Don’t Get Married To A Jada

This week we’re stirring the pot and dodging subpoenas.• Our Jada Pinkett Smith fatigue: From the table talks to the timeline think pieces, we break down why her brand of oversharing feels like homework. Spoiler: we did not enroll in this class.• Pooh Shiesty vs. Gucci Mane: Is trying to snake out of a contract with “creative” illegal tactics a boss move or a jail move? We debate the difference between getting out the deal and getting into RICO.• Jay-Z interviews: The man can give you 45 minutes of gems that somehow contain zero information. We translate the art of saying a lot while revealing absolutely nothing.• Personal trainers: Do you want burpees or a therapist? We rant about the trainers who think “accountability” means texting you at 6am and charging you for emotional damage...We mix petty with perspective. No PR-approved answers, no media training, just two people with mics, grudges, and Google. If you like your commentary messy, your logic loose, and your laughs frequent, pull up a seat.