Don't Make Me Flex

rom my spot, trying to survive extended cousin invasion…The cousin is STILL here.DUDE.Aunt Casey!! Come get your dog!!!He’s fine or whatever, but my sanity has limits.Meanwhile, on the plus side—Mom may have taught me to wink.Yep. Full-on, intentional, lady-charming wink.And let me tell you…I am using it to my advantage.Full tilt, baby.Little head tilt. Little wink. Boom. Smitten humans everywhere.Honestly? I’m unstoppable now.I’m basically an emotional weapon of mass affection.That is all. Carry on—and prepare your hearts, ladies.Don't make me flex. These chaos muscles are just getting warmed up.