.

I don't well Really? Yeah, I mean women like they get all the men look at it But I don't think they're doing kaisanat numbers. I don't think any of them are doing like that's interesting Drew ski those that is it speaking of juicy. Yes, the erica kirk Yeah, so he's getting she's suing him apparently for what?

Defamation of character, but it is an incredible fucking video. He looks so fucking funny It's hilarious and it's spot on his redneck as well. Yeah. Yeah, that's a whole new genre white face No, no, no, no because any Murphy did it.

I'm not eight first off Don't give and you can do as much white face as you want. It's not a problem number the other the newsman And you can do blackface. No, you cannot rub it down junior Well, that that was a movie I don't want to defend anyone's blackface But blackface like in the truest form is like the minstrel show blackface. We have a big fucking red lips Yeah, but what I'm saying is like I'm not again I'm not defending Trudeau and his fucking blackface, but that was a different blackface Yeah, it's still unacceptable, but I mean the the there to me anyways, and I'm just an idiot but there's a huge difference between Tropic thunder and like the minstrel Again, my face doesn't bother me.

I don't give a shit. I think it's hilarious. Oh, and nobody ever said it was a problem But there was a movie called so Jimmy Kimmel playing Shaq is hilarious There's a movie where a guy took a huge amount of tanning pills. Yeah to die skim and apply for a Negro scholarship.

Yep Did he get it? Yep. Nice. They met a black girl that she found out when he pulled out his pecker.

No, I don't know Negro scholarship. Is that the right terminology? I don't know her hopes. Oh, I don't think so I believe that's what it was In the movie at the time which office were saying it's uh can't be done now anyways On that note he just anyways Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway I was going to talk about Go on some dead air You were going to talk about he doesn't know crickets.

Yeah, you talked about him already Right then. It's just I have a different uh modus or upper ed. Oh, I we got a company patreon So I want to shut them out. Sorry.

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New details are emerging in one of the largest betting scandals in check football in the football corruption case The public prosecutor's requested pretrial detention for five suspects Investigating issue criminal proceedings against a total of 32 suspects. Do you guys bet on check soccer? No, that's right I never put on this game. This came in underneath the morocco sanigos scandal But I mean corruption is everywhere and that's what back to it's the new normal Like if you're not cheating, you're not trying It unfortunately is coming to terms now No, listen any lower league in any sport is easier to rig because people aren't paid enough Listen terry roger was paid like 17 million dollars a year and even that wasn't enough So he needed that extra mill but I wasn't even a million bucks.

It was like 400 thousands I think people would be so sad if I found out how small bribes and candor like what people are compromised themselves again for like 1350 Yeah, yeah, we've ruined that river for fucking floor seats to the wrappers Is a joke not even it's like three tickets to the junos. Yeah, yeah, there's levels in the shoot I think he's prized how the premiere of I don't know Yeah, no, I was trying to help you yes and one year wonderland. Thank you very much. You can skip all the lines.

What? Can I give you an interesting little piece of information that I want please please? I was just like this is fucking nuts so You know that the Nazis were super into Antarctica. Yeah, okay, I'm aware of that So they had sent all these subs up to Antarctica to do whatever the fuck they were doing.

We don't know what they were doing invest in schlauk, but they found documentation that the captain of the Submarine would get three different packets. Okay, and they weren't allowed to open the packets until a certain time So the first packet was like I'll just make this up. Okay directions to Antarctica So they open that up directions Antarctica the second packet was whatever the fuck okay the third packet was And they have this you can look it up on the internet the third packet was how to deal with the Citizens of Antarctica So like once you get there, this is how you deal with the people you're going to encounter There are no people there. There's fucking penguins and polar bear.

No, there's one of the other one I think it's penguins. No, sorry. I think it's polar bear. I don't know.

It's penguins are in the Antarctic and polar bears are in the north Yeah, sure. Yeah, anyway, there's no humans. That's it, man The third packet is how to deal with the people you're gonna run into. Yeah, maybe that's one of those maybe packets I mean, maybe well, I'm just saying like the you know the US government always has redundancies when they send out the fact that there's Okay, yeah, of course.

Why do you have a name advice you'd like to hear an episode where they go to enter? Came across. I didn't do coke with penguin came across a guy who's like checking packets from all around the world Yeah, I think he's Scottish ladies English and he just talked about getting okay around the world by the way packets Is that the end of your story by the way Simon see speaking of redundancies remember how we talked about that school They bombed and I ran like day one Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember we were like I was like they're probably gonna come out with some story about how there was like a Humma stronghold under there Yeah, so they didn't even come out with that story They just at the end of the day were like it was the US we did it and we double tapped it by the way So did you read that? No, so they dropped the initial bomb which blew up the school and 180 school children And then their parents rushed to the school Obviously Trying to save anyone they can and they hit it and they lit it up again Interesting all they do is lie the US government And I'm sure you saw the footage of Trump coming out and he's like this is like right after it happened And he's like yeah, we definitely didn't do it.

We know this for a fact. There's proof and you can see hegs In the background like no, yeah And then there's a fire on their cap That's really not happened to Yeah, and but have you seen the footage of uh, because this is how cutthroat Donald Trump is He's like yeah, I think it was P. P gave me the time to go anyone go in there He used to be like oh, and that's what you started to be able to double There is nobody that guy will not throw under the bus unless you're related to him And even then I'm not sure he wouldn't fucking toss his own daughter to the wolves, you know Did you see the pause moment that him and Pete hegs have had no eggs of this in the oval office And I'm gonna butcher what he said, but just something along these lines. He's like uh Something along the lines like we're gonna hit him right in the shaft and just jerk it hard Drum in the background like I don't know about that one.

Well, we saw him work that microphone Like this guy is a trained professional knows what he's doing. Um, as a hater that I am uh, recipe smappy parry auto zone He's been dead for a long time, but he had uh, his foundation had uh, agreed to name a housing support housing club at the Royal Ottawa Hospital the Matthew Perry Center. That's not a reason people are going through Addition because he battle fit and they've recently said they can't do that anymore They don't have the cash. It seems like they'd be like how much that cost and how much their lifestyle is we spent some of that on coke Yeah We were doing bumps in honor.

I don't know what to tell you. Yeah coke apparently drying drink your money pretty quick Dude one of my favorite moments Maybe of the last 20 years is fucking uh, they're in the White House and they're talking about whatever And Trump just gets up walks over to the window and looks out and they're all like what the fuck is going on And he's like staring at the construction or whatever He's having like a total sundown or moment and they try and pass it's fucking crazy You know what I'm talking about. Did you see that when you haven't seen that when you haven't seen that we're gonna watch it? Are they drinking how they survive goes you know, you may be better looking than the last time But so what did I send you Matt?

It's so crazy. I forgot to watch it Oh my god, it's it's him saying something about a woman and it's just so like read the fucking room man You're in the Epstein files. You can't be saying this shit anymore. So it's uh, he tells himself every morning I'm not on the Epstein files and that's real.

He's not why I told you that was the whole thing He like believes the lie so he can then lie without so he can be the lie detector. It's pretty much that's it So it's so it's an Ottawa thing to have a support center without support Yeah, of course doing my research. I found it that Matthew Perry beat the shit out of Justin Trudeau in grade five Nice because he was jealous of his athletic prowess prowess proudness proudness Potential Fucking Ricky over here. Oh, that's gonna be an Ottawa story.