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Aug 17, 2026 2 hr 46 min

Don't Drink the Battery Acid

from Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude Hosted by Richard Chelson and Bryan Goodwin

This week Rich, Bryan, and the Duuude catch up after a scorching week — Zoom hiccups, a dead grape myrtle bush, and heat indexes pushing triple digits. Ron doesn't hold back on a gas plant nightmare that nearly cost him his PTO in throat chops, while Bryan gets his hyperlocal news site off the ground and Rich rolls out season three of his other podcast. From there the guys wander through vacation planning, Ron's untouched model kit collection from his grandpa's estate, the last Blockbuster on Earth, dying malls, Rich's GrapheneOS privacy plans, telescope shopping for a nebula shot, and Bryan's oilfield frac work — plus the usual detours into politics, TV, and everything in between. Links Mentioned sayre2weatherford.com — Bryan's hyperlocal news site for Sayre, Elk City, Clinton, and Weatherford goblin.tools — this week's Website of the Week, a collection of simple tools (Magic To-Do, Formalizer, Consultant, and more) for when things feel too big podcastapps.com — find a modern podcast app that supports live streaming so you can catch the show the moment it goes live Support the Show This show runs on value-for-value. If we made you laugh, think, or groan, you get to decide what that was worth. There are three ways to do it: Time — share the episode with your friends, family, and enemies. Talent — send us album art or other creative work. Treasure — hit the Support This Show button in your podcast app to send something through PayPal, one-time or recurring. Get In Touch Bryan: [email protected] Rich: [email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988 The world needs you here.

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  1. 0:00 Zoom extra steps and August heat index
  2. 3:52 Two years in the house and time flying by
  3. 6:36 Bryan's website and season 3 of Rich's other podcast
  4. 10:40 Ron's UHP cylinder nightmare and the throat-chop PTO joke
  5. 27:21 Vacation days, Moab, and staycation blues
  6. 30:10 Ron's grandpa's model kits and a diorama idea
  7. 36:23 Kermit-green houses and an unauthorized rain cistern
  8. 40:01 Caroline Leavitt's exit and a Fort Hood helicopter crash
  9. 47:15 Mamdani's free grocery stores and who foots the bill
  10. 52:34 The Charlie Kirk case and the death penalty debate
  11. 58:40 Natural selection, Tide Pods, and Rich's wire-biting stories
  12. 1:06:15 The last Blockbuster and dying malls and department stores
  13. 1:19:40 The Brink of War, Reagan biopics, and the Angel app
  14. 1:32:22 NCIS, Rizzoli & Isles, and the WNBA gender politics flap
  15. 1:43:34 Reacher, Prime Video, and Walmart's Vizio buyout
  16. 2:00:57 Eating dirt, drinking from hoses, and old-school parenting
  17. 2:05:07 Rich's telescope hunt and shooting a nebula
  18. 2:11:02 Bryan's frac job and the three-well zipper
  19. 2:17:22 Rich's GrapheneOS plans and phone privacy
  20. 2:24:22 Website of the week: Goblin Tools
  21. 2:31:27 Thank-yous, listener numbers, and how to support the show

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