Don’t You Guys Have Pigeons to Feed Somewhere?

This week, an absolute pimp of an 85-year-old man was caught in his tiny car, smoking a cigarello, and driving 110 miles per hour in a 45. He was arrested (along with another guy) for drag racing. (We have the video of his arrest, too.) Also: Brian is obsessed with Hollywood Graveyard. Brian made a serious tactical error trying to do something adventurous at work, and learned a lesson. Light baseball talk, b/w Brian almost does a spit take. When a fart goes up your ball bag. We’re doing Jocktober this year. A woman working at Arby’s spit into a customer’s food, giving her herpes. The Cos drops by and talks about how he used to give women herpes. Brian forgot to mention that Alan Greenspan died, and Team Jeff ties the Dead Pool at 2-2. Jeff drops a rare Mush Mouth. Brian Williams was funny on 30 Rock. Some blue hair drove a Tesla into a public swimming pool. You ever pull a load out while driving? The Commodore flip phone.