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🎙️ **Episode Recap: Teeth, Apocalypses, and That One "Glow-y" Item** In this episode of *The Unseeing Critics*, Richard and Jesse dive into **Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star**, discussing its awkward underdog charm, Adam Sandler’s influence, and whether this movie’s cult status is deserved—or just delusional.📚 Richard reviews the first two books in *America Falls* by Scott Medbury, highlighting its eerily realistic post-apocalyptic setup, fast pacing, and moral gray zones. 🎧 Listen on Audible: [America Falls Omnibus (Books 1–11)](https://www.audible.com/pd/The-America-Falls-Omnibus-Books-1-11-Audiobook/B0DDVV74GW)🦬 Jesse tackles *Buffalo Hunter Hunter* by Stephen Graham Jones, a hauntingly original story that blends history and horror. 📖 Grab it on Kindle: [Buffalo Hunter Hunter](https://www.amazon.com/Buffalo-Hunter-Stephen-Graham-Jones-ebook/dp/B0DGQW7K3Z)🪓 And for our Star Wars fans, we shine the spotlight on *Darth Plagueis* by James Luceno—rich lore, dark ambition, and Sith power plays. 🎧 Hear it on Audible: [Darth Plagueis](https://www.audible.com/pd/Star-Wars-Darth-Plagueis-Audiobook/B006PFYCW6?utm_source=chatgpt.com)🧠 This week’s “Would You Rather?” sparks some serious (and not-so-serious) debates:- Face endless slow zombies vs. three waves of fast ones?- Garlic bread shield or alien-proof tinfoil hat?🕵️‍♂️ Our **Blind Item Review** features a sleek, curved object that vibrates, glows, and has one reviewer claiming their mornings are smoother and nights... a little brighter. No spoilers here—but trust us, you’ll want to hear the guesses.🎉 **Fun Fact of the Week:** Arnold Schwarzenegger once challenged a vending machine to an arm-wrestling match. He lost a dollar. The machine lost its soul.👂 **Blind Fact:** 80% of blindness is avoidable—but 100% of blind people can detect a snack wrapper opening from three rooms away. Science can't explain it. We can.---🎬 **Next Week's Watch:** *Carry-On* (Netflix) A TSA agent is blackmailed into letting a mystery package on board—this thriller is already being called one of Netflix’s best of the year.🎧 Subscribe, share, and let us know: Would you wear garlic bread as a fashion statement? Or trust Bucky Larson with your apocalypse survival plan?#TheUnseeingCritics #BuckyLarson #AmericaFalls #BuffaloHunterHunter #DarthPlagueis #BlindItemReview #WouldYouRather #PodcastLife #NetflixMovies #AudibleFinds #BlindHumor