Doomscrollin #028: Marilyn Monroe | Alien Crab Men, Plantation Pop Stars | Rothschilds And The App Apocalypse

00:00:00 – 00:15:00 | Grocery Sign Squatter & Passport Man Opening banter on AC troubles, Wheel of Doom setup, and life chaos. Viral news: woman secretly living inside a grocery store sign for over a year. First spin: “Passport Man” — comedy about the 9/11 hijacker’s intact passport. Satirical “passport paper skyscraper” idea. Brief riff on Middle East conflicts and government narratives. 00:15:00 – 00:30:00 | Rothschilds, Lincoln & the Civil War Theory linking Rothschild banking empire to Lincoln’s assassination. European banks allegedly financing the Confederacy. Rare account of Russian naval presence to deter Britain, France, and Spain. Reflection on “victor’s history” shaping what’s taught in schools. Playful acknowledgment of leaning 100% into conspiracy talk. 00:30:00 – 00:45:00 | Music Industry Puppet Masters Conspiracy video connecting Ariana Grande, Drake, Rihanna, and others to Universal Music Group elites. Alleged wealth roots in African plantation economies. Corporate links back to Rothschild and Goldschmidt families. Noticing subliminal smoke detector beep in the video. Cynical take on “one love” celebrity branding masking exploitation. 00:45:00 – 01:00:00 | The Dating App Grind Story of a man swiping over 2 million times in 5 years for only one date. Guests suggest meeting people offline as a better approach. Statistics: women find 80% of men unattractive. Why average men have better odds face-to-face than via apps. Merch plug and Sam’s comedy tour shoutout. 01:00:00 – 01:15:00 | Pascagoula UFO & Alien Theories 1973 Mississippi UFO abduction: two fishermen paralyzed and taken aboard by tall, crab-handed beings. Tangent into the idea that aliens might be ancient hidden Earth civilizations. Jokes about cryptid–alien hybrids, including Bigfoot as an interdimensional visitor. Religion’s role in shaping paranormal experiences. Speculation on staged alien events for political control. 01:15:00 – 01:30:00 | Marilyn Monroe’s Mysterious End Revisiting claims JFK and RFK orchestrated Marilyn’s death to protect secrets. Her alleged diaries documenting scandals and political affairs. Suspicion of lethal injection due to no pill residue. Missing journals after her death. Hosts riff on her high-profile lovers. Closing Wheel spins tease stranger stories not fully covered this episode.   Watch Full Episodes on Sam's channels: - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoli - Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/SamTripoli Sam Tripoli: Tin Foil Hat Podcast Website: SamTripoli.com Twitter: https://x.com/samtripoli Midnight Mike: The OBDM Podcast Website: https://ourbigdumbmouth.com/ Twitter: https://x.com/obdmpod Doom Scrollin' Telegram: https://t.me/+La3v2IUctLlhYWUx   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices