Donald Trump to Matt Gaetz: "You're FIRED!"

Eat shit, Matt Gaetz.In today’s episode of, “How Badly Can Trump Fuck Over America?” there’s actually great news. Matt Gaetz has withdrawn from his nomination to be Attorney General. But let’s be clear, he didn’t do this voluntarily. Trump fired him before he was even hired. “YOU’RE FIRED, BOTOX BUTTHEAD!”Evidently, it’s poor form to nominate probable pedophiles and child traffickers. Even for a convicted adjudicated rapist like Donald Trump.In today’s episode, you’re going to hear a mouthy Libby the Mooch in the beginning. She went off just as I started recording. Then we’re going to talk a little (lot of) shit about Matt Gaetz and the rest of Tronald Dumpster Fire’s cabinet nominees.Buckle up, Y’all. It’s time to get mouthy. Mooch agrees. You’ll see. &:^)You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe